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I've been going out with a girl, |
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her name is Julie |
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But last night she said to me, |
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when we were watching telly |
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(This is what she said) |
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She said listen John, I love you |
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But there's this bloke, I fancy |
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I don't want to two time you, |
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so it's the end for you and me |
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Who's this bloke I asked her |
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Goooooordon, she replied |
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Not THAT puff, I said dismayed |
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Yes but he's no puff she cried |
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(He's more of a man than you'll ever be) |
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Here we go, two three four |
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I was so upset that I cried, |
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all the way to the chip shop |
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When I came out there was Gordon, |
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standing at the bus stop |
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(And guess who was with him? Yeah, Julie, and they were both laughing at me) |
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Oh, she is cruel and heartless |
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to pack me for Gordon |
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Just cos he's better looking than me |
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Just cos he's cool and trendy |
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But I know he's a moron, Gordon is a moron |
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Gordon is a moron, Gordon is a moron |
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Here we go, two three four |
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Oh she's a slag and he's a creep |
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She's a tart, he's very cheap |
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She is a slut, he thinks he's tough |
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She is a bitch, he is a puff |
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Yeah yeah, it's not fair |
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Yeah yeah, it's not fair |
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(I'm so upset) |
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I'm so upset, I'm so upset, yeah yeah |
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(I ought to smash his face in.) |
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(Yeah, but he's bigger than me. In't he?) |
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(I know, I'll get my mate Barry to hit him. He'd flatten him) |
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(Yeah but Barry's a mate of Gordon's in'e?) |
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(Oh well, I don't care) |
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I don't care |
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I don't care |
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Cause she's a slag and he's a creep |
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she's a tart, he's very cheap |
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she is a slut, he thinks he's tough...... |