Merry F**king Christmas - Album Version

歌曲 Merry F**king Christmas - Album Version
歌手 Mr. Garrison
歌手 The 3rd Grade Teacher
专辑 Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics

歌词

[00:00.870] ChristmasIn the silly
[00:02.610] Middle East
[00:04.160] No trees, no snow, no
[00:05.400] Santa Claus
[00:06.430] They have different religious beliefs
[00:08.520] They believe in
[00:09.570] MuhammadAnd not in our holiday
[00:11.800] And so every
[00:13.600] DecemberI go to the
[00:14.840] Middle East and say
[00:19.380] Hey there,
[00:19.940] Mr. Muslim
[00:20.720] Merry fuckin'
[00:21.560] ChristmasPut down that book, '
[00:22.930] The Koran'
[00:23.760] And hear some holiday wishes
[00:27.120] In case you haven't noticed
[00:27.890] It's Jesus'
[00:29.110] BirthdaySo get off your heathen
[00:30.990] Muslim Ass
[00:31.920] And fuckin' celebrate
[00:35.670] There is no holiday season
[00:37.530] In India,
[00:38.380] I've heard
[00:39.410] They don't hang up their stockings
[00:40.930] And that is just absurd
[00:43.020] They've never read a
[00:44.080] Christmas story
[00:44.860] They don't know what
[00:45.740] Rudolph is about
[00:46.640] And that's why in
[00:47.980] DecemberI'll go to
[00:49.010] India and shout
[00:53.240] Hey there,
[00:53.690] Mr. Hinduist
[00:54.440] Merry fuckin'
[00:55.480] ChristmasDrink egg nog, and eat some beef
[00:57.680] And pass it to the
[00:58.820] MissusIn case you haven't noticed
[01:02.320] It's Jesus's
[01:02.990] BirthdaySo get off your heathen
[01:04.640] Hindu assAnd fuckin' celebrate
[01:09.300] Now I heard that in
[01:10.590] JapanEveryone just lives in sin
[01:12.540] They pray to several
[01:14.030] GodsAnd put needles in their skin
[01:15.930] On December twenty-fifth
[01:17.730] All they do is eat a cake
[01:19.380] And that is why
[01:20.140] I'll go to
[01:21.050] JapanAnd walk around and say
[01:26.290] Hey there,
[01:26.790] Mr. Shintoist
[01:27.320] Merry fuckin'
[01:27.820] ChristmasGod is gonna kick your ass
[01:29.730] You infidelic pagan scum
[01:31.540] In case you haven't noticed
[01:34.780] There's festive things to do
[01:36.110] So let's all rejoice for
[01:37.360] JesusAnd Merry fuckin'
[01:37.990] Christmas to you
[01:41.590] On Christmas
[01:42.490] Day, I travel 'round the world and say
[01:46.950] Taoists, Krishna's,
[01:47.580] Buddhists and all you atheists too
[01:48.450] Merry fuckin'
[01:51.420] Christmas to you
[01:59.490] Thank you,
[02:00.110] Mr. Hat

歌词大意

[00:00.870] wèi shī tīng shuō
[00:02.610] shǎ quē zhōng dōng méi yǒu shēng dàn jié
[00:04.160] méi yǒu shù méi yǒu xuě
[00:05.400] yě méi yǒu shēng dàn lǎo rén
[00:06.430] yīn wèi tā men xìn yǎng bù yí yàng
[00:08.520] tā men zhǐ xìn
[00:09.570] mù ěr hā mō de ér qiě bù guò wǒ men de jié
[00:11.800] suǒ yǐ
[00:13.600] měi gè dōng tiān wèi shī dōu yào qù
[00:14.840] zhōng dōng rán hòu duì tā men shì wú ó shuō
[00:19.380] hēi ní mǎ
[00:19.940] mù ěr sǐ lín xiān sēn
[00:20.720] zhù ní mǎ
[00:21.560] shēng dàn jié kuài lè
[00:22.930] bǎ nǐ de gǔ lán jīng fàng xià
[00:23.760] tīng tīng wèi shī de jié rì zhù fú
[00:27.120] nán dào nǐ bù xiǎo de
[00:27.890] jīn tiān shì yè sū de
[00:29.110] shēng rì
[00:30.990] suǒ yǐ kuài gǔn nǐ de yì jiào tú de dàn
[00:31.920] qù ní mǎ jiā qìng zhù qìng zhù
[00:35.670] zài yìn dù nà guǐ dì fāng
[00:37.530] méi yǒu hán jià
[00:38.380] wǒ tīng shuō de
[00:39.410] tā men bù bǎ wà zi guà qiáng shàng
[00:40.930] zhè jiǎn zhí shì chě dàn
[00:43.020] tā men cóng lái bù kàn
[00:44.080] shēng dàn gù shì
[00:44.860] tā men bù xiǎo de
[00:45.740] lǔ dào fū shì nǎ gēn diào
[00:46.640] suǒ yǐ měi gè dōng tiān
[00:47.980] wèi shī dōu yào qù
[00:49.010] yìn dù hǒu yī sǎng zá
[00:53.240] hēi ní mǎ
[00:53.690] yìn dù ā sān
[00:54.440] zhù nǐ zǔ zōng shí bā dài shēng dàn kuài lè
[00:55.480] hē xiē dàn dàn jiǔ chī xiē niú pái pái
[00:57.680] gěi nǐ lǎo pó yě lái xiē
[00:58.820] nán dào nǐ bù xiǎo de
[01:02.320] jīn tiān shì yè sū de shēng rì
[01:02.990] suǒ yǐ kuài gǔn nǐ de yì jiào tú de dàn
[01:04.640] qù ní mǎ jiā qìng zhù qìng zhù
[01:09.300] wèi shī hái tīng shuō
[01:10.590] rì běn rén dōu shēng huó zài zuì è zhōng
[01:12.540] tā men xiàng jǐ gè lǎo sī jī qí dǎo
[01:14.030] bǎ zhēn wǎng shēn shàng zhā
[01:15.930] měi nián shēng dàn jié
[01:17.730] tā men zhǐ shì hé dàn gāo kǒu X
[01:19.380] zhè jiù shì wèi máo
[01:20.140] wǒ yào qù rì běn
[01:21.050] zǒu yī zǒu rán hòu shì wú ó shuō
[01:26.290] hēi ní mǎ
[01:26.790] xìn shén dào de
[01:27.320] zhù nǐ zǔ zōng shí bā dài shēng dàn kuài lè
[01:27.820] shàng dì zhèng yào lái gāng nǐ
[01:29.730] nǐ gè bái chī yì jiào tú
[01:31.540] nán dào nǐ bù zhī dào
[01:34.780] wǒ men yǒu yī dà duī shì yào qìng zhù
[01:36.110] lái gěi yè sū qìng shēng rán hòu
[01:37.360] zhù nǐ zǔ zōng shí bā dài
[01:37.990] quán jiā dōu shēng dàn kuài lè
[01:41.590] shēng dàn jié de nà yì tiān
[01:42.490] wèi shī huán yóu shì jiè rán hòu shì wú ó shuō
[01:46.950] dào shì niú bí zi kuí shī nà xìn tú
[01:47.580] nǐ men zhèi xiē yì jiào tú
[01:48.450] zhù nǐ zǔ zōng shí bā dài
[01:51.420] quán jiā dōu shēng dàn kuài lè
[01:59.490] gǔ zhǎng
[02:00.110] xiè xiè nǐ mào zi xiān shēng