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Looking for someone I can play with |
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I don't care if she's skinny |
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I don't care if she's fat |
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As long as she goes for boys like me |
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'Cause I like them like that |
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She might be a Catholic |
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She might be a nurse |
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She might give me a child or gonorrhea |
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Or something worse |
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She might be a painter or a communist |
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With my luck |
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But that that's the kind of girl you really want to f**k. |
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(Chorus) |
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Looking for girls |
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Looking high and low and everywhere that I go |
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Looking for girls |
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Might find her in a car |
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Might find her in a cave |
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Might pull her from a shopping mall |
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Might pull her from the grave |
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I want to kiss her lips |
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I want to see her dance |
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I want to see her wriggle and jiggle |
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Right out of her pants |
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I'm looking for someone |
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With a voice that's true |
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And I'm going to be nice to her |
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May she'll be nice too |
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Then I'm going to do it |
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Do it to her |
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Four hundred and eighty-seven thousand times |