[00:01.644] | (Mummy-D) |
[00:04.317] | 有り難いその御意見はキミがくれた宝物 Wow |
[00:12.657] | ありがとう でも実際は余計なお世話だバカヤロウ |
[00:20.024] | ヒトの話は素直に聞くもんだ ジワジワと後から効くもんだ けれど |
[00:28.966] | 8割方はマジで余計なお世話だよバカヤロウ |
[00:35.125] | |
[00:35.491] | (宇多丸) |
[00:36.160] | 一見して超親切そうに だが実は心底嬉しそうに |
[00:40.410] | さもなきゃハナから謎の剣幕でもう涙さえ流しそうに |
[00:44.480] | 「アンタのためよコレ分かってんの? わざわざ損な役目買ってんの |
[00:48.587] | いいことしか言わないそのへんの人と違ってあえて叱ってんの!」 |
[00:52.697] | ・・・・・・とか言うほど正しかないし 結果自分の話しかしないし |
[00:56.557] | これってまさかなんかの仕返し? 言い返しでもした日にゃ一大事 |
[01:00.899] | 善意からだけになお厄介 ぶっちゃけ的外れなおせっかい |
[01:04.827] | 「オメーもだろ!」って、そりゃそうかもだが それこそ余計なお世話だバカヤロウ! |
[01:08.897] | |
[01:09.283] | (Mummy-D) |
[01:09.581] | 有り難いその御意見はキミがくれた宝物 Wow |
[01:17.379] | ありがとう でも実際は余計なお世話だバカヤロウ |
[01:24.122] | |
[01:24.387] | (宇多丸) |
[01:24.641] | バカヤロウと言やぁ最近の野次馬 妙に偉そうな空気が充満 |
[01:29.173] | 一銭たりとも払わず気分だけは一家言持ったコンシューマー |
[01:33.337] | 見出しだけ見て早「ガッテン!」 勝手にキャンキャン吠えやがって |
[01:37.341] | そもそも元ネタ自体が間違ってたりもしちゃってマジ勘弁 |
[01:41.487] | 誰かの言うことコピーとペーストしたのは意見と呼ばないぜ |
[01:45.473] | 報われない日々の腹いせ ならどっか他所で 例えば来世 |
[01:49.552] | 言い換えれば涅槃で待ってろ それが出来なきゃお前は黙ってろ! |
[01:53.602] | 「オマエモナー」って、そりゃそうかもだが それこそ余計なお世話だバカヤロウ! |
[01:57.739] | |
[01:58.126] | (Mummy-D) |
[01:58.484] | 有り難いその御意見はキミがくれた宝物 Wow |
[02:06.547] | ありがとう でも実際は余計なお世話だバカヤロウ |
[02:13.652] | ヒトの話は素直に聞くもんだ ジワジワと後から効くもんだ けれど |
[02:22.867] | 8割方はマジで余計なお世話だよバカヤロウ |
[02:29.208] | |
[02:29.566] | (宇多丸) |
[02:29.826] | 「バカヤロウ、とか言っちゃってダイジョブすかねー ボクはいいんだけどウエがどうすかねー」 |
[02:34.208] | どうすかねーじゃねぇだろ バカヤロウも言えない世界にしたいかバカヤロウ |
[02:38.445] | あと頼んでねぇのに陰口わざわざ告げ口すんなよバカヤロウ |
[02:42.468] | 「いや、聞きましたよ~」って半笑い 半年前のネタだよバカヤロウ |
[02:46.489] | せめてお前がいつもいじってるその機械で調べとけよバカヤロウ |
[02:50.531] | 「サンプラザみた~いw」って新発見みたくはしゃぐことか?とかバカヤロウ |
[02:54.649] | 「ハゲハゲ~」ってガキかよバカヤロウ 「ハゲ同です!」ウソつけ!バカヤロウ |
[02:58.804] | バカヤロウ対もっとバカヤロウ ならおあいこでいい!もーバカヤロウ! |
[03:02.684] | |
[03:03.033] | (Mummy-D) |
[03:03.535] | 有り難いその御意見はキミがくれた宝物 Wow |
[03:11.504] | ありがとう でも実際は余計なお世話だバカヤロウ |
[03:18.710] | ヒトが下手に出てれば調子こいて ペラペラと上から物申すぜ |
[03:27.052] | 「いるよねー、そういうヤツ」その「そういうヤツ」 自分とは気付かずそう言うヤツ |
[03:31.319] | |
[03:31.436] | オマエだよバカヤロウ!!! |
[03:34.635] | |
[03:34.906] | 叫べ 余計なお世話だ! (余計なお世話だ!) |
[03:39.805] | バカヤロウ Come on! (バカヤロウ!) |
[03:43.291] | もう一丁 大きなお世話だ! (大きなお世話だ!) |
