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yīng guó yǔ měi guó jiā de yōu líng |
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H ero everybody! |
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nà shén me de...... suī rán shì fā tū rán bù guò yīng guó tā shuō fēi yào lái wǒ jiā zhù ó! |
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guǐ cái shuō le!! yīn wèi yào zài nǐ jiā kāi huì suǒ yǐ cái méi bàn fǎ de ba!! |
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a, shuō lái shì ne ya míng tiān de huì yì yào kāi zài wǒ jiā huá shèng dùn |
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zhè yě shì méi bàn fǎ nà jiù ràng nǐ zài wǒ de xīn jiā guò yī yè ba, hā hā hā hā |
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měi guó a...... hēng nǐ jiā suī shuō shì fān xīn guò le |
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bù guò lǐ miàn zhuāng xiū de hái shì gòu jiǎn lòu ne |
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hā hā hā yīn wèi wǒ jiā bù xiàng nǐ jiā nà yàng lǎo jiù dé diào zhā, zhè kě shì liú xíng de zuì qián yán ó |
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nǐ zhè jiā huo jué duì bù zhī dào" chuán tǒng" " lì shǐ" zhī lèi de zì yǎn dōu zěn me xiě ba! |
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nǐ shuō shí mǒ ne zhè me měi hǎo de pǐn wèi dōu lǐ jiě bù liǎo, nǐ hái zhēn shì lìng rén yí hàn ne |
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guǒ rán hái shì xīn de dōng xī zuì bàng ó |
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měi guó ......! |
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ó, dào le nà! zhè lǐ jiù shì yīng guó nǐ de fáng jiān |
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a bù guò hái má fán nǐ zài fáng jiān lǐ bú yào tài nào téng ó |
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zhǐ yào nǐ bù lái jiù méi yǒu shén me kě nào de |
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nà me wǎn ān! good night |
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zhēn shi de, guāng shuō wán zì jǐ xiǎng shuō de jiù tái tuǐ zǒu rén...... |
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bù guò wèi le míng tiān de huì hái shì zǎo diǎn shuì ba |
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áo áo |
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..... éi? è?!! |
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hā a wǒ yě zǎo diǎn xiū xī ba a? |
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měi měi měi guó!!! wǒ de fáng jiān lǐ yǒu qí guài de dōng xī a a a!!! |
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hā hā hā hā zhè bú shì mǎ shàng jiù nào téng qǐ lái le me? |
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guǒ rán shì nǐ de zuò fēng a nǐ men yě shì zhè me rèn wéi de ba? |
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fu k pupu |
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...... |
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zhēn shi de, jiù shì ná nǐ méi bàn fǎ a dào dǐ shì zěn me huí shì? |
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a a duì, shì yǒu yōu líng a! yǒu yōu líng cóng wǒ fáng jiān lǐ mào chū lái le! |
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yōu líng? hā hā hā hā |
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nǐ jū rán huì shuō yōu líng shén me de, yīng guó hái zhēn shì huái chuāi mèng xiǎng a |
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pu pupupu |
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...... |
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wǒ gāng qīn yǎn kàn dào le a!! |
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nà gè jué duì shì yōu líng! ér qiě hái shì kàn qǐ lái hěn huài de nà zhǒng |
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yòu lái yòu lái..... nǐ yǐ qián bú shì jīng cháng huì kàn dào dú jiǎo shòu zhī lèi de huàn jué ma? |
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dú jiǎo shòu pupu |
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...... |
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qiè...... měi guó nǐ yòu gēn wài xīng rén shén me de hùn zài yì qǐ!!! |
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ér qiě shù liàng zěn me hái zēng jiā le!? |
