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Cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl snaps are the two things |
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That stay the same so when the world starts spinnin' and |
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Your head hurts there's cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl snap shirts |
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The shade tree mechanic is a dinosaur |
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You can't cuss you can't smoke or spit on the floor |
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Don't hit on a woman 'cause she might sue |
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You can't buy beer in this state past two |
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Buddha is legal but Jesus ain't |
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The saints are all sinners and the sinners are saints |
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It's not how you play it's the final score |
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They don't show M*A*S*H on the tube any more |
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Lovers usually leave at the drop of a ring |
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And daddy doesn't smile when a mockingbird sings |
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The kids are in school but they're all packin' guns |
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The losers live forever and the good die young |
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Well the stars are all fallin' out of the sky |
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The doors are all locked and the bottle is dry |
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So pass me a chew and I'll sing you a song |
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If there's a problem with that we can get it on |
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