| 歌曲 | The Knicker Elastic King |
| 歌手 | The Rutles |
| 专辑 | Archaeology |
| 作词 : Innes | |
| He used to travel in bath cubes | |
| Until the slump came | |
| Faced with redundancy he turned his mind to other things | |
| And soon became a household name | |
| Knicker elastic | |
| Everybody used it | |
| Knicker elastic | |
| Nobody refused it | |
| Knicker Elastic King, the Knicker Elastic King | |
| A self-made man with a business to run | |
| and something to sell to everyone | |
| The Knicker Elastic King | |
| He grew so rich the Gnomes of Zurich | |
| Were green with envy (ahhh ahhh) | |
| The darling of the Stock Exchange | |
| Made the New Year's Honours List | |
| And won the Queen's Award to Industry | |
| Knicker Elastic | |
| Essence of propriety | |
| Knicker Elastic | |
| Upholder of society | |
| The Knicker Elastic King, | |
| Ooo la la | |
| His rubber business kept expanding | |
| But then disaster (Ee bah gum!) | |
| The price of raw materials | |
| Coupled with inflation | |
| Squeezed his global holdings | |
| His liquid assets bottomed out | |
| And shrunk his retail outlet | |
| ... operation | |
| And that's the story of the | |
| Knicker Elastic King (and market forces) | |
| The Knicker Elastic King ('horses for courses') | |
| A self-made man with a business to run | |
| And something to sell to everyone | |
| Knicker Elastic King | |
| Ooo la la | |
| The Knicker Elastic King |
| zuò cí : Innes | |
| He used to travel in bath cubes | |
| Until the slump came | |
| Faced with redundancy he turned his mind to other things | |
| And soon became a household name | |
| Knicker elastic | |
| Everybody used it | |
| Knicker elastic | |
| Nobody refused it | |
| Knicker Elastic King, the Knicker Elastic King | |
| A selfmade man with a business to run | |
| and something to sell to everyone | |
| The Knicker Elastic King | |
| He grew so rich the Gnomes of Zurich | |
| Were green with envy ahhh ahhh | |
| The darling of the Stock Exchange | |
| Made the New Year' s Honours List | |
| And won the Queen' s Award to Industry | |
| Knicker Elastic | |
| Essence of propriety | |
| Knicker Elastic | |
| Upholder of society | |
| The Knicker Elastic King, | |
| Ooo la la | |
| His rubber business kept expanding | |
| But then disaster Ee bah gum! | |
| The price of raw materials | |
| Coupled with inflation | |
| Squeezed his global holdings | |
| His liquid assets bottomed out | |
| And shrunk his retail outlet | |
| ... operation | |
| And that' s the story of the | |
| Knicker Elastic King and market forces | |
| The Knicker Elastic King ' horses for courses' | |
| A selfmade man with a business to run | |
| And something to sell to everyone | |
| Knicker Elastic King | |
| Ooo la la | |
| The Knicker Elastic King |