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I want to be a rock star, and travel really far, and buy me a big expensive car. |
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And make lots of money and find me a honey. |
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And live in nice big house where it's sunny. |
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With a pool and I'll be cool. |
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I'll always have a gig cause I'll be big. |
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I'll have parties and friends and places to go, |
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The only problem is I play the banjo. |
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I play the banjo. |
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I'm a post Hee-Haw mover, a funkadelic punk-rock groover, |
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A cross between Bela Fleck, |
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And Eddie Vedder but better. |
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I'll win a Grammy for the way I pick. |
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I'll be an instrumental monster with tons of new licks, |
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And all the babes will love me, sell-out shows, |
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The only problem is I play the banjo. |
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I play the banjo. |
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(Chorus:) |
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Well I play the banjo, |
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Play the banjo, |
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Play the banjo, |
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I play the banjo. |
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I play the banjo. |
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(Repeat Chorus once.) |
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I say hear me boys, here my rhyme, |
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I'm picking on the banjo all the time. |
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I say hear me boys, here my song, |
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Picking on the banjo all day long. |
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Pick. |
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I'll buy a leer jet, and a limousine, |
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And everywhere I go my fans will scream, |
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"Hey banjo boy, we love you, |
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I wish that we could all play the banjo too." |
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And you'll see me on the tv talk show, |
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With Dave and Conan and Jay Leno, |
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The only problem is I play the banjo. |
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(Repeat Chorus 3 times.) |
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I play the banjo, |
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Play the banjo, |
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Play the banjo, |
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I play the banjo. |
