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Now I dialed nine one one a long time ago |
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Don't you see how late they're reactin' |
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They only come and they come when they wanna |
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So get the morgue truck 'em back the goner |
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They don't care 'cause they stay paid anyway |
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They treat you like an ace that can't be betrayed |
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I know you stumble with no use people |
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If your life is on the line then you're dead today |
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Late comings with the late comin' stretcher |
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That's a body bag in disguise |
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Y'all I'll betcha |
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I call 'em body snatchers |
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Quick they come to fetch you with an autopsy ambulance |
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Just to dissect ya |
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They are the kings 'cos they swing amputation |
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Lose your arms your legs to them it's compilation |
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I can prove it to you watch the rotation |
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It all adds up to a funky situation |
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So get up get get get down |
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911 is a joke in yo town |
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Get up get get get down |
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Late 911 wears the late crown |
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911 is a joke |
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Everyday they don't never come correct |
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You can ask my man right here |
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With the broken neck |
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He's a witness to the job never bein' done |
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He would've been in full effect 911 |
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They the token to your life when it's croakin' |
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They need to be in a pawn shop on a |
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911 is a joke we don't want 'em |
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I call a cab 'cause a cab will come quicker |
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The doctors huddle up and call a flea flicker |
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The reason that I say that 'cause they |
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Flick you off like fleas |
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They be laughin' at ya while you're crawlin' on our knees |
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And to the strength so go the length |
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Thinkin' you are first when you really are tenth |
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You better wake up and smell the real flavor |
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Cause 911 is a fake life saver |
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Ow, ow 911 is a joke |