[03:47.491] | このバカヤロウ Come on! (バカヤロウ!) |
[03:51.229] | I say おまえだよー You say! (おまえもなー!) |
[03:55.187] | I say おまえだよー You say! (おまえもなー!) |
[03:59.482] | 言ったなこのバカヤロウ Come on! (バカヤロウ!) |
[04:03.194] | |
[04:03.503] | OK じゃあ最後は仲良く声合わそう! |
[04:06.269] | 「余計なお世話だバカヤロウ!」 |
[00:01.644] | MummyD |
[00:04.317] | you nan yu yi jian bao wu Wow |
[00:12.657] | shi ji yu ji shi hua |
[00:20.024] | hua su zhi wen hou xiao |
[00:28.966] | 8 ge fang yu ji shi hua |
[00:35.125] | |
[00:35.491] | yu duo wan |
[00:36.160] | yi jian chao qin qie shi xin di xi |
[00:40.410] | mi jian mu lei liu |
[00:44.480] | fen? sun yi mu mai |
[00:48.587] | yan ren wei chi! |
[00:52.697] | yan zheng jie guo zi fen hua |
[00:56.557] | shi fan? yan fan ri yi da shi |
[01:00.899] | shan yi e jie de wai |
[01:04.827] | ! yu ji shi hua! |
[01:08.897] | |
[01:09.283] | MummyD |
[01:09.581] | you nan yu yi jian bao wu Wow |
[01:17.379] | shi ji yu ji shi hua |
[01:24.122] | |
[01:24.387] | yu duo wan |
[01:24.641] | yan zui jin ye ci ma miao wei kong qi chong man |
[01:29.173] | yi qian fan qi fen yi jia yan chi |
[01:33.337] | jian chu jian zao! sheng shou fei |
[01:37.341] | yuan zi ti jian wei kan bian |
[01:41.487] | shui yan yi jian hu |
[01:45.473] | bao ri fu ta suo li lai shi |
[01:49.552] | yan huan nie pan dai chu lai qian mo! |
[01:53.602] | yu ji shi hua! |
[01:57.739] | |
[01:58.126] | MummyD |
[01:58.484] | you nan yu yi jian bao wu Wow |
[02:06.547] | shi ji yu ji shi hua |
[02:13.652] | hua su zhi wen hou xiao |
[02:22.867] | 8 ge fang yu ji shi hua |
[02:29.208] | |
[02:29.566] | yu duo wan |
[02:29.826] | yan |
[02:34.208] | yan shi jie |
[02:38.445] | lai yin kou gao kou |
[02:42.468] | wen ban xiao ban nian qian |
[02:46.489] | qian ji xie diao |
[02:50.531] | w xin fa jian? |
[02:54.649] | tong!! |
[02:58.804] | dui !! |
[03:02.684] | |
[03:03.033] | MummyD |
[03:03.535] | you nan yu yi jian bao wu Wow |
[03:11.504] | shi ji yu ji shi hua |
[03:18.710] | xia shou chu diao zi shang wu shen |
[03:27.052] | zi fen qi fu yan |
[03:31.319] | |
[03:31.436] | !!! |
[03:34.635] | |
[03:34.906] | jiao yu ji shi hua! yu ji shi hua! |
[03:39.805] | Come on! ! |
[03:43.291] | yi ding da shi hua! da shi hua! |
