歌曲 | おでこに生えたビワの性格が悪い |
歌手 | EXIT TUNES |
专辑 | EXIT TUNES PRESENTS Supernova 6 |
下载 | Image LRC TXT |
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[00:20.93] | おでこからビワの木が生えた |
[00:25.48] | 最初からいましたみたいな態度で生えた |
[00:30.36] | 無闇に抜くのも恐ろしく |
[00:35.05] | 医者に行くのも恥ずかしい |
[00:39.55] | |
[00:40.14] | ビワの重みで手元が狂い |
[00:45.04] | 片眉を剃り落としてしまった時 |
[00:49.71] | 涙目になる俺をよそに |
[00:53.80] | 爆発的に伸び始めた |
[00:58.22] | |
[00:58.72] | 悲しんだら枯れるから |
[01:00.39] | 笑って咲かせ続けるとか |
[01:03.24] | そんな設定にして良い話みたいにしろよ |
[01:08.15] | 凹んでる時に限って |
[01:10.33] | たわわに実ってんじゃねーよ |
[01:12.84] | 俺の毛の量と反比例する気かよこの野郎 |
[01:18.70] | |
[01:28.13] | おでこからビワの木が生えた |
[01:32.66] | 祖父の代からここみたいな態度で生えた |
[01:37.54] | 寝てる時には伸びないのに |
[01:42.27] | 起きて見てる時に伸びる |
[01:46.61] | |
[01:47.64] | 目の前にて茂りゆくビワに |
[01:52.19] | ついに除草剤を散布したのだが |
[01:56.90] | 油断していた数分後に |
[02:01.01] | 後悔することになるのだ |
[02:05.26] | |
[02:05.78] | 流れてきた雫がちょうど |
[02:07.80] | 目に落ちてくるような |
[02:10.30] | 位置に枝が伸びてきてる |
[02:12.67] | シャンプーハットが欠かせない |
[02:15.12] | 寝転んだら床に垂れて |
[02:17.36] | 畳が腐ってゆく |
[02:19.85] | 仕方なく洗い流したら |
[02:22.19] | その水でまた育った |
[02:25.47] | |
[02:37.43] | 逆手に取る |
[02:40.26] | 落ち込むと育つのなら |
[02:45.63] | 笑えば枯れるはず |
[02:49.98] | 食らえ俺の大爆笑 |
[02:54.31] | |
[03:01.03] | 右脇から二本目生えた |
[03:03.11] | 笑うと増えるとかアホか |
[03:05.78] | しかも枝が刺さるから |
[03:07.80] | 右脇が閉められない |
[03:10.41] | さすがにもう命の危機だ |
[03:12.74] | 119番にコール |
[03:15.10] | 救急車到着までの間に |
[03:18.01] | キレイに抜けた |
[03:20.73] | |
[03:21.33] | あ゛あ゛ー!!!!!!!!! |
[03:25.57] | あ゛あ゛ー!!!!!!!!! |
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[00:20.93] | mu sheng |
[00:25.48] | zui chu tai du sheng |
[00:30.36] | wu an ba kong |
[00:35.05] | yi zhe xing chi |
[00:39.55] | |
[00:40.14] | zhong shou yuan kuang |
[00:45.04] | pian mei ti luo shi |
[00:49.71] | lei mu an |
[00:53.80] | bao fa de shen shi |
[00:58.22] | |
[00:58.72] | bei ku |
[01:00.39] | xiao xiao xu |
[01:03.24] | she ding liang hua |
[01:08.15] | ao shi xian |
[01:10.33] | shi |
[01:12.84] | an mao liang fan bi li qi ye lang |
[01:18.70] | |
[01:28.13] | mu sheng |
[01:32.66] | zu fu dai tai du sheng |
[01:37.54] | qin shi shen |
[01:42.27] | qi jian shi shen |
[01:46.61] | |
[01:47.64] | mu qian mao |
[01:52.19] | chu cao ji san bu |
[01:56.90] | you duan shu fen hou |
[02:01.01] | hou hui |
[02:05.26] | |
[02:05.78] | liu na |
[02:07.80] | mu luo |
[02:10.30] | wei zhi zhi shen |
[02:12.67] | qian |
[02:15.12] | qin zhuan chuang chui |
[02:17.36] | die fu |
[02:19.85] | shi fang xi liu |
[02:22.19] | shui yu |
[02:25.47] | |
[02:37.43] | ni shou qu |
[02:40.26] | luo ru yu |
[02:45.63] | xiao ku |
[02:49.98] | shi an da bao xiao |
[02:54.31] | |
[03:01.03] | you xie er ben mu sheng |
[03:03.11] | xiao zeng |
[03:05.78] | zhi ci |
[03:07.80] | you xie bi |
[03:10.41] | ming wei ji |
