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Two men sit in the corner of a diner |
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Both of them look quite a bit like Carl Reiner |
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One of them is smoking even though the sign says not to |
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The waitress says to stop he says sorry but I've got to |
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They tell each other jokes that they both know that they both know |
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They talk about real estate prostates Costco |
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And when they finish up they leave a twenty on the table |
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The waitress picks it up with their half-eaten bagels |
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And when her shift is over she goes back to Mineola |
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Sits on the couch opens up a diet cola and says |
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I'm so I'm so sick of this place I'm so ready for a change of pace |
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I'm just looking for a new routine |
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So she spins her globe and the next thing you know |
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She's living in Liechtenstein |
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She doesn't speak German only high school Spanish |
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But within a few weeks she discovers she can manage |
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But there's not much going on except for banking and skiing |
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So she breaks up with the man that she just started seeing |
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He drops her at the airport in a diesel Mercedes |
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Thinks to himself I'm so feeble with the ladies and I |
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I'm so I'm so sick of this place |
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I'm so ready for a change of pace |
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I'm just looking for a new routine |
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So he grabs his cap |
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Throws a dart at a map |
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And now he's living in Bowling Green |
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He talks his way into |
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A job at La Quinta |
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Falls for the manager |
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Who's moving back to Canada |
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She's tried Roanoke Reykjavik Rome |
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Says you're really sweet but I just want to go home |
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Two men sit in the corner of a diner |
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One of them says I might take a trip to China |
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It's one of those things we should do before we're too old |
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Thanks but no thanks bring me back an egg roll |
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Bring it back |