[03:47.491] | Come on! ! |
[03:51.229] | I say You say! ! |
[03:55.187] | I say You say! ! |
[03:59.482] | yan Come on! ! |
[04:03.194] | |
[04:03.503] | OK zui hou zhong liang sheng he! |
[04:06.269] | yu ji shi hua! |
[00:01.644] | MummyD |
[00:04.317] | yǒu nán yù yì jiàn bǎo wù Wow |
[00:12.657] | shí jì yú jì shì huà |
[00:20.024] | huà sù zhí wén hòu xiào |
[00:28.966] | 8 gē fāng yú jì shì huà |
[00:35.125] | |
[00:35.491] | yǔ duō wán |
[00:36.160] | yī jiàn chāo qīn qiè shí xīn dǐ xī |
[00:40.410] | mí jiàn mù lèi liú |
[00:44.480] | fēn? sǔn yì mù mǎi |
[00:48.587] | yán rén wéi chì! |
[00:52.697] | yán zhèng jié guǒ zì fēn huà |
[00:56.557] | shì fǎn? yán fǎn rì yī dà shì |
[01:00.899] | shàn yì è jiè de wài |
[01:04.827] | ! yú jì shì huà! |
[01:08.897] | |
[01:09.283] | MummyD |
[01:09.581] | yǒu nán yù yì jiàn bǎo wù Wow |
[01:17.379] | shí jì yú jì shì huà |
[01:24.122] | |
[01:24.387] | yǔ duō wán |
[01:24.641] | yán zuì jìn yě cì mǎ miào wěi kōng qì chōng mǎn |
[01:29.173] | yī qián fǎn qì fēn yī jiā yán chí |
[01:33.337] | jiàn chū jiàn zǎo! shèng shǒu fèi |
[01:37.341] | yuán zì tǐ jiān wéi kān biàn |
[01:41.487] | shuí yán yì jiàn hū |
[01:45.473] | bào rì fù tā suǒ lì lái shì |
[01:49.552] | yán huàn niè pán dài chū lái qián mò! |
[01:53.602] | yú jì shì huà! |
[01:57.739] | |
[01:58.126] | MummyD |
[01:58.484] | yǒu nán yù yì jiàn bǎo wù Wow |
[02:06.547] | shí jì yú jì shì huà |
[02:13.652] | huà sù zhí wén hòu xiào |
[02:22.867] | 8 gē fāng yú jì shì huà |
[02:29.208] | |
[02:29.566] | yǔ duō wán |
[02:29.826] | yán |
[02:34.208] | yán shì jiè |
[02:38.445] | lài yīn kǒu gào kǒu |
[02:42.468] | wén bàn xiào bàn nián qián |
[02:46.489] | qián jī xiè diào |
[02:50.531] | w xīn fā jiàn? |
[02:54.649] | tóng!! |
[02:58.804] | duì !! |
[03:02.684] | |
[03:03.033] | MummyD |
[03:03.535] | yǒu nán yù yì jiàn bǎo wù Wow |
[03:11.504] | shí jì yú jì shì huà |
[03:18.710] | xià shǒu chū diào zi shàng wù shēn |
[03:27.052] | zì fēn qì fù yán |
[03:31.319] | |
[03:31.436] | !!! |
[03:34.635] | |
[03:34.906] | jiào yú jì shì huà! yú jì shì huà! |
[03:39.805] | Come on! ! |
[03:43.291] | yī dīng dà shì huà! dà shì huà! |
