| 歌曲 | The Most Offensive Song Ever - Album Version |
| 歌手 | Kenny McCormick |
| 歌手 | Mr. Hankey |
| 专辑 | Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics |
| [00:03.61] | Howdy Ho |
| [00:05.80] | The Virgin Mary was sleeping |
| [00:08.70] | When Angel Gabriel appeared |
| [00:11.21] | He said, "You are to be the virgin mother." |
| [00:14.04] | and Mary thought that was weird. |
| [00:17.01] | Mary said, "I'm not a virgin. |
| [00:19.60] | I blew a guy last year." |
| [00:22.76] | But then Gabriel said to Mary, |
| [00:25.37] | "My child, have no fear." |
| [00:27.45] | Cause, you can suck all the dick you want |
| [00:30.00] | and still be a virgin, Mary. |
| [00:33.96] | You can suck all the dick you want |
| [00:35.87] | and still not be considered flawed. |
| [00:39.24] | Although you went to town and sucked some semen down |
| [00:44.15] | You're still a virgin in the eyes of God. |
| [00:50.67] | There was no room at the inn |
| [00:52.77] | When Mary and Joseph did arrive. |
| [00:55.50] | But they were so very tired, you see, |
| [00:57.96] | And Mary had to offer a bribe. |
| [01:01.16] | Since she had no money, |
| [01:03.90] | How would she pay for a place to sleep? |
| [01:06.49] | Gabriel appeared to Mary |
| [01:09.12] | And told her not to weep. |
| [01:11.27] | 'Cause you can suck all the dick you want |
| [01:14.12] | and still be a virgin, Mary. |
| [01:17.63] | You can suck all the dick you want |
| [01:19.50] | and still be the mother of Christ. |
| [01:22.80] | If there's no room at the inn, |
| [01:25.36] | then it's not considered a sin |
| [01:28.08] | so suck my dick and get the fuck away!(laughs) |
| [01:33.17] | Then, three wise men did appear |
| [01:36.86] | Bearing gifts of myrrh and such |
| [01:39.80] | They said that they had followed a star |
| [01:42.56] | And missed a woman's touch |
| [01:45.94] | Mary thought she might pleasure them |
| [01:48.24] | But could not take them to bed. |
| [01:51.63] | But again, Gabriel appeared to her |
| [01:54.82] | And this is what he said: |
| [01:56.94] | "You can suck all the dick you want, |
| [01:59.85] | and still be a virgin, Mary." |
| [02:03.16] | You can suck all the dick you want |
| [02:05.31] | Every one in the nation. |
| [02:08.25] | Fellatio ain't no sin. |
| [02:10.85] | Go on and blow those Three Wise Men |
| [02:13.41] | And you'll still be a virgin 'cause there was no penetration! |
| [02:18.79] | You can suck all the dick you want |
| [02:20.71] | and still be a virgin, Mary. |
| [02:23.30] | The donkey and the ox and the lambs |
| [02:26.46] | And even the little drummer boy |
| [02:29.35] | folks will remember your name quick. |
| [02:31.73] | They'll say "Damn, that bitch could suck a dick!" |
| [02:34.74] | 'Cause sucking dick brings peace on Earth and joy. |
| [02:39.68] | 'Cause sucking dick brings peace on Earth and joy.(you can suck my balls) |
