| 歌曲 | I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major General (Pir |
| 歌手 | Sir Malcolm Sargent |
| 专辑 | Highlights From The Operas |
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| [00:03.07] | I am the very model of a modern Major-General |
| [00:16.85] | I am the very model of a modern Major-General, |
| [00:18.97] | I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral, |
| [00:21.26] | I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical, |
| [00:23.62] | From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical; |
| [00:26.91] | I'm very well acquainted too with matters mathematical, |
| [00:29.04] | I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical, |
| [00:31.83] | About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news--- |
| [00:37.60] | With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse. |
| [00:40.53] | |
| [00:50.10] | I'm very good at integral and differential calculus, |
| [00:52.63] | I know the scientific names of beings animalculous; |
| [00:54.96] | In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral, |
| [00:57.33] | I am the very model of a modern Major-General. |
| [00:59.80] | |
| [01:07.25] | I know our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's, |
| [01:09.68] | I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox, |
| [01:12.31] | I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus, |
| [01:14.99] | In conics I can floor peculiarities parablous. |
| [01:18.43] | I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies, |
| [01:21.20] | I know the croaking chorus from the Frogs of Aristophanes, |
| [01:30.52] | And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore. |
| [01:33.50] | |
| [01:43.49] | Then I can write a washing bill in Balylonic cuneiform, |
| [01:46.06] | And tell you every detail of Caractacus's uniform; |
| [01:48.52] | In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral, |
| [01:51.05] | I am the very model of a modern Major-General. |
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| [02:01.82] | In fact, when I know what is meant by "mamelon" and "ravelin", |
| [02:05.20] | When I can tell at sight a chassep?t rifle from a javelin, |
| [02:08.43] | When such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at, |
| [02:12.02] | And when I know precisely what is meant by "commissariat", |
| [02:15.91] | When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery, |
| [02:19.15] | When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery: |
| [02:22.72] | In short, when I've a smattering of elemental strategy, |
| [02:32.48] | You'll say a better Major-General has never sat a gee--- |
| [02:35.42] | |
| [02:44.90] | For my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury, |
| [02:47.35] | Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century; |
| [02:49.78] | But still in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral, |
| [02:52.60] | I am the very model of a modern Major-General. |
| [00:03.07] | wǒ zhèng shì xiàn dài shào jiàng de diǎn fàn |
| [00:16.85] | wǒ zhèng shì xiàn dài shào jiàng de diǎn fàn |
| [00:18.97] | wǒ dǒng de zhí wù xué dòng wù xué hé kuàng wù xué |
| [00:21.26] | wǒ zhī dào yīng gé lán zhū wáng, hái néng yuán yǐn lì shǐ shàng de dà zhàn |
| [00:23.62] | cóng mǎ lā sōng dào huá tiě lú, àn xù pái liè |
| [00:26.91] | wǒ yě fēi cháng shú xī shǔ xué de lǐng yù |
| [00:29.04] | wǒ dǒng de fāng chéng, yī cì hé èr cì |
| [00:31.83] | guān yú èr xiàng shì dìng lǐ wǒ jǐn gēn xīn wén , zuì xīn xiāo xī |
| [00:37.60] | hái yǒu hěn duō xié biān píng fāng de yǒu qù de shì shí |
| [00:50.10] | wǒ fēi cháng shàn cháng jī fēn hé wēi fēn jì suàn |
| [00:52.63] | yě zhī dào wēi shēng wù de xué míng |
| [00:54.96] | jiǎn ér yán zhī, lùn jí zhí wù xué dòng wù xué hé kuàng wù xué |
| [00:57.33] | wǒ zhèng shì xiàn dài shào jiàng de diǎn fàn |
| [01:07.25] | wǒ zhī dào wǒ guó shén huà lì shǐ, yà sè wáng hé kǎ lā duō kè jué shì |
| [01:09.68] | wǒ néng huí dá cáng tóu shī, hái duì bèi lùn pō yǒu yán jiū |
| [01:12.31] | wǒ yǐ āi gē shuāng xíng tǐ yuán yǐn āi lā jiā bā lù sī de suǒ yǒu zuì niè |
| [01:14.99] | lùn yuán zhuī qū xiàn wǒ hái néng suàn chū pāo wù xiàn de qí tè shǔ xìng |
| [01:18.43] | wǒ kě yǐ shí fēn què dìng dì qū fèn chū lā fěi ěr gé lǐ tè dé ào hé zuǒ fǎ ní |
| [01:21.20] | wǒ zhī dào a lǐ sī tuō fēn de wā de cū lì hé chàng shēng yīn |
| [01:30.52] | wǒ hái néng kào yǐ qián tīng guò de qǔ diào hēng chū duì yìng de qǔ diào dinafore, dinafore. a pinafore |
| [01:43.49] | zài yòng kǒu shào chuī nà gè wú liáo tòu dǐng de wéi qún hào de suǒ yǒu yǒng tàn diào |
| [01:46.06] | rán hòu wǒ hái néng yòng bā bǐ lún xiē xíng wén zì xiě xǐ yī zhàng dān |
| [01:48.52] | jiǎn ér yán zhī, lùn jí zhí wù xué dòng wù xué hé kuàng wù xué |
| [01:51.05] | wǒ zhèng shì xiàn dài shào jiàng de diǎn fàn |
| [02:01.82] | shì shí shàng, dāng wǒ zhī dào hé wéi" rǔ tū shān bǎo" hé" sān léng wài bǎo" |
| [02:05.20] | dāng wǒ néng yī yǎn fèn chū máo sè qiāng hé biāo qiāng de qū bié |
| [02:08.43] | dāng wǒ duì" fēn qiǎn" hé" qí xí" zhè lèi shì qíng gèng jiā jǐn shèn |
| [02:12.02] | dāng wǒ zhī dào" jūn xū bù" dào dǐ shì shén me yì sī de shí hòu |
| [02:15.91] | dāng wǒ zhī dào xiàn dài pào bīng jì shù dào le hé zhǒng chéng dù |
| [02:19.15] | dāng wǒ bǐ xiū dào yuàn lǐ de xīn shǒu dǒng de gèng duō zhàn shù |
| [02:22.72] | jiǎn ér yán zhī, dāng wǒ duì jī běn jūn lüè yǒu le zuì cū qiǎn de liǎo jiě shí vtrategy? btrategy? a wǒ zhī dào le strategy |
| [02:32.48] | nǐ jiù kě yǐ shuō mǎ ān shàng cóng lái méi yǒu zuò guò gèng hǎo de shào jiàng le |
| [02:44.90] | nǎ pà wǒ yǒng gǎn yòu hǎo mào xiǎn, dàn bì jìng wǒ de jūn shì zhī shí, |
| [02:47.35] | zhǐ bù guò dá dào le 19 shì jì chū qī de shuǐ píng |
| [02:49.78] | dàn wú lùn rú hé, lùn jí zhí wù xué dòng wù xué hé kuàng wù xué |
| [02:52.60] | wǒ jué duì shì xiàn dài shào jiàng de diǎn fàn! |