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My back porch is not a grand location |
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Than a lovely little spot where |
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I might go vacation. |
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It's just that it's never been noticed before |
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Washington decided to open the door. |
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To all the trees within a hundred mile radius |
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They want us all to pray and then they'll protect us |
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But make sure you wear your mask with a smiley face |
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Oh yeah man. |
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I'm so glad that my |
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Dandy's old |
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And I'm so glad he's past the point of being told |
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To evacuate his house for his old bodies safety |
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To the place he walked on when he was a baby |
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Kept in a darkened room |
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With earthworms and big dirty mushrooms |
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Oh thanks for the death sentence man |
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Oh thank you |
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ManSomebody's been up there lining his pockets |
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While the poor folks bleed from there eyeball sockets |
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Somewhere a |
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Mama's boy in a seersucker suit |
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Ate a buttermilk biscuit and took the loot |
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Loaded up the |
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Cadillac for a rendezvous |
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To the Gulf beach where everybody just shoots the moon |
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Oh thank a lot man |
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I guess you want to unwind man, |
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Thank you man |
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Cause you know |
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You're the man. |
