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I have got a sweetie known as Susie; |
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In the words of Shakespeare, she's a wow. |
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Though all of you may know her too, |
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I'd like to shout right now: |
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If you knew Susie like I know Susie -- |
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Oh -- oh -- oh, what a girl! |
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There's none so classy as this fair lassie. |
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Oh -- oh -- oh my goodness, what a chassis! |
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We went riding; she didn't balk. |
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From the country, I'm the one who had to walk. |
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If you knew Susie like I know Susie -- |
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Oh -- oh, what a girl! |
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Susie has a perfect reputation; |
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No one ever saw her on a spree. |
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Nobody knows where Susie goes -- |
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Nobody knows but me! |
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If you knew Susie like I know Susie -- |
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Oh -- oh -- oh, what a girl! |
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She wears long tresses and nice tight dresses. |
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Oh -- oh -- what a future she possesses! |
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Out in public, how she can yawn; |
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In the parlor, you would think the war was on! |
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If you knew Susie like I know Susie -- |
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Oh -- oh, what a girl! |
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She'll spend Sunday praising the Lord, |
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But on Monday, she's as busy as a board |
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If you knew Susie like I know Susie -- |
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Oh -- oh, what a girl! |
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I had a mustache, and trained it like a pup. |
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She's got such hot lips, she kissed me once and burned it up! |
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If you knew Susie like I know Susie -- |
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Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what a girl! |
