| 歌曲 | Mad Professor Blyth |
| 歌手 | The Hollies |
| 专辑 | Singles A's And B's 1970-1979 |
| Lyrics：Clarke Music：Clarke | |
| Mad Professor Blyth is working on his pet invention | |
| to dematerialise himself into the fourth dimension | |
| He's got his mind set on illusion | |
| to find the secrets of diffusion | |
| Conclusion: he disappeared | |
| Tried it on his cat one grey night when it was foggy | |
| Never got it back Oh what happened to his Moggy | |
| He's got his mind set on illusion | |
| to find the secrets of diffusion | |
| Conclusion: he's disappeared | |
| All the kids around about his neighbourhood | |
| used to laugh at him and call him names | |
| Silly old bat freaky four-eyes | |
| sort of things they used to shout | |
| He can't hear them now | |
| He's disappeared | |
| Colleagues at the lab | |
| they all thought that he was crazy | |
| Don't know where he's at | |
| His formulas to them are hazy | |
| He had his mind set on illusion | |
| He found the secrets of diffusion | |
| Conclusion: he's disappeared |
| Lyrics: Clarke Music: Clarke | |
| Mad Professor Blyth is working on his pet invention | |
| to dematerialise himself into the fourth dimension | |
| He' s got his mind set on illusion | |
| to find the secrets of diffusion | |
| Conclusion: he disappeared | |
| Tried it on his cat one grey night when it was foggy | |
| Never got it back Oh what happened to his Moggy | |
| He' s got his mind set on illusion | |
| to find the secrets of diffusion | |
| Conclusion: he' s disappeared | |
| All the kids around about his neighbourhood | |
| used to laugh at him and call him names | |
| Silly old bat freaky foureyes | |
| sort of things they used to shout | |
| He can' t hear them now | |
| He' s disappeared | |
| Colleagues at the lab | |
| they all thought that he was crazy | |
| Don' t know where he' s at | |
| His formulas to them are hazy | |
| He had his mind set on illusion | |
| He found the secrets of diffusion | |
| Conclusion: he' s disappeared |