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suǒ yǐ la, wǒ dōu shuō guò rén jiā bú shì shén me wài xīng rén le, tā men shì wǒ de péng yǒu tuō ní hái yǒu tuō ní de péng yǒu de péng yǒu de péng yǒu de...... |
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nǎ lái de zhè me má fán de guān xì...... |
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hā hā hā dōu shuō le:" péng yǒu de péng yǒu yě shì wǒ de péng yǒu" ma |
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a duì le bǐ qǐ nèi xiē, wǒ shuō yīng guó, nǐ gāng cái shuō nǐ yòu chū xiàn huàn jué le? |
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cái bú shì huàn jué!!!!! |
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pupu |
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suǒ yǐ shuō...... gòu le! nǐ men jǐ gè wài xīng rén dōu gěi wǒ bì zuǐ la!! |
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cóng gāng cái kāi shǐ jiù zhěng de wǒ xīn fán |
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zuǐ shàng zhè me shuō...... qí shí nǐ jiù shì xiǎng xiàng yǐ qián yí yàng hé wǒ shuì yì qǐ ba |
| [03:07.04] |
baby pupu kids pupu |
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...... |
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nà dōu shì yīn wèi nǐ xīn líng tài guò āng zāng cái kàn bú dào ér yǐ, yào zhī dào dú jiǎo shòu kě shì chāo kě ài a!!! |
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zōng máo yòu piāo yì mō qǐ lái shǒu gǎn chāo hǎo, gū dān yī rén de shí hòu yí dìng huì péi zài wǒ shēn biān, chāo jí chāo jí kě ài de!! |
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nà kě bú shì shén me huàn jué, yào shuō dú jiǎo shòu tā a! a hái yǒu hái yǒu |
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yīng guó...... |
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shuō zhēn de nǐ hái shì qù kàn kàn bǐ jiào hǎo ó? |
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dōu shuō le nà bú shì huàn jué a a a! |
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hospital pupu |
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...... |
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méi bàn fǎ, wǒ jiù qù nǐ wū lǐ kàn yī yǎn ba |
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éi...... yīng guó zhēn shì gè ràng rén tóu téng de xiǎo hái zi a |
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shuí shì xiǎo hái zi a!!! |
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nà me..... nǐ suǒ wèi de" kàn dào le yōu líng" jiù shì zài zhè lǐ? |
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a...... gāng cái jiù shì zài zhè lǐ kàn dào de...... a a zhēn shì tǎo yàn a |
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...... bù guò wǒ yǒu shí hou yě huì shuì zhè jiān, kě méi jiàn guò shén me yōu líng a |
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nǐ dǎo shì kàn zǐ xì a!! |
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zhēn de yǒu yí gè hēi qī qī de qí guài jiā huo ér qiě hái fēi cháng fēi cháng ě xīn!!! |
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nǐ yòu lái le...... zhè shì shén me xīn xíng è zuò jù me? |
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wǒ zhēn de kàn dào le! yòng zhè shuāng yǎn jīng kàn de qīng qīng chǔ chǔ!!! yī tuán qī hēi hú zǐ lā chā, xiào dé hái tè bié ě xīn de |
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............ è a a a a a a a a a a a a a a!!!!! |
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a, hā yā, è, hū............ |
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xià pò dǎn le pupu |
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nà yīng yīng yīng yīng guó....... zhǐ zhǐ zhǐ zhǐ zhǐ shì jīn tiān wǎn shàng ràng wǒ hé nǐ shuì yí gè wū yě kě kě kě kě kě kě kě yǐ ó......!! |
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měi měi měi měi guó zhēn ná nǐ méi bàn fǎ a a...... hǎo, zhǐ yǒu jīn tiān pò pò pò lì ó...... |
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fu k pu |
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jiù zhè yàng, liǎng gè rén duō duō suo suo dì hé nà bù míng shēng wù zài tóng yī wū yán xià dù guò le yí gè wǎn shàng...... |
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rán hòu dào le cì rì qīng chén |
