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Join the cubs |
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See the world |
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Pay your subs |
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Meet the girls |
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Sell your toys |
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Be reborn |
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They love a boy in uniform |
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37 wasted years |
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Closeting his greatest fears |
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Still in shorts and eating jelly |
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He used to come and fix our telly |
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Akela, Akela |
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I will do my best |
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Akela, you'll have heart failure |
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Get your hands out of my vest |
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The oldest joker in the pack |
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Knew how to fold a union jack |
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Bought me chocolate, cakes and sweets |
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All the Cadbury's Flakes that I could eat |
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Akela, Akela |
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I will do my best |
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Akela, you'll have heart failure |
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Get your hands out of my vest |
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You're a bachelor for Baden Powell |
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And you don't know where I've been |
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Take your spatula and your bathing towel |
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And go swear your allegiance to the queen |
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You'll get no badge for touching me |
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Bad health or inefficiency |
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Halitosis, poison breath |
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Or scaring little lonely boys to death |
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Akela, Akela I will do my best |
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Akela, Akela |
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You've got to get me off your chest |
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Akela, Akela |
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I think that it's time to go |
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Hayla Shayla, see ya later |
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I'm only nine years old and the answer's NO! |
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You're a bachelor for Baden Powell |
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And you don't know where I've been |
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So take your spatula and your bathing towel |
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And go swear your allegiance to the queen |