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Since you've been gone I feel so much better |
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Cause I saw how mean you could be |
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I used to want some explanation |
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Now all I want is my Patsy Cline CD |
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How I've waited for today |
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When I could finally say |
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You jerk |
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You jerk |
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You are such a jerk |
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There are other words |
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But they just don't work |
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Sometimes I wish I'd mailed you that letter |
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That said the things I dare not say |
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Instead I set the thing on fire |
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I had to say this outloud anyway |
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I'm so glad I found the nerve |
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To say what you deserve |
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You jerk |
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You jerk |
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You are such a jerk |
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There are other words |
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But they just don't work |
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They try to be so cool |
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Insult you like a fool |
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Never take your call when you're nobody at all |
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Until you're somebody and then they want to be your friend |
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How come jerks don't know they're jerks |
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(I don't know) |
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So next time someone makes you feel little |
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Just sing this song inside your head |
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And like a great big cartoon bubble |
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These lovely words will dance above their head |
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How I've waited for today |
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When I could finally say |
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You jerk |
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You jerk |
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You are such a jerk |
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There are other words |
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But they just don't work |
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You jerk |
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You jerk |
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You are such a jerk |
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There are other words |
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But they just don't work |
