Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo - Album Version

歌曲 Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo - Album Version
歌手 Cowboy Timmy
专辑 Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics

歌词

[00:00.03] We've all heard of Rudolph and his shiny nose
[00:03.82] And we all know Frosty who's made out of snow
[00:08.16] But all of those stories seem kind of... gay
[00:11.83] 'Cause we all know who brightens up our holiday
[00:20.65] Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
[00:24.95] Small and brown he comes from you
[00:27.15] Sit on the toilet here he comes
[00:29.23] Squeezeing 'tween your festive buns
[00:31.87] A present from down below
[00:34.10] Spreading joy with a "Howdy-Ho!"
[00:36.67] He's seen the love inside of you
[00:39.07] 'Cause he's a piece of poo
[00:41.16] Sometimes he's nutty
[00:42.48] Sometimes he's corny
[00:43.48] He can be brown or greenish brown
[00:45.43] But if you eat fiber on Christmas eve
[00:48.25] He might come to your town!
[00:49.95] Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
[00:52.83] He loves me, I love you
[00:55.23] Therefore, vicariously he loves you!
[00:57.52] I can make a Mr. Hankey too!
[01:00.36] Cartman: Well Kyle where is he?Kyle,
[01:04.46] Kyle: Ehh .. He's coming!
[01:06.58] Stan: Come on dude, push!
[01:08.89] Kyle: Ehhhh... I'm Trying!
[01:10.32] Cartman: Wait, wait I can see his head!
[01:12.37] Kyle: Here he comes!
[01:14.15] Mr. Hankey: Howdy Ho!
[01:17.86] I'm Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
[01:20.88] Season's greetings to all of you!
[01:23.30] Let's sing songs and dance and play
[01:25.51] Now before I melt away.
[01:27.85] Here's a game I like to play
[01:30.09] Stick me in your mouth and try to say
[01:32.43] "Howdy ho ho yum yum yum"
[01:34.80] Christmas Time has come!
[01:37.11] Sometimes He's runny
[01:38.20] Sometimes he's firm
[01:39.43] Sometimes he's practically water
[01:41.90] Sometimes he hangs off the end of your ass
[01:43.92] And won't fall in the toilet
[01:45.37] 'Cause he's just clinging to your sphincter
[01:47.62] And he won't drop off and so you shake your ass around
[01:49.44] And try to get it to drop in the toilet and finally it does
[01:53.53] Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
[01:56.89] When Christmas leaves, he must leave too.
[01:59.01] Flush him down but he's never gone
[02:03.51] His smell and his spirit lingers on!
[02:09.37] Howdy Ho!
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歌词大意

[00:00.03] xún lù měi míng chuán tiān xià xuàn kù bí zi dǐng guā guā
[00:03.82] xuě rén a xuě rén měi wú xiá
[00:08.16] zhèi xiē gù shì tài ròu má
[00:11.83] yào wèn shuí shì shèng dàn xiá nǐ wǒ gāo shēng hū huàn tā
[00:20.65] hàn jī xiān shēng shèng dàn guài biàn
[00:24.95] yòu xiǎo yòu huáng wǎng wài lā
[00:27.15] lā wán nǐ zài cā yī cā
[00:29.23] tài zhǎng nǐ jiù jiā duàn tā
[00:31.87] mǎn mǎn xǐ yuè xiào hā hā
[00:34.10] duì nǐ shuō shēng nǐ hǎo ma
[00:36.67] tǐ huì ài yì bù zhēng zhá
[00:39.07] yīn wèi tā shì tuó shǐ bā bā
[00:41.16] yǒu shí jiān guǒ
[00:42.48] huò shì yù mǐ zhā
[00:43.48] hè sè lǜ sè dōu suí tā
[00:45.43] píng ān yè lǐ bù xiāo huà
[00:48.25] tā jiù huì lái zhǎo nǐ la
[00:49.95] hàn jī xiān shēng shèng dàn guài biàn
[00:52.83] tā ài wǒ lái wǒ ài tā
[00:55.23] rù cè zhī qián shì yī jiā
[00:57.52] shǐ bā bā wǒ yě huì lā
[01:00.36] hàn jī xiān shēng zài nǎ ér?
[01:04.46] ! é... jiù kuài chū lái le
[01:06.58] jiā yóu! huǒ jì! yòng lì lā!
[01:08.89] ... wǒ zài jìn lì!
[01:10.32] děng yī xià, wǒ kàn jiàn tā de tóu le!
[01:12.37] chū lái le!
[01:14.15] nǐ hǎo a!
[01:17.86] wǒ shì hàn jī xiān shēng shèng dàn guài biàn
[01:20.88] shèng dàn yú kuài lè kāi huā
[01:23.30] chàng gē tiào wǔ lái wán shuǎ
[01:25.51] chèn wǒ hái méi yǒu róng huà
[01:27.85] yì qǐ jìn qíng dì wán shuǎ
[01:30.09] zuǐ shàng hán zhe bǎ wǒ kuā
[01:32.43] hǎo chī měi wèi hā hā hā
[01:34.80] shèng dàn jié rì kuài lái la
[01:37.11] yǒu shí xī lì lì
[01:38.20] yǒu shí yìng bāng bāng
[01:39.43] yǒu shí shuǐ wāng wāng
[01:41.90] xuán zài pì gǔ shàng lái huí dàng
[01:43.92] bù kěn diào dào shuǐ zhōng yāng
[01:45.37] jú huā shàng miàn sǐ mìng huǎng
[01:47.62] bù yuàn diào luò pí qì jiàng yáo yáo pì gǔ tā tóu xiáng
[01:49.44] yī tóu zāi jìn cè suǒ lǐ suí zhe shuǐ liú qù yuǎn fāng
[01:53.53] hàn jī xiān shēng shèng dàn guài biàn
[01:56.89] shèng dàn jié shù tā zǒu tiān yá
[01:59.01] shǐ shēn suī shì wù qiān guà
[02:03.51] shǐ wèi shǐ qì yǒng rǎo liáng
[02:09.37] dà jiā hǎo
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