| 歌曲 | X-Mas Card |
| 歌手 | MU330 |
| 专辑 | Mailorder Is Fun! |
| You sent a | |
| Christmas card to my parents | |
| I get nothing, | |
| I get nothing you could have at least sent something mean saying how happy you have been you could have at least sent something cruel to cut out the guessing | |
| I had an evil plan to send you a collage of letters that you wrote | |
| I didn't I should have at least sent something mean to show how pathetic | |
| I have been | |
| I should have at least sent something cruel to show how | |
| I miss you | |
| I've analyzed what this could mean if only it means just one thing |