笑死朕

笑死朕 歌词

歌曲 笑死朕
歌手 陈奕迅
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[00:00.00] 作曲 : Jerald
[00:01.00] 作词 : 陈咏谦
[00:26.580] 若是未习惯 计数 算数 放弃饰演祖冲之
[00:29.650] 在中文科 李白 都有讲
[00:32.830] 自古天生有用不要慌
[00:36.460] 尚有一线希望
[00:40.280] 然后明白
[00:41.330] 地上没别个 似我 说笑 说到查利都开声
[00:44.270] 问我索取秘方
[00:47.580] 崇拜我的杀伤力
[00:51.270] 只可以讲
[00:52.460] 无厘头原为 寻求 和平
[00:54.210] 无聊学叙述 另类行为习性
[00:56.280]
[00:56.460] 怎么你 眼泪喷 肚麻痹 脱牙骹
[00:59.710] 皆因我 暗地里 按住你 笑穴
[01:03.330] 邀请你 接下句 当回礼 当复仇
[01:07.150] 可惜你 却没有 发现我 笑穴
[01:10.590]
[01:31.350] 活着就是痛 哄哄 骗骗 骗了三餐加一宿
[01:34.160] 白手兴家 你在 讲废话
[01:37.530] 另一边厢 我在 讲笑话
[01:41.160] 两者一决高下
[01:44.850] 还未谈及
[01:45.850] 电视在直播 某个 政客 说了整整七分钟
[01:48.730] 闷到我熄了他
[01:52.280] 来个笑话笑死朕
[01:55.910] 不可以吗
[01:57.040] 耶和华民望日日 落后
[01:58.850] 如来佛避忌 就话 投陈奕迅
[02:00.850]
[02:00.980] 怎么你 眼泪喷 肚麻痹 脱牙骹
[02:04.480] 皆因我 暗地里 按住你 笑穴
[02:07.850] 邀请你 接下句 当回礼 当复仇
[02:11.730] 可惜你 却没有 发现我 笑穴
[02:15.230]
[02:15.530] Eric Kwok
[02:18.470] 拜托开个玩笑 令人觉得好笑
[02:22.600] Jerald Chan
[02:25.660] 你说的太爤了 没人笑
[02:29.410]
[02:30.290] 怎么你 眼泪喷 肚麻痹 脱牙骹
[02:33.970] 皆因我 暗地里 按住你 笑穴
[02:37.420] 邀请你 接下句 当回礼 当复仇
[02:41.320] 可惜你 却没有 发现我 笑穴
[02:44.880]
[02:45.130] 好想笑 终于我开窍
[02:52.380] 不可勉强别人
[02:56.010] 只得我 有办法 按住我 笑穴
[02:59.630]
[02:59.880] 怎么你 眼泪喷 肚麻痹 脱牙骹
[03:03.570] 皆因我 暗地里 按住你 笑穴
[03:07.010] 邀请你 接下句 当回礼 当复仇
[03:10.750] 可惜你 却没有 发现我 笑穴
[00:00.00] zuo qu : Jerald
[00:01.00] zuo ci : chen yong qian
[00:26.580] ruo shi wei xi guan ji shu suan shu fang qi shi yan zu chong zhi
[00:29.650] zai zhong wen ke li bai dou you jiang
[00:32.830] zi gu tian sheng you yong bu yao huang
[00:36.460] shang you yi xian xi wang
[00:40.280] ran hou ming bai
[00:41.330] di shang mei bie ge shi wo shuo xiao shuo dao cha li dou kai sheng
[00:44.270] wen wo suo qu mi fang
[00:47.580] chong bai wo de sha shang li
[00:51.270] zhi ke yi jiang
[00:52.460] wu li tou yuan wei xun qiu he ping
[00:54.210] wu liao xue xu shu ling lei xing wei xi xing
[00:56.280]
[00:56.460] zen me ni yan lei pen du ma bi tuo ya qiao
[00:59.710] jie yin wo an di li an zhu ni xiao xue
[01:03.330] yao qing ni jie xia ju dang hui li dang fu chou
[01:07.150] ke xi ni que mei you fa xian wo xiao xue
[01:10.590]
[01:31.350] huo zhe jiu shi tong hong hong pian pian pian le san can jia yi xiu
[01:34.160] bai shou xing jia ni zai jiang fei hua
[01:37.530] ling yi bian xiang wo zai jiang xiao hua
[01:41.160] liang zhe yi jue gao xia
[01:44.850] hai wei tan ji
[01:45.850] dian shi zai zhi bo mou ge zheng ke shuo le zheng zheng qi fen zhong
[01:48.730] men dao wo xi le ta
[01:52.280] lai ge xiao hua xiao si zhen
[01:55.910] bu ke yi ma
[01:57.040] ye he hua min wang ri ri luo hou
[01:58.850] ru lai fo bi ji jiu hua tou chen yi xun
[02:00.850]
[02:00.980] zen me ni yan lei pen du ma bi tuo ya qiao
[02:04.480] jie yin wo an di li an zhu ni xiao xue
[02:07.850] yao qing ni jie xia ju dang hui li dang fu chou
[02:11.730] ke xi ni que mei you fa xian wo xiao xue
[02:15.230]
[02:15.530] Eric Kwok
[02:18.470] bai tuo kai ge wan xiao ling ren jue de hao xiao
[02:22.600] Jerald Chan
[02:25.660] ni shuo de tai lan le mei ren xiao
