| 歌曲 | God Help My Man |
| 歌手 | Joey + Rory |
| 专辑 | Album Number Two |
| 作曲 : Feek, Overstreet, Teachenor | |
| There must be a real good reason why he ain't home yet | |
| There must be a real bad wreck slowing him down | |
| I'm hoping he blew a tyre, his old truck flipped and caught on fire' | |
| Cause God help my man if he's fooling around | |
| If he's fooling around with some hussy he knows | |
| While I'm cooking his dinner and washing his clothes | |
| If he thinks he can come home and climb into my bed | |
| He's got another thing coming upside his head | |
| I hope there was a homeless hooker that he gave a hug to | |
| I pray that's her lipstick on his shirt this morning | |
| I foundThese seven numbers | |
| I see in his pocket better win the lottery' | |
| Cause God help my man if he's fooling around | |
| If he's fooling around with some hussy he knows | |
| While I'm rocking his babies and washing his clothes | |
| If he thinks he can come home and climb into my bed | |
| He's got a frying pan coming upside his head | |
| I hope he's got a real good lawyer 'cause he's gonna need one' | |
| Cause you know my daddy is the judge here in this small town | |
| By the time | |
| I'm through, | |
| I'm getting my half and | |
| I'm taking his too' | |
| Cause God help my man if he's fooling around | |
| Yeah, God help my man if he's a fooling around |
| zuò qǔ : Feek, Overstreet, Teachenor | |
| There must be a real good reason why he ain' t home yet | |
| There must be a real bad wreck slowing him down | |
| I' m hoping he blew a tyre, his old truck flipped and caught on fire' | |
| Cause God help my man if he' s fooling around | |
| If he' s fooling around with some hussy he knows | |
| While I' m cooking his dinner and washing his clothes | |
| If he thinks he can come home and climb into my bed | |
| He' s got another thing coming upside his head | |
| I hope there was a homeless hooker that he gave a hug to | |
| I pray that' s her lipstick on his shirt this morning | |
| I foundThese seven numbers | |
| I see in his pocket better win the lottery' | |
| Cause God help my man if he' s fooling around | |
| If he' s fooling around with some hussy he knows | |
| While I' m rocking his babies and washing his clothes | |
| If he thinks he can come home and climb into my bed | |
| He' s got a frying pan coming upside his head | |
| I hope he' s got a real good lawyer ' cause he' s gonna need one' | |
| Cause you know my daddy is the judge here in this small town | |
| By the time | |
| I' m through, | |
| I' m getting my half and | |
| I' m taking his too' | |
| Cause God help my man if he' s fooling around | |
| Yeah, God help my man if he' s a fooling around |