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Who, when you win Will always give your back a pat |
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What, in all in heaven, Can have prompted her to go? |
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After such a triumph at the ball? |
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What could have depressed her? What could have possessed her? |
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l cannot understand The wretch at all |
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Women are irrational That's all there is to that |
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Their heads are full of cotton Hay and rags |
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They're nothing but exasperating lrritating, vacillating |
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Calculating, agitating, maddening And infuriating hags |
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(P:Of course not. |
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Pickering, |
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why can't a woman be more like a man? |
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(P:l beg your pardon? |
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Yes, why can't a woman Be more like a man? |
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Men are so honest So thoroughly square |
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Eternally noble, historically fair |
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Well, why can't a woman Be like that? |
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Why does everyone Do what the others do? |
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Can't a woman learn To use her head? |
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Why do they do everything Their mothers do? |
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Why don't they grow up Well, like their father instead? |
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Why can't a woman Take after a man? |
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Men are so pleasant So easy to please |
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Whenever you're with them You're always at ease |
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Would you be slighted lf I didn't speak for hours? |
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Would you be livid lf l had a drink or two? |
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(P: Nonsense. |
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Would you be wounded lf I never sent you flowers? |
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(P:Never. |
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Well, why can't a woman Be like you? |
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One man in a million May shout a bit100 |
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Now and then There's one with slight defects |
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One, perhaps, whose truthfulness You doubt a bit |
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But by and large We are a marvelous *** |
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Why can't a woman Take after a man? |
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Because men are so friendly Good-natured and kind |
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A better companion You never will find |
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lf l were hours late for dinner Would you bellow? |
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(P:Of course not. |
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lf I forgot your silly birthday Would you fuss? |
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(P:Nonsense. |
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Would you complain lf l took out another fellow? |
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(P:Never. |
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Well, why can't a woman Be like us? |
| [02:35.00] |
Why can't a woman Be more like a man? |
| [02:39.70] |
Men are so decent Such regular chaps |
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Ready to help you Through any mishaps |
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Ready to buck you up Whenever you are glum |
| [02:48.95] |
Why can't a woman be a chum? |
| [02:53.40] |
Why is thinking Something women never do? |
| [02:56.50] |
Why is logic never even tried? |
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Straightening up their hair Is all they ever do |
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Why don't they straighten up The mess that's inside? |
| [03:06.00] |
Why can't a woman Behave like a man? |
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lf l was a woman Who'd been to a ball |
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Been hailed as a princess By one and by all |
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Would l start weeping Like a bathtub overflowing? |
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Or carry on As if my home were in a tree? |
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Would l run off And never tell me where l'm going? |
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Why can't a woman be like me? |