[03:47.491] | Come on! ! |
[03:51.229] | I say You say! ! |
[03:55.187] | I say You say! ! |
[03:59.482] | yán Come on! ! |
[04:03.194] | |
[04:03.503] | OK zuì hòu zhòng liáng shēng hé! |
[04:06.269] | yú jì shì huà! |
[00:01.644] | |
[00:04.317] | 能听到您那真知灼见真是我三生有幸 |
[00:12.657] | 谢谢您全家 可说实在的 您管得着么 事儿B |
[00:20.024] | 俗话讲良药苦口利于病 |
[00:28.966] | 十有八九讲真都他妈是狗拿耗子 事儿B |
[00:35.491] | |
[00:36.160] | 一眼望去亲切的不行 其实背地里跟那儿偷着笑咪 |
[00:40.410] | 要么就是一上来就咄咄逼人 一把鼻涕一把泪的 |
[00:44.480] | “这都是为了你好你知道吗?我这费力不讨好的, |
[00:48.587] | 就是因为我和那些只会给你拣好听的讲的人不一样,所以我才说你呢!“ |
[00:52.697] | 说出来的又不如自己想的三观正 BB半天还都他妈说的自己 |
[00:56.557] | 我上辈子是欠你的吗? 咱要是回了这么一句今天就别想清净了 |
[01:00.899] | 就是好心好意所以更招人烦 BB半天还他妈都不在重点 |
[01:04.827] | “你不也是吗?” 让你讲话了吗 事儿B |
[01:09.283] | |
[01:09.581] | 能听到您那真知灼见真是我三生有幸 |
[01:17.379] | 谢谢您全家 可说实在的 您管得着么 事儿B |
[01:24.387] | |
[01:24.641] | 一说起事儿B 最近的键盘侠 莫名其妙拽的一B |
[01:29.173] | 一分钱没花过 介绍起商品来给别人说的一愣一愣的 |
[01:33.337] | 瞟一眼标题就比当事人还知情了 自己跟那儿瞎他妈BB |
[01:37.341] | 其实连怎么回事怕是都没搞明白 您还是省省吧 |
[01:41.487] | 把别人说过的话背一遍就敢说是自己的观点了 |
[01:45.473] | 你是在他妈报复社会吗 那我来告诉你什么时候报复合适 下辈子 |
[01:49.552] | 等着转世吧事儿B 转世不了就他妈把嘴闭上 |
[01:53.602] | “你不也是吗” 让你讲话了吗 事儿B |
[01:58.126] | |
[01:58.484] | 能听到您那真知灼见真是我三生有幸 |
[02:06.547] | 谢谢您全家 可说实在的 您管得着么 事儿B |
[02:13.652] | 俗话讲忠言逆耳利于行 |
[02:22.867] | 十有八九讲真都他妈是多管闲事 事儿B |
[02:29.566] | |
[02:29.826] | “你这张嘴闭嘴事儿B的……我倒是没什么关系,和上面就不太好交代了…“ |
[02:34.208] | 交代你妈了帽儿 光天化日的说个事儿B怎么了事儿B |
[02:38.445] | 没让你BB就别他妈乱打小报告事儿B |
[02:42.468] | “哈哈但是我都听见了怎么办” 笑你吗B这梗半年前都不用了事儿B |
[02:46.489] | 动动你的脑子用你手里拿着的那玩意儿查查行吗事儿B |
[02:50.531] | “跟中野裕贵一样哈哈哈“ 咋呼什么你是发现新大陆了吗事儿B |
[02:54.649] | “光头光头!“你是小屁孩吗事儿B ”完全赞同“放你妈P!事儿B |
[02:58.804] | 对付事儿B就得比他更事儿B 一喷到底骂个你死我亡 妈的事儿B |
[03:03.033] | |
[03:03.535] | 能听到您那真知灼见真是我三生有幸 |
[03:11.504] | 谢谢您全家 可说实在的 您管得着么 事儿B |
[03:18.710] | 人家一低声下气就开始来劲 没完没了的开始嘚瑟 |
[03:27.052] | “确实有这样儿的人” 你口中的“这样儿的人“ 一点自觉没有的自说自话的这样儿的人 |
[03:31.436] | 说的就他妈是你 事儿B |
[03:34.906] | 大声喊出来 要你多管闲事!(要你多管闲事!) |
[03:39.805] | 事儿B Come on!(事儿B!) |
[03:43.291] | 再来一遍 |
[03:47.491] | 这他妈事儿B Come on!(事儿B!) |
[03:51.229] | I say 就他妈是你 You say!(你他妈不也是) |
[03:55.187] | I say 就他妈是你 You say!(你他妈不也是) |
[03:59.482] | 你还真敢说啊你这个事儿B Come on!(事儿B!) |
[04:03.503] | OK 最后一起来: |
[04:06.269] | “要你多管闲事!事儿B!“ |