| [00:05.01] | (唐伯虎)求神求神 |
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| [00:07.89] | 求親又求求媒人 |
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| [00:10.34] | 求觀音兼職愛神 |
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| [00:13.06] | 同小姐妳成為情人 |
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| [00:15.95] | 芳心即刻過敏 |
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| [00:18.70] | (秋香)書生真係過份 |
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| [00:21.27] | 出口得罪我神 |
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| [00:24.09] | 講笑搵第二個笨 |
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| [00:26.56] | 妳話成親睇搵鬼襯 |
| [00:29.16] | |
| [00:29.21] | (唐伯虎)哈 小姐妳罵人夠道行 |
| [00:31.95] | |
| [00:32.00] | 書生甘巧不是人 |
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| [00:34.64] | 畜生突然覺頭暈 |
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| [00:37.28] | 要等妳充電至有癮 |
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| [00:39.97] | (秋香)三生真係無幸 |
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| [00:42.58] | 專登出嚟拜神 |
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| [00:45.23] | 撞鬼撞著妳 |
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| [00:47.76] | 話係投胎去冤鬼震 |
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| [00:50.62] | (唐伯虎)小姐為何笑吟吟 |
| [00:53.34] | |
| [00:53.42] | 當然碰到心上人 |
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| [00:56.12] | 天仙下凡教壞人 |
| [00:58.65] | |
| [00:58.69] | 睇得我心動腳震震 |
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| [01:01.46] | (秋香)蠢得好過分 |
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| [01:03.81] | 妳盞得個恨 |
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| [01:06.22] | (唐伯虎)嘿 妳話明愿嫁因乜解究變就變咗心 |
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| [01:11.91] | (秋香)話明係靚女講小志誓愿因乜妳都信 |
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| [01:17.21] | 明明扮天真 |
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| [01:19.45] | 妳又實在唔笨 |
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| [01:22.55] | (唐伯虎)我係夠天真 |
| [01:25.09] | |
| [01:25.15] | 畀妳偷呃拐騙亦係吖緣份 |
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| [00:05.01] | tang bo hu qiu shen qiu shen |
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| [00:07.89] | qiu qin you qiu qiu mei ren |
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| [00:10.34] | qiu guan yin jian zhi ai shen |
| [00:13.00] | |
| [00:13.06] | tong xiao jie nai cheng wei qing ren |
| [00:15.88] | |
| [00:15.95] | fang xin ji ke guo min |
| [00:18.63] | |
| [00:18.70] | qiu xiang shu sheng zhen xi guo fen |
| [00:21.22] | |
| [00:21.27] | chu kou de zui wo shen |
| [00:23.98] | |
| [00:24.09] | jiang xiao wen di er ge ben |
| [00:26.49] | |
| [00:26.56] | nai hua cheng qin di wen gui chen |
| [00:29.16] | |
| [00:29.21] | tang bo hu ha xiao jie nai ma ren gou dao heng |
| [00:31.95] | |
| [00:32.00] | shu sheng gan qiao bu shi ren |
| [00:34.57] | |
| [00:34.64] | chu sheng tu ran jue tou yun |
| [00:37.23] | |
| [00:37.28] | yao deng nai chong dian zhi you yin |
| [00:39.90] | |
| [00:39.97] | qiu xiang san sheng zhen xi wu xing |
| [00:42.51] | |
| [00:42.58] | zhuan deng chu li bai shen |
| [00:45.18] | |
| [00:45.23] | zhuang gui zhuang zhe nai |
