| 歌曲 | Sir Track |
| 歌手 | Liam Lynch |
| 专辑 | Fake Songs |
| 作曲 : Lynch | |
| I named my pager, isn't that cute? | |
| You should too | |
| So what's your pagers name? | |
| I'm waiting | |
| People give me a hard time 'cos | |
| I have a wooden ass | |
| That's why there's only sandpaper in the bathroom | |
| So just get over it okay | |
| I got 3D vision and cable | |
| TVI'm not a star, baby | |
| I'm a trip, can you dig me? | |
| I like coffee, | |
| I feel tired | |
| I got a Dukes of | |
| Hazard tattoo | |
| And it's not even on the frickin' | |
| TV anymore | |
| My friend | |
| Doris says | |
| I should go to church more | |
| So I told her, "Go to hell okay, just go to hell" | |
| I'm simple but | |
| I'm complicated, it was | |
| Daddy's idea | |
| To show Morse code on walkie talkies, we're rich now |
| zuò qǔ : Lynch | |
| I named my pager, isn' t that cute? | |
| You should too | |
| So what' s your pagers name? | |
| I' m waiting | |
| People give me a hard time ' cos | |
| I have a wooden ass | |
| That' s why there' s only sandpaper in the bathroom | |
| So just get over it okay | |
| I got 3D vision and cable | |
| TVI' m not a star, baby | |
| I' m a trip, can you dig me? | |
| I like coffee, | |
| I feel tired | |
| I got a Dukes of | |
| Hazard tattoo | |
| And it' s not even on the frickin' | |
| TV anymore | |
| My friend | |
| Doris says | |
| I should go to church more | |
| So I told her, " Go to hell okay, just go to hell" | |
| I' m simple but | |
| I' m complicated, it was | |
| Daddy' s idea | |
| To show Morse code on walkie talkies, we' re rich now |