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It was a normal date with my girlfriend Sue |
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Blond hair, blue eyes, and five-foot-two |
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The night was cold, the stars were bright |
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From over her shoulder came a strange light |
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We parked the car down at Three-Mile Point |
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The top was down, we were really going |
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I heard her cry, the reactor flared |
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She grew and grew, I freaked and stared |
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Attack of the fifty-foot woman |
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Our love was at an end |
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All she did to get her kicks |
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Was step on all the men |
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I had to run just to save my skin |
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She scooped me up, I could not win |
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?My God,? I screamed, to my distress |
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Got a fifty foot woman in a five-foot dress |
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Attack of the fifty-foot woman |
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Our love was at an end |
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All she did to get her kicks |
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Was step on all the men |
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Attack of the fifty-foot woman |
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Our love was at an end |
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All she did to get her kicks |
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Was step on all the men |
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Look out here she comes |
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The biggest pair on earth |
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So scared I gotta go with her |
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The National Guard couldn't shoot her down |
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Before she left she really trashed our town |
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She left me there, though I tried and tried |
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A fifty foot woman's never satisfied |
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Attack of the fifty-foot woman |
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Our love was at an end |
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All she did to get her kicks |
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Was step on all the men |