歌曲 | The Knicker Elastic King |
歌手 | The Rutles |
专辑 | Archaeology |
下载 | Image LRC TXT |
作词 : Innes | |
He used to travel in bath cubes | |
Until the slump came | |
Faced with redundancy he turned his mind to other things | |
And soon became a household name | |
Knicker elastic | |
Everybody used it | |
Knicker elastic | |
Nobody refused it | |
Knicker Elastic King, the Knicker Elastic King | |
A self-made man with a business to run | |
and something to sell to everyone | |
The Knicker Elastic King | |
He grew so rich the Gnomes of Zurich | |
Were green with envy (ahhh ahhh) | |
The darling of the Stock Exchange | |
Made the New Year's Honours List | |
And won the Queen's Award to Industry | |
Knicker Elastic | |
Essence of propriety | |
Knicker Elastic | |
Upholder of society | |
The Knicker Elastic King, | |
Ooo la la | |
His rubber business kept expanding | |
But then disaster (Ee bah gum!) | |
The price of raw materials | |
Coupled with inflation | |
Squeezed his global holdings | |
His liquid assets bottomed out | |
And shrunk his retail outlet | |
... operation | |
And that's the story of the | |
Knicker Elastic King (and market forces) | |
The Knicker Elastic King ('horses for courses') | |
A self-made man with a business to run | |
And something to sell to everyone | |
Knicker Elastic King | |
Ooo la la | |
The Knicker Elastic King |
zuo ci : Innes | |
He used to travel in bath cubes | |
Until the slump came | |
Faced with redundancy he turned his mind to other things | |
And soon became a household name | |
Knicker elastic | |
Everybody used it | |
Knicker elastic | |
Nobody refused it | |
Knicker Elastic King, the Knicker Elastic King | |
A selfmade man with a business to run | |
and something to sell to everyone | |
The Knicker Elastic King | |
He grew so rich the Gnomes of Zurich | |
Were green with envy ahhh ahhh | |
The darling of the Stock Exchange | |
Made the New Year' s Honours List | |
And won the Queen' s Award to Industry | |
Knicker Elastic | |
Essence of propriety | |
Knicker Elastic | |
Upholder of society | |
The Knicker Elastic King, | |
Ooo la la | |
His rubber business kept expanding | |
But then disaster Ee bah gum! | |
The price of raw materials | |
Coupled with inflation | |
Squeezed his global holdings | |
His liquid assets bottomed out | |
And shrunk his retail outlet | |
... operation | |
And that' s the story of the | |
Knicker Elastic King and market forces | |
The Knicker Elastic King ' horses for courses' | |
A selfmade man with a business to run | |
And something to sell to everyone | |
Knicker Elastic King | |
Ooo la la | |
The Knicker Elastic King |
zuò cí : Innes | |
He used to travel in bath cubes | |
Until the slump came | |
Faced with redundancy he turned his mind to other things | |
And soon became a household name | |
Knicker elastic | |
Everybody used it | |
Knicker elastic | |
Nobody refused it | |
Knicker Elastic King, the Knicker Elastic King | |
A selfmade man with a business to run | |
and something to sell to everyone | |
The Knicker Elastic King | |
He grew so rich the Gnomes of Zurich | |
Were green with envy ahhh ahhh | |
The darling of the Stock Exchange | |
Made the New Year' s Honours List | |
And won the Queen' s Award to Industry | |
Knicker Elastic | |
Essence of propriety | |
Knicker Elastic | |
Upholder of society | |
The Knicker Elastic King, | |
Ooo la la | |
His rubber business kept expanding | |
But then disaster Ee bah gum! | |
The price of raw materials | |
Coupled with inflation | |
Squeezed his global holdings | |
His liquid assets bottomed out | |
And shrunk his retail outlet | |
... operation | |
And that' s the story of the | |
Knicker Elastic King and market forces | |
The Knicker Elastic King ' horses for courses' | |
A selfmade man with a business to run | |
And something to sell to everyone | |
Knicker Elastic King | |
Ooo la la | |
The Knicker Elastic King |