[02:29.410]
[02:30.290] zen me ni yan lei pen du ma bi tuo ya qiao
[02:33.970] jie yin wo an di li an zhu ni xiao xue
[02:37.420] yao qing ni jie xia ju dang hui li dang fu chou
[02:41.320] ke xi ni que mei you fa xian wo xiao xue
[02:44.880]
[02:45.130] hao xiang xiao zhong yu wo kai qiao
[02:52.380] bu ke mian qiang bie ren
[02:56.010] zhi de wo you ban fa an zhu wo xiao xue
[02:59.630]
[02:59.880] zen me ni yan lei pen du ma bi tuo ya qiao
[03:03.570] jie yin wo an di li an zhu ni xiao xue
[03:07.010] yao qing ni jie xia ju dang hui li dang fu chou
[03:10.750] ke xi ni que mei you fa xian wo xiao xue
[00:00.00] zuò qǔ : Jerald
[00:01.00] zuò cí : chén yǒng qiān
[00:26.580] ruò shì wèi xí guàn jì shù suàn shù fàng qì shì yǎn zǔ chōng zhī
[00:29.650] zài zhōng wén kē lǐ bái dōu yǒu jiǎng
[00:32.830] zì gǔ tiān shēng yǒu yòng bú yào huāng
[00:36.460] shàng yǒu yī xiàn xī wàng
[00:40.280] rán hòu míng bái
[00:41.330] dì shàng méi bié gè shì wǒ shuō xiào shuō dào chá lì dōu kāi shēng
[00:44.270] wèn wǒ suǒ qǔ mì fāng
[00:47.580] chóng bài wǒ de shā shāng lì
[00:51.270] zhǐ kě yǐ jiǎng
[00:52.460] wú lí tóu yuán wèi xún qiú hé píng
[00:54.210] wú liáo xué xù shù lìng lèi xíng wéi xí xìng
[00:56.280]
[00:56.460] zěn me nǐ yǎn lèi pēn dù má bì tuō yá qiāo
[00:59.710] jiē yīn wǒ àn dì lǐ àn zhù nǐ xiào xué
[01:03.330] yāo qǐng nǐ jiē xià jù dāng huí lǐ dāng fù chóu
[01:07.150] kě xī nǐ què méi yǒu fā xiàn wǒ xiào xué
[01:10.590]
[01:31.350] huó zhe jiù shì tòng hǒng hǒng piàn piàn piàn le sān cān jiā yī xiǔ
[01:34.160] bái shǒu xīng jiā nǐ zài jiǎng fèi huà
[01:37.530] lìng yī biān xiāng wǒ zài jiǎng xiào huà
[01:41.160] liǎng zhě yī jué gāo xià
[01:44.850] hái wèi tán jí
[01:45.850] diàn shì zài zhí bō mǒu gè zhèng kè shuō le zhěng zhěng qī fēn zhōng
[01:48.730] mèn dào wǒ xī le tā
[01:52.280] lái gè xiào huà xiào sǐ zhèn
[01:55.910] bù kě yǐ ma
[01:57.040] yē hé huá mín wàng rì rì luò hòu
[01:58.850] rú lái fó bì jì jiù huà tóu chén yì xùn
[02:00.850]
[02:00.980] zěn me nǐ yǎn lèi pēn dù má bì tuō yá qiāo
[02:04.480] jiē yīn wǒ àn dì lǐ àn zhù nǐ xiào xué
[02:07.850] yāo qǐng nǐ jiē xià jù dāng huí lǐ dāng fù chóu
[02:11.730] kě xī nǐ què méi yǒu fā xiàn wǒ xiào xué
[02:15.230]
[02:15.530] Eric Kwok
[02:18.470] bài tuō kāi gè wán xiào lìng rén jué de hǎo xiào
[02:22.600] Jerald Chan
[02:25.660] nǐ shuō de tài làn le méi rén xiào
[02:29.410]
[02:30.290] zěn me nǐ yǎn lèi pēn dù má bì tuō yá qiāo
[02:33.970] jiē yīn wǒ àn dì lǐ àn zhù nǐ xiào xué
[02:37.420] yāo qǐng nǐ jiē xià jù dāng huí lǐ dāng fù chóu
[02:41.320] kě xī nǐ què méi yǒu fā xiàn wǒ xiào xué
[02:44.880]
[02:45.130] hǎo xiǎng xiào zhōng yú wǒ kāi qiào
[02:52.380] bù kě miǎn qiǎng bié rén
[02:56.010] zhǐ de wǒ yǒu bàn fǎ àn zhù wǒ xiào xué
[02:59.630]
[02:59.880] zěn me nǐ yǎn lèi pēn dù má bì tuō yá qiāo
[03:03.570] jiē yīn wǒ àn dì lǐ àn zhù nǐ xiào xué
[03:07.010] yāo qǐng nǐ jiē xià jù dāng huí lǐ dāng fù chóu
[03:10.750] kě xī nǐ què méi yǒu fā xiàn wǒ xiào xué
笑死朕 歌词
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