歌曲 | 李白 |
歌手 | 朱凌凌 |
专辑 | Stage Dive |
下载 | Image LRC TXT |
李白小时很懒惰 天天不愿呀去上课 | |
然后街上看见一个老婆婆拿着铁棒慢慢磨 | |
李白心里很惊奇Why走上前去问仔细 | |
婆婆话她说要磨一根针 | |
李白听了 What a nonsense! | |
李白佢心里想铁棒粗壮针而小 一辈子也磨不了 | |
但系婆婆话只要你略有恒心 铁棒定能磨成针! | |
李白听了很感动从此读书很用功 | |
后来成为一个大诗人 多亏婆婆的好教训 | |
一首伟大一首世人传颂警世嘅诗过咗咁多年依然 | |
系街知巷闻系中国人都会知 | |
每次背起上嚟个个都啷啷上口 | |
记得小时候陆陆续续一句一句将佢背到滚瓜烂熟 | |
但系首诗教训寓意就从来都唔入肉 | |
我系咁背我系咁读 | |
呢个教育制度不断向我地落毒 | |
最紧要知道考试题目答中Model Answer就会被取录答错就定被否出局 | |
搞到双失青年边缘青年每年五六万个杰出青年每年最多咪系又嗰十个 | |
我俾佢玩到傻 | |
唔系我谂多咗 | |
你同我我同你你同我我同你你同我我同你你同我我同你都俾呢个大染缸荼毒过 | |
俾你喂咗咁多岁月我食Mom Mom我食到呕血 | |
我唔再系你嘅小宝宝 | |
唔好拨煽情太老土 喺呢个世界度要怪就要怪呢个无情嘅制度 | |
不断倒模不断制造痴线佬我地唯一可以做嘅就系嗌唔好 | |
俾人取录、俾人否出局 | |
剧情发展人人会有唔同嘅结局 | |
你地哩班鸭仔前途是否光明就视乎你地哩班鸭仔嘅消化系统 | |
系咪老冯 | |
系咪赵完松 | |
系咪成日食扎肉檬 | |
李白小时很懒惰 | |
天天不愿呀去上课 | |
然后街上看见一个老婆婆拿着铁棒慢慢磨 | |
李白心里很惊奇走上前去问仔细 | |
婆婆话她说要磨一根针, | |
李白听了哗 What a nonsense! | |
铁棒粗壮针而小 | |
一辈子一辈子也磨不了, | |
但系婆婆话只要你能有恒心 铁棒定能磨成针! | |
李白听了很感动从此读书很用功 | |
后来成为一个大诗人 | |
婆婆呀 我想训觉呀! |
li bai xiao shi hen lan duo tian tian bu yuan ya qu shang ke | |
ran hou jie shang kan jian yi ge lao po po na zhe tie bang man man mo | |
li bai xin li hen jing qi Why zou shang qian qu wen zi xi | |
po po hua ta shuo yao mo yi gen zhen | |
li bai ting le What a nonsense! | |
li bai qu xin li xiang tie bang cu zhuang zhen er xiao yi bei zi ye mo bu liao | |
dan xi po po hua zhi yao ni lue you heng xin tie bang ding neng mo cheng zhen! | |
li bai ting le hen gan dong cong ci du shu hen yong gong | |
hou lai cheng wei yi ge da shi ren duo kui po po de hao jiao xun | |
yi shou wei da yi shou shi ren chuan song jing shi kai shi guo zuo han duo nian yi ran | |
xi jie zhi xiang wen xi zhong guo ren dou hui zhi | |
mei ci bei qi shang li ge ge dou lang lang shang kou | |
ji de xiao shi hou lu lu xu xu yi ju yi ju jiang qu bei dao gun gua lan shu | |
dan xi shou shi jiao xun yu yi jiu cong lai dou wu ru rou | |
wo xi han bei wo xi han du | |
ne ge jiao yu zhi du bu duan xiang wo di luo du | |
zui jin yao zhi dao kao shi ti mu da zhong Model Answer jiu hui bei qu lu da cuo jiu ding bei fou chu ju | |
gao dao shuang shi qing nian bian yuan qing nian mei nian wu liu wan ge jie chu qing nian mei nian zui duo mi xi you ge shi ge | |
wo bi qu wan dao sha | |
wu xi wo shen duo zuo | |
ni tong wo wo tong ni ni tong wo wo tong ni ni tong wo wo tong ni ni tong wo wo tong ni dou bi ne ge da ran gang tu du guo | |
bi ni wei zuo han duo sui yue wo shi Mom Mom wo shi dao ou xue | |
wo wu zai xi ni kai xiao bao bao | |
wu hao bo shan qing tai lao tu xi ne ge shi jie du yao guai jiu yao guai ne ge wu qing kai zhi du | |
bu duan dao mo bu duan zhi zao chi xian lao wo di wei yi ke yi zuo kai jiu xi ai wu hao | |
bi ren qu lu bi ren fou chu ju | |
ju qing fa zhan ren ren hui you wu tong kai jie ju | |
ni di li ban ya zi qian tu shi fou guang ming jiu shi hu ni di li ban ya zi kai xiao hua xi tong | |
xi mi lao feng | |
xi mi zhao wan song | |
xi mi cheng ri shi zha rou meng | |
li bai xiao shi hen lan duo | |
tian tian bu yuan ya qu shang ke | |