| [00:47.69] | |
| [00:47.76] | hua xi tou tai qu yuan gui zhen |
| [00:50.57] | |
| [00:50.62] | tang bo hu xiao jie wei he xiao yin yin |
| [00:53.34] | |
| [00:53.42] | dang ran peng dao xin shang ren |
| [00:56.04] | |
| [00:56.12] | tian xian xia fan jiao huai ren |
| [00:58.65] | |
| [00:58.69] | di de wo xin dong jiao zhen zhen |
| [01:01.39] | |
| [01:01.46] | qiu xiang chun de hao guo fen |
| [01:03.74] | |
| [01:03.81] | nai zhan de ge hen |
| [01:06.18] | |
| [01:06.22] | tang bo hu hei nai hua ming yuan jia yin mie jie jiu bian jiu bian zuo xin |
| [01:11.87] | |
| [01:11.91] | qiu xiang hua ming xi jing nv jiang xiao zhi shi yuan yin mie nai dou xin |
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| [01:17.21] | ming ming ban tian zhen |
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| [01:19.45] | nai you shi zai wu ben |
| [01:22.51] | |
| [01:22.55] | tang bo hu wo xi gou tian zhen |
| [01:25.09] | |
| [01:25.15] | bi nai tou e guai pian yi xi ya yuan fen |
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| [00:05.01] | táng bó hǔ qiú shén qiú shén |
| [00:07.83] | |
| [00:07.89] | qiú qīn yòu qiú qiú méi rén |
| [00:10.30] | |
| [00:10.34] | qiú guān yīn jiān zhí ài shén |
| [00:13.00] | |
| [00:13.06] | tóng xiǎo jiě nǎi chéng wèi qíng rén |
| [00:15.88] | |
| [00:15.95] | fāng xīn jí kè guò mǐn |
| [00:18.63] | |
| [00:18.70] | qiū xiāng shū shēng zhēn xì guò fèn |
| [00:21.22] | |
| [00:21.27] | chū kǒu dé zuì wǒ shén |
| [00:23.98] | |
| [00:24.09] | jiǎng xiào wèn dì èr gè bèn |
| [00:26.49] | |
| [00:26.56] | nǎi huà chéng qīn dì wèn guǐ chèn |
| [00:29.16] | |
| [00:29.21] | táng bó hǔ hā xiǎo jiě nǎi mà rén gòu dào héng |
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| [00:32.00] | shū shēng gān qiǎo bú shì rén |
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| [00:34.64] | chù shēng tū rán jué tóu yūn |
| [00:37.23] | |
| [00:37.28] | yào děng nǎi chōng diàn zhì yǒu yǐn |
| [00:39.90] | |
| [00:39.97] | qiū xiāng sān shēng zhēn xì wú xìng |
| [00:42.51] | |
| [00:42.58] | zhuān dēng chū lí bài shén |
| [00:45.18] | |
| [00:45.23] | zhuàng guǐ zhuàng zhe nǎi |
| [00:47.69] | |
| [00:47.76] | huà xì tóu tāi qù yuān guǐ zhèn |
| [00:50.57] | |
| [00:50.62] | táng bó hǔ xiǎo jiě wèi hé xiào yín yín |
| [00:53.34] | |
| [00:53.42] | dāng rán pèng dào xīn shàng rén |
| [00:56.04] | |
| [00:56.12] | tiān xiān xià fán jiào huài rén |
| [00:58.65] | |
| [00:58.69] | dì dé wǒ xīn dòng jiǎo zhèn zhèn |
| [01:01.39] | |
| [01:01.46] | qiū xiāng chǔn dé hǎo guò fēn |
| [01:03.74] | |
| [01:03.81] | nǎi zhǎn dé gè hèn |
| [01:06.18] | |
| [01:06.22] | táng bó hǔ hēi nǎi huà míng yuàn jià yīn miē jiě jiū biàn jiù biàn zuo xīn |
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| [01:11.91] | qiū xiāng huà míng xì jìng nǚ jiǎng xiǎo zhì shì yuàn yīn miē nǎi dōu xìn |
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| [01:17.21] | míng míng bàn tiān zhēn |
| [01:19.40] | |
| [01:19.45] | nǎi yòu shí zài wú bèn |
| [01:22.51] | |
| [01:22.55] | táng bó hǔ wǒ xì gòu tiān zhēn |
| [01:25.09] | |
| [01:25.15] | bì nǎi tōu è guǎi piàn yì xì yā yuán fèn |
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