歌曲 | 家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりを |
歌手 | EXIT TUNES |
专辑 | EXIT TUNES PRESENTS Vocalonexus feat. Hatsune Miku |
下载 | Image LRC TXT |
[ti:家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしています] | |
[ar:日本群星] | |
[al:EXIT TUNES PRESENTS Vocalonexus] | |
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[00:00.00] | 作曲 : ほぼ日P |
[00:01.00] | 作词 : ほぼ日P |
[00:08.11] | 編曲:ほぼ日P |
[00:09.47] | |
[00:14.34] | ドアを開けたら妻が倒れてる |
[00:17.15] | 背中に突き刺さる包丁 |
[00:20.76] | 床は血まみれ |
[00:22.09] | 知らない人が見たら気絶するかも知れない |
[00:26.50] | |
[00:27.11] | 僕が落ち着いて |
[00:28.69] | 「今日のは掃除が大変そうだ」 |
[00:31.88] | と笑うと |
[00:33.57] | 妻はうつ伏せのまま満足そうに |
[00:36.96] | クククと笑ってた |
[00:38.87] | |
[00:40.30] | 家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしています。 |
[00:46.42] | 明日はどんな死に方をしているのか |
[00:50.13] | 予想すらできない |
[00:51.88] | |
[00:53.24] | ある日は頭に矢が刺さってたり |
[00:56.38] | 軍服で銃抱えてたり |
[00:59.49] | マンボウの着ぐるみが死んでたときは |
[01:03.04] | ドア閉めようかと思った |
[01:05.84] | 後片付けも結構大変で |
[01:09.23] | 床の血糊を洗ったり |
[01:12.42] | 矢が刺さったまま晩ご飯作るのは |
[01:16.14] | 勘弁して欲しい |
[01:18.31] | |
[01:18.87] | 家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしています。 |
[01:25.33] | ちょっとホメると調子に乗るから |
[01:28.75] | できるだけスルーで |
[01:31.74] | 結婚前は忙しくても |
[01:34.75] | 彼女に会うだけで楽しかった |
[01:38.44] | 徹夜でクルマ当てもなく飛ばして |
[01:41.92] | 海見に行ったりしたのに |
[01:44.94] | 結婚直後初めて部下を持ち |
[01:48.43] | 仕事がとても楽しくなった |
[01:51.46] | 家で一人で待つ妻の気持ちを |
[01:54.77] | 考えていなかった |
[01:57.15] | |
[01:58.09] | 家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしてるのは |
[02:03.48] | |
[02:04.27] | あの頃の二人に戻りたいからか |
[02:07.75] | 僕には分からない |
[02:09.86] | |
[02:11.08] | 家に帰った僕を待ってる 妻の演技見ることが |
[02:17.18] | 僕ら二人の愛の形ならば |
[02:20.61] | それはそれでありだろう |
[02:23.86] | 家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしています。 |
[02:30.12] | 今日はどんな死に方をしているのか |
[02:33.72] | 期待して開けるドア |
[02:35.70] |
ti: jia gui qi bi si | |
ar: ri ben qun xing | |
al: EXIT TUNES PRESENTS Vocalonexus | |
offset: 0 | |
[00:00.00] | zuo qu : ri P |
[00:01.00] | zuo ci : ri P |
[00:08.11] | bian qu: ri P |
[00:09.47] | |
[00:14.34] | kai qi dao |
[00:17.15] | bei zhong tu ci bao ding |
[00:20.76] | chuang xue |
[00:22.09] | zhi ren jian qi jue zhi |
[00:26.50] | |
[00:27.11] | pu luo zhe |
[00:28.69] | jin ri sao chu da bian |
[00:31.88] | xiao |
[00:33.57] | qi fu man zu |
[00:36.96] | xiao |
[00:38.87] | |
[00:40.30] | jia gui qi bi si. |
[00:46.42] | ming ri si fang |
[00:50.13] | yu xiang |
[00:51.88] | |
[00:53.24] | ri tou shi ci |
[00:56.38] | jun fu chong bao |
[00:59.49] | zhe si |
[01:03.04] | bi si |
[01:05.84] | hou pian fu jie gou da bian |
[01:09.23] | chuang xue hu xi |
[01:12.42] | shi ci wan fan zuo |
[01:16.14] | kan bian yu |
[01:18.31] | |
[01:18.87] | jia gui qi bi si. |
[01:25.33] | diao zi cheng |
[01:28.75] | |
[01:31.74] | jie hun qian mang |
[01:34.75] | bi nv hui le |
[01:38.44] | che ye dang fei |
[01:41.92] | hai jian xing |
[01:44.94] | jie hun zhi hou chu bu xia chi |
[01:48.43] | shi shi le |