| [02:52.31] |
| [00:03.61] | qiáo zhè lǐ! |
| [00:05.80] | dàng tiān shǐ jiā bǎi lì chū xiàn shí |
| [00:08.70] | shèng mǔ mǎ lì yà zhèng zài chén shuì |
| [00:11.21] | tā shuō, nǐ jiāng chéng wéi yī wèi mǔ qīn |
| [00:14.04] | mǎ lì jué de yǒu xiē qī qiāo |
| [00:17.01] | mǎ lì shuō," wǒ bú shì āi, |
| [00:19.60] | qù nián wǒ gěi yí gè nán de chuī xiāo le" |
| [00:22.76] | dàn shì jiā bǎi lì duì mǎ lì shuō |
| [00:25.37] | " wǒ de hái zi, wú yōng hài pà, |
| [00:27.45] | yīn wèi bù guǎn nǐ tiǎn le duō shǎo bàng bàng táng |
| [00:30.00] | nǐ hái shì yí gè |
| [00:33.96] | bù guǎn nǐ tiǎn le duō shǎo bàng bàng táng |
| [00:35.87] | yě bù rèn wéi nǐ fàn le cuò |
| [00:39.24] | bù guǎn nǐ qù zhèn shàng tūn xià le duō shǎo suān nǎi |
| [00:44.15] | zài shàng dì yǎn zhōng nǐ yī rán chún jié" |
| [00:50.67] | mǎ lì hé yuē sè lái de shí hòu |
| [00:52.77] | lǚ guǎn lǐ méi yǒu fáng jiān |
| [00:55.50] | dàn nǐ xiǎng a, tā men tài lèi le |
| [00:57.96] | mǎ lì zhǐ néng tí chū gěi diǎn hǎo chù |
| [01:01.16] | yīn wèi tā méi yǒu qián |
| [01:03.90] | tā yòng shén me lái huàn qǔ yè lǐ qī shēn de dì fāng |
| [01:06.49] | jiā bǎi lì zài mǎ lì miàn qián xiàn shēn |
| [01:09.12] | ràng tā bú yào kū qì |
| [01:11.27] | " yīn wèi bù guǎn tiǎn le duō shǎo bàng bàng táng |
| [01:14.12] | nǐ hái shì yí gè |
| [01:17.63] | bù guǎn tiǎn le duō shǎo bàng bàng táng |
| [01:19.50] | nǐ yī rán kě yǐ zuò yē sū de mǔ qīn |
| [01:22.80] | rú guǒ lǚ guǎn lǐ méi yǒu fáng jiān le |
| [01:25.36] | tiǎn bàng bàng táng jiù bú huì bèi kàn zuò shì zuì guò" |
| [01:28.08] | lái, tiǎn wán gǔn yuǎn diǎn |
| [01:33.17] | rán hòu chū xiàn le sān ge zhì zhě |
| [01:36.86] | dài zhe mò yào zhī lèi de |
| [01:39.80] | tā men shuō tā men gēn zhe yī kē xīng xīng lái dào zhè lǐ |
| [01:42.56] | xiǎng niàn yí gè nǚ rén de shuāng shǒu |
| [01:45.94] | mǎ lì shuō tā yě xǔ kě yǐ qǔ yuè tā men |
| [01:48.24] | dàn bù néng shàng chuáng |
| [01:51.63] | dàn shì jiā bǎi lì yòu lái le |
| [01:54.82] | tā zhè yàng shuō: |
| [01:56.94] | " bù guǎn tiǎn le duō shǎo bàng bàng táng |
| [01:59.85] | nǐ hái shì yí gè |
| [02:03.16] | nǐ kě yǐ tiǎn suǒ yǒu nǐ ài de bàng bàng táng" |
| [02:05.31] | zhè gè de měi yí ge rén a |
| [02:08.25] | kǒu bìng bú shì zuì guò |
| [02:10.85] | lái gěi sān wèi shèng zhě chuī yī chuī |
| [02:13.41] | nǐ yī rán chún jié, yīn wèi bìng méi yǒu chā sāi zi |
| [02:18.79] | bù guǎn tiǎn le duō shǎo bàng bàng táng |
| [02:20.71] | nǐ hái shì yí gè, mǎ lì |
| [02:23.30] | lǘ zǐ, gōng niú hé yáng gāo |
| [02:26.46] | shèn zhì shì xiǎo gǔ shǒu |
| [02:29.35] | mín yáo hěn kuài jiù yào jì lù xià nǐ de míng zì |
| [02:31.73] | tā men huì shuō, cāo, zhè gè biǎo chí hái huì zhè yī shǒu |
| [02:34.74] | yīn wèi tiǎn bàng bàng táng dài lái le shì jiè hé píng hé huān lè |
| [02:39.68] | yīn wèi tiǎn bàng bàng táng dài lái le shì jiè hé píng hé huān lè |