| 歌曲 | 对话 |
| 歌手 | 胡伟立 |
| 专辑 | 鹿鼎记电影版原声大碟 |
| [00:00.64] | 邱：整個至靚仔嘅樣出嚟睇下 |
| [00:03.84] | 周：唔需要喇，家陣經已係喇 |
| [00:05.90] | 邱：嘻嘻，咁整個至醜樣出嚟睇下 |
| [00:09.97] | 周：唔得喎，點整都唔會醜嘅喎 |
| [00:12.14] | 邱：啊哈哈哈，或者整個至淫賤嘅樣出嚟睇下 |
| [00:16.52] | 周：更加唔使喇，你照一照鏡咪係囖 |
| [00:18.16] | 邱：我啊？哈哈哈哈哈 |
| [00:21.60] |
| [00:00.64] | qiū: zhěng gè zhì jìng zǐ kǎi yàng chū lí dì xià |
| [00:03.84] | zhōu: wú xū yào lǎ, jiā zhèn jīng yǐ xì lǎ |
| [00:05.90] | qiū: xī xī, hán zhěng gè zhì chǒu yàng chū lí dì xià |
| [00:09.97] | zhōu: wú dé wāi, diǎn zhěng dōu wú huì chǒu kǎi wāi |
| [00:12.14] | qiū: ā hā hā hā, huò zhě zhěng gè zhì yín jiàn kǎi yàng chū lí dì xià |
| [00:16.52] | zhōu: gèng jiā wú shǐ lǎ, nǐ zhào yī zhào jìng mī xì lo |
| [00:18.16] | qiū: wǒ a? hā hā hā hā hā |
| [00:21.60] |