[03:12.74] | 119 fan |
[03:15.10] | jiu ji che dao zhe jian |
[03:18.01] | ba |
[03:20.73] | |
[03:21.33] | !!!!!!!!! |
[03:25.57] | !!!!!!!!! |
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[00:20.93] | mù shēng |
[00:25.48] | zuì chū tài dù shēng |
[00:30.36] | wú àn bá kǒng |
[00:35.05] | yī zhě xíng chǐ |
[00:39.55] | |
[00:40.14] | zhòng shǒu yuán kuáng |
[00:45.04] | piàn méi tì luò shí |
[00:49.71] | lèi mù ǎn |
[00:53.80] | bào fā de shēn shǐ |
[00:58.22] | |
[00:58.72] | bēi kū |
[01:00.39] | xiào xiào xu |
[01:03.24] | shè dìng liáng huà |
[01:08.15] | āo shí xiàn |
[01:10.33] | shí |
[01:12.84] | ǎn máo liàng fǎn bǐ lì qì yě láng |
[01:18.70] | |
[01:28.13] | mù shēng |
[01:32.66] | zǔ fù dài tài dù shēng |
[01:37.54] | qǐn shí shēn |
[01:42.27] | qǐ jiàn shí shēn |
[01:46.61] | |
[01:47.64] | mù qián mào |
[01:52.19] | chú cǎo jì sàn bù |
[01:56.90] | yóu duàn shù fēn hòu |
[02:01.01] | hòu huǐ |
[02:05.26] | |
[02:05.78] | liú nǎ |
[02:07.80] | mù luò |
[02:10.30] | wèi zhì zhī shēn |
[02:12.67] | qiàn |
[02:15.12] | qǐn zhuǎn chuáng chuí |
[02:17.36] | dié fǔ |
[02:19.85] | shì fāng xǐ liú |
[02:22.19] | shuǐ yù |
[02:25.47] | |
[02:37.43] | nì shǒu qǔ |
[02:40.26] | luò ru yù |
[02:45.63] | xiào kū |
[02:49.98] | shí ǎn dà bào xiào |
[02:54.31] | |
[03:01.03] | yòu xié èr běn mù shēng |
[03:03.11] | xiào zēng |
[03:05.78] | zhī cì |
[03:07.80] | yòu xié bì |
[03:10.41] | mìng wēi jī |
[03:12.74] | 119 fān |
[03:15.10] | jiù jí chē dào zhe jiān |
[03:18.01] | bá |
[03:20.73] | |
[03:21.33] | !!!!!!!!! |
[03:25.57] | !!!!!!!!! |
[00:20.93] | 额头上长出了枇杷树 |
[00:25.48] | 一副理所当然就在的样子长在那里 |
[00:30.36] | 随便乱拔掉感觉很可怕 |
[00:35.05] | 去看医生感觉又很丢脸 |
[00:40.14] | 枇杷的重量害我手滑 |
[00:45.04] | 不小心剃掉一边眉毛时 |
[00:49.71] | 枇杷无视热泪盈眶的我 |
[00:53.80] | 开始爆发性的伸展 |
[00:58.72] | 如果我悲伤的话它就会枯萎 |
[01:00.39] | 那我要笑著让它继续绽放 |
[01:03.24] | 乾脆设定成这样弄成好像什麼感人故事一样算了 |
[01:08.15] | 不要挑在我忧郁的时候 |
[01:10.33] | 结实累累行不行 |
[01:12.84] | 你是打算跟我的发量成反比吗混帐 |
[01:28.13] | 额头上长出了枇杷树 |
[01:32.66] | 一副从阿公那代就在的样子长在那里 |
[01:37.54] | 明明在睡觉时他不会长大 |
[01:42.27] | 可是起床看著它时却长啊长的 |
[01:47.64] | 在眼前越发茂密的枇杷树 |
[01:52.19] | 我终於对它洒出了除草剂 |
[01:56.90] | 可是在疏忽大意的数分後 |
[02:01.01] | 却感到了无比後悔 |
[02:05.78] | 枇杷的树枝长到了 |
[02:07.80] | 上面的除草剂 |
[02:10.30] | 好像随时会滴进眼睛的位置 |
[02:12.67] | 害我只好戴著洗头帽过活 |
[02:15.12] | 躺著滚滚就会流到地板上 |
[02:17.36] | 结果榻榻米越来越烂糊糊 |
[02:19.85] | 实在没办法只好去洗掉 |
[02:22.19] | 结果淋到水枇杷又长大了 |
[02:37.43] | 我要反将它一军 |
[02:40.26] | 如果我沮丧就会让枇杷长大 |
[02:45.63] | 那我笑的话就会枯萎吧 |
[02:49.98] | 吃我一招大爆笑 |
[03:01.03] | 从右边腋下长出另一棵了 |
[03:03.11] | 笑了就会增加这什麼鸟 |
[03:05.78] | 而且树枝会刺到 |
[03:07.80] | 所以右边腋下合不起来 |
[03:10.41] | 这下真的要出人命了 |
[03:12.74] | 赶快打给119 |
[03:15.10] | 在救护车到达之前 |
[03:18.01] | 枇杷树脱落得乾乾净净 |
[03:21.33] | 啊啊ー!!!!!!!!! |
[03:25.57] | 啊啊ー!!!!!!!!! |