| 歌曲 | It's a Big Old Goofy World |
| 歌手 | John Prine |
| 专辑 | The Best of Mountain Stage - Vol. 2 |
| Lyrics：John Prine Music：John Prine | |
| Up in the morning | |
| Work like a dog | |
| Is better than sitting | |
| Like a bump on a log | |
| Mind all your manners | |
| Be quiet as a mouse | |
| Some day you'll own a home | |
| That's as big as a house | |
| I know a fella | |
| He eats like a horse | |
| Knocks his old balls | |
| Round the old golf course | |
| You oughta see his wife | |
| She's a cute little dish | |
| She smokes like a chimney | |
| And drinks like a fish | |
| There's a big old goofy man | |
| Dancing with a big old goofy girl | |
| Ooh baby | |
| It's a big old goofy world | |
| Now elvis had a woman | |
| With a head like a rock | |
| I wished i had a woman | |
| That made my knees knock | |
| She'd sing like an angel | |
| And eat like a bird | |
| And if i wrote a song | |
| She'd know ever single word | |
| Kiss a little baby | |
| Give the world a smile | |
| If you take an inch | |
| Give 'em back a mile | |
| Cause if you lie like a rug | |
| And you don't give a damn | |
| You're never gonna be | |
| As happy as a clam | |
| So i'm sitting in a hotel | |
| Trying to write a song | |
| My head is just as empty | |
| As the day is long | |
| Why it's clear as a bell | |
| I should have gone to school | |
| I'd be wise as an owl | |
| Stead of stubborn as a mule. |
| Lyrics: John Prine Music: John Prine | |
| Up in the morning | |
| Work like a dog | |
| Is better than sitting | |
| Like a bump on a log | |
| Mind all your manners | |
| Be quiet as a mouse | |
| Some day you' ll own a home | |
| That' s as big as a house | |
| I know a fella | |
| He eats like a horse | |
| Knocks his old balls | |
| Round the old golf course | |
| You oughta see his wife | |
| She' s a cute little dish | |
| She smokes like a chimney | |
| And drinks like a fish | |
| There' s a big old goofy man | |
| Dancing with a big old goofy girl | |
| Ooh baby | |
| It' s a big old goofy world | |
| Now elvis had a woman | |
| With a head like a rock | |
| I wished i had a woman | |
| That made my knees knock | |
| She' d sing like an angel | |
| And eat like a bird | |
| And if i wrote a song | |
| She' d know ever single word | |
| Kiss a little baby | |
| Give the world a smile | |
| If you take an inch | |
| Give ' em back a mile | |
| Cause if you lie like a rug | |
| And you don' t give a damn | |
| You' re never gonna be | |
| As happy as a clam | |
| So i' m sitting in a hotel | |
| Trying to write a song | |
| My head is just as empty | |
| As the day is long | |
| Why it' s clear as a bell | |
| I should have gone to school | |
| I' d be wise as an owl | |
| Stead of stubborn as a mule. |