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At words poetic |
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I'm so pathetic |
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That I always have found it best |
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Instead of getting it off my chest |
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To let 'em rest unexpressed |
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I hate parading my serenading |
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As I'll probably miss a bar |
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But if this ditty is not so pretty |
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At least it'll tell you how great you are |
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You're the top - you're the |
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ColiseumYou're the top - |
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Mmm? you're the |
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Louvre museum |
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You're a melody from a symphony by |
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StraussYou're a |
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Bendel bonnet, a |
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Shakespeare sonnet, |
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You're Mickey |
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MouseYou're the |
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Nile - You're the tower of |
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PisaYou're the smile - on the |
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Mona LisaI'm a worthless check, a total wreck, a flop |
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But if baby |
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I'm the bottom, you're the top |
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You're the top, you're |
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Mahatma Ghandi |
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You're the top - you are |
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Napoleon brandy |
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You're the purple light of a summer night in |
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SpainYou're the |
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National Gallery |
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You're Garbo's salary |
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You're cellophane |
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You are sublime, you're a turkey dinner |
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You're the time - the time of the |
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Derby winner |
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I'm a toy balloon that is fated soon to pop |
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But if baby |
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I'm the bottom, you're the top, top |
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Steve, there is something |
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I got to tell ya |
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What is it |
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Judy?Well, umm? |
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You're the top (I am?) - mmm ? |
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You're a Waldorf salad |
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Oh No, no let me say it |
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You're the top (me too?) - |
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You're a Berlin ballad |
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You're the nimble tread of |
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The feet of |
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Fred Astaire(Actually I don't dance very well) |
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You're an |
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O'Neill drama, you're |
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Whistler's |
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Mother -Mama (oh), |
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You're Camembert |
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You're a rose, (mmm. sweet) |
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You're Inferno's |
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DanteYou're the nose - watch it! |
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I meanWhatwhatwhawha what- on the great |
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Durante.That's better |
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I'm the lazy lout who is just about to storm |
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Let's not storm |
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But if baby |
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I'm the bottom |
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She's the one for me |
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And I've got 'im' |
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Cause if baby |
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I'm the bottom |
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You're the top |