ran hou jie shang kan jian yi ge lao po po na zhe tie bang man man mo | |
li bai xin li hen jing qi zou shang qian qu wen zi xi | |
po po hua ta shuo yao mo yi gen zhen, | |
li bai ting le hua What a nonsense! | |
tie bang cu zhuang zhen er xiao | |
yi bei zi yi bei zi ye mo bu liao, | |
dan xi po po hua zhi yao ni neng you heng xin tie bang ding neng mo cheng zhen! | |
li bai ting le hen gan dong cong ci du shu hen yong gong | |
hou lai cheng wei yi ge da shi ren | |
po po ya wo xiang xun jue ya! |
lǐ bái xiǎo shí hěn lǎn duò tiān tiān bù yuàn ya qù shàng kè | |
rán hòu jiē shàng kàn jiàn yí gè lǎo pó pó ná zhe tiě bàng màn màn mó | |
lǐ bái xīn lǐ hěn jīng qí Why zǒu shàng qián qù wèn zǐ xì | |
pó pó huà tā shuō yào mó yī gēn zhēn | |
lǐ bái tīng le What a nonsense! | |
lǐ bái qú xīn lǐ xiǎng tiě bàng cū zhuàng zhēn ér xiǎo yī bèi zi yě mó bù liǎo | |
dàn xì pó pó huà zhǐ yào nǐ lüè yǒu héng xīn tiě bàng dìng néng mó chéng zhēn! | |
lǐ bái tīng le hěn gǎn dòng cóng cǐ dú shū hěn yòng gōng | |
hòu lái chéng wéi yí gè dà shī rén duō kuī pó pó de hǎo jiào xùn | |
yī shǒu wěi dà yī shǒu shì rén chuán sòng jǐng shì kǎi shī guò zuo hán duō nián yī rán | |
xì jiē zhī xiàng wén xì zhōng guó rén dōu huì zhī | |
měi cì bèi qǐ shàng lí gè gè dōu lāng lāng shàng kǒu | |
jì de xiǎo shí hòu lù lù xù xù yī jù yī jù jiāng qú bèi dào gǔn guā làn shú | |
dàn xì shǒu shī jiào xùn yù yì jiù cóng lái dōu wú rù ròu | |
wǒ xì hán bèi wǒ xì hán dú | |
ne gè jiào yù zhì dù bù duàn xiàng wǒ dì luò dú | |
zuì jǐn yào zhī dào kǎo shì tí mù dá zhōng Model Answer jiù huì bèi qǔ lù dá cuò jiù dìng bèi fǒu chū jú | |
gǎo dào shuāng shī qīng nián biān yuán qīng nián měi nián wǔ liù wàn gè jié chū qīng nián měi nián zuì duō mī xì yòu gè shí gè | |
wǒ bǐ qú wán dào shǎ | |
wú xì wǒ shěn duō zuo | |
nǐ tóng wǒ wǒ tóng nǐ nǐ tóng wǒ wǒ tóng nǐ nǐ tóng wǒ wǒ tóng nǐ nǐ tóng wǒ wǒ tóng nǐ dōu bǐ ne gè dà rǎn gāng tú dú guò | |
bǐ nǐ wèi zuo hán duō suì yuè wǒ shí Mom Mom wǒ shí dào ǒu xuè | |
wǒ wú zài xì nǐ kǎi xiǎo bǎo bǎo | |
wú hǎo bō shān qíng tài lǎo tǔ xì ne gè shì jiè dù yào guài jiù yào guài ne gè wú qíng kǎi zhì dù | |
bù duàn dào mó bù duàn zhì zào chī xiàn lǎo wǒ dì wéi yī kě yǐ zuò kǎi jiù xì ài wú hǎo | |
bǐ rén qǔ lù bǐ rén fǒu chū jú | |
jù qíng fā zhǎn rén rén huì yǒu wú tóng kǎi jié jú | |
nǐ dì lī bān yā zǐ qián tú shì fǒu guāng míng jiù shì hū nǐ dì lī bān yā zǐ kǎi xiāo huà xì tǒng | |
xì mī lǎo féng | |
xì mī zhào wán sōng | |
xì mī chéng rì shí zhā ròu méng | |
lǐ bái xiǎo shí hěn lǎn duò | |
tiān tiān bù yuàn ya qù shàng kè | |
rán hòu jiē shàng kàn jiàn yí gè lǎo pó pó ná zhe tiě bàng màn màn mó | |
lǐ bái xīn lǐ hěn jīng qí zǒu shàng qián qù wèn zǐ xì | |
pó pó huà tā shuō yào mó yī gēn zhēn, | |
lǐ bái tīng le huā What a nonsense! | |
tiě bàng cū zhuàng zhēn ér xiǎo | |
yī bèi zi yī bèi zi yě mó bù liǎo, | |
dàn xì pó pó huà zhǐ yào nǐ néng yǒu héng xīn tiě bàng dìng néng mó chéng zhēn! | |
lǐ bái tīng le hěn gǎn dòng cóng cǐ dú shū hěn yòng gōng | |
hòu lái chéng wéi yí gè dà shī rén | |
pó pó ya wǒ xiǎng xùn jué ya! |