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hā a jié guǒ zuó tiān yě méi shuì hǎo, hǎo kùn nà...... |
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shuō lái jīn tiān míng míng yào kāi huì, měi guó nà bèn dàn què chí dào le, yīng guó yě bù lái...... |
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wèi! měi guó! huì yì kě dōu kāi shǐ le ó |
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wèi wǒ shuō měi guó!!! kāi huì le a kāi huì!!! nǐ shēn wéi yì cháng guó jū rán bú dào chǎng dào dǐ xiǎng yào gǎo shén me a!! |
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a lei zhè zěn me, mén zěn me méi suǒ zhe...... |
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shén me ma, yuán lái yīng guó yě zài zhè a wèi! kuài qǐ lái!!! |
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jū rán dōu shuì zhè me sǐ...... wèi wèi!! è?! |
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" hā hā hā...... jīn tiān tiān qì hǎo bàng gǎn jué hǎo shū fú ó" |
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" shì ne shì ne, bǎ chuāng hù dǎ kāi ba" |
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zhǎng, zhǎng zhe chì bǎng de wēi xíng xiǎo nǚ hái fēi, fēi fēi, fēi zài bàn kōng zhōng!!! è?! |
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" éi ya éi ya....... yīng guó yòu bǎ gōng zuò rēng dào yī biān shuì dà jué qù le me? zhēn shì méi bàn fǎ, wǒ jiù tì tā lái zuò le ba" |
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zhè, zhè cì shì chāo xiǎo xíng de lǎo yé ye!! ér qiě hái zài bāng yīng guó zhěng lǐ wén jiàn?!! |
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" zōng xiān, xiān bú yào guǎn gōng zuò le, gēn wǒ men yì qǐ wán ba" |
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" wǒ kě shì hěn máng de, nǐ men qù zhǎo dú jiǎo shòu wán ba" |
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" hēng, zhēn xiǎo qì...... shì ba, dú jiǎo shòu?" |
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wèi wèi wèi shí me...... zài fáng jiān de jiǎo luò lǐ, huì...... huì yǒu yī pǐ zhǎng zhe jī jiǎo de mǎ?! |
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" a! bèi fā xiàn le! zāo le, dà jiā kuài pǎo!" |
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éi éi éi éi éi éi?!!!!!! nà nà shi shà wán yì ér a!!!!!!!! |
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chǎo sǐ la!!!!! bié zài bié rén ěr duǒ gēn shàng dà hǎn dà jiào a nǐ zhè bèn dàn!! |
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shén me a shì yīng guó ya |
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zhēn shi de...... dào dǐ gǎo shén me a |
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è hā hā zěn me le yī dà zǎo jiù zài zhè zhē téng...... yīng guó nǐ yòu chū xiàn huàn jué le? |
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a a a a! tīng wǒ shuō a měi guó!!!! gāng cái zài nǐ men fáng jiān lǐ a...... |
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yǒu gè zhǎng zhe chì bǎng de xiǎo nǚ hái, hái yǒu gēn mù ǒu yí yàng xiǎo de lǎo yé ye...... |
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hái yǒu zhǎng zhe zhǐ jiǎo de mǎ zài nà li!!!! |
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fǎ guó a...... wǒ shuō nǐ yě qù kàn kàn yī shēng hǎo le...... |
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...... |
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fu k pu |
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měi guó wǒ shuō nǐ zhè hùn zhàng! xiàng nǐ zhè yàng gēn wài xīng rén hùn yí kuài de jiā huo wǒ cái bù xiǎng bèi nǐ shuō ne!!! |
| [08:21.27] |
nǐ shuō shí mǒ?!!! wǒ yě shì bù xiǎng bèi mǒu gè dà nǎo lǐ sì jì fā chūn de dà shū lái shuō jiào a!!!! |
| [08:25.31] |
gòu le nǐ men liǎng gè dōu chǎo sǐ rén la! |
| [08:30.39] |
...... zhēn shi de....., jié guǒ zuó tiān wǎn shàng kàn dào de nà gè jiū jìng shì shén me guǐ dōng xī...... |
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a a a...... hǎo kùn a hún shēn wú lì...... a a a a kàn lái shì fēi bī zhe wǒ lái yòng bā sī bǐ zhī yǐ le! zhè huí yí dìng yào ràng tā men kàn kàn wǒ dí zhēn běn shì!! |
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dào dǐ zěn me gǎo de a...... zuó tiān wǎn shàng jū rán lián zhe bǎ wǒ nòng xǐng le liǎng cì... hā a |