[01:51.46] | jia yi ren dai qi qi chi |
[01:54.77] | kao |
[01:57.15] | |
[01:58.09] | jia gui qi bi si |
[02:03.48] | |
[02:04.27] | qing er ren ti |
[02:07.75] | pu fen |
[02:09.86] | |
[02:11.08] | jia gui pu dai qi yan ji jian |
[02:17.18] | pu er ren ai xing |
[02:20.61] | |
[02:23.86] | jia gui qi bi si. |
[02:30.12] | jin ri si fang |
[02:33.72] | qi dai kai |
[02:35.70] |
ti: jiā guī qī bì sǐ | |
ar: rì běn qún xīng | |
al: EXIT TUNES PRESENTS Vocalonexus | |
offset: 0 | |
[00:00.00] | zuò qǔ : rì P |
[00:01.00] | zuò cí : rì P |
[00:08.11] | biān qū: rì P |
[00:09.47] | |
[00:14.34] | kāi qī dào |
[00:17.15] | bèi zhōng tū cì bāo dīng |
[00:20.76] | chuáng xuè |
[00:22.09] | zhī rén jiàn qì jué zhī |
[00:26.50] | |
[00:27.11] | pú luò zhe |
[00:28.69] | jīn rì sǎo chú dà biàn |
[00:31.88] | xiào |
[00:33.57] | qī fú mǎn zú |
[00:36.96] | xiào |
[00:38.87] | |
[00:40.30] | jiā guī qī bì sǐ. |
[00:46.42] | míng rì sǐ fāng |
[00:50.13] | yǔ xiǎng |
[00:51.88] | |
[00:53.24] | rì tóu shǐ cì |
[00:56.38] | jūn fú chòng bào |
[00:59.49] | zhe sǐ |
[01:03.04] | bì sī |
[01:05.84] | hòu piàn fù jié gòu dà biàn |
[01:09.23] | chuáng xuè hú xǐ |
[01:12.42] | shǐ cì wǎn fàn zuò |
[01:16.14] | kān biàn yù |
[01:18.31] | |
[01:18.87] | jiā guī qī bì sǐ. |
[01:25.33] | diào zi chéng |
[01:28.75] | |
[01:31.74] | jié hūn qián máng |
[01:34.75] | bǐ nǚ huì lè |
[01:38.44] | chè yè dāng fēi |
[01:41.92] | hǎi jiàn xíng |
[01:44.94] | jié hūn zhí hòu chū bù xià chí |
[01:48.43] | shì shì lè |
[01:51.46] | jiā yī rén dài qī qì chí |
[01:54.77] | kǎo |
[01:57.15] | |
[01:58.09] | jiā guī qī bì sǐ |
[02:03.48] | |
[02:04.27] | qǐng èr rén tì |
[02:07.75] | pú fēn |
[02:09.86] | |
[02:11.08] | jiā guī pú dài qī yǎn jì jiàn |
[02:17.18] | pú èr rén ài xíng |
[02:20.61] | |
[02:23.86] | jiā guī qī bì sǐ. |
[02:30.12] | jīn rì sǐ fāng |
[02:33.72] | qī dài kāi |
[02:35.70] |
[00:08.11] | |
[00:14.34] | 打开门后 就看到我的老婆倒在地上 |
[00:17.15] | 背上插了一把菜刀 |
[00:20.76] | 地板上一片血海 |
[00:22.09] | 不知道的人看了搞不好会晕倒 |
[00:27.11] | 我却很冷静 |
[00:28.69] | 今天打扫卫生很累吧 |
[00:31.88] | 我笑着说 |
[00:33.57] | 我的老婆就保持趴着的姿势 |
[00:36.96] | 好像很满足似的咯咯笑了 |
[00:40.30] | 每天回家都会看到我的老婆在装死 |
[00:46.42] | 明天会是怎样的死法呢 |
[00:50.13] | 完全无法预测 |
[00:53.24] | 有时会是头上插着箭 |
[00:56.38] | 或者是穿军装 抱着枪 |
[00:59.49] | 看到像是翻车鱼布偶在那里装死 |
[01:03.04] | 不禁想着要不要直接关门 |
[01:05.84] | 处理的时候也很麻烦 |
[01:09.23] | 比如清理地板上的血迹 |
[01:12.42] | 还有箭也不拔直接去做晚饭这点 |
[01:16.14] | 可不可以改一下啊 |
[01:18.87] | 每天回家都会看到我的老婆在装死 |
[01:25.33] | 只要稍微夸一下她就会得意忘形 |
[01:28.75] | 所以现在都尽量当没看到 |
[01:31.74] | 明明结婚前不管多忙 |
[01:34.75] | 只要见到她就很开心 |
[01:38.44] | 整晚漫无目的开着车到处逛 |
[01:41.92] | 最后还跑去看海 |
[01:44.94] | 结婚不久就升职为上司 |
[01:48.43] | 工作也变得开心 |
[01:51.46] | 独自一人呆在家的妻子心情会如何 |
[01:54.77] | 一次都没有想过 |
[01:58.09] | 每天回家都会看到我的老婆在装死 |
[02:04.27] | 她是不是想要回到当时两个人那样 |
[02:07.75] | 我无法明白 |
[02:11.08] | 她等着我回家 我欣赏老婆的演技 |
[02:17.18] | 我们两人爱的形状 |
[02:20.61] | 也许就是这样吧 |
[02:23.86] | 每天回家都会看到我的老婆在装死 |
[02:30.12] | 今天会是怎样的死法呢 |
[02:33.72] | 我期待着 打开了家门 |