Master Of The House

Master Of The House 歌词

歌曲 Master Of The House
歌手 Sacha Baron Cohen
歌手 Cast
歌手 Helena Bonham Carter
专辑 Les Misérables: Highlights From The Motion Picture Soundtrack
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[00:00.76] Sacha Baron Cohen - Master Of The House
[00:05.94] My band of soaks
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[00:09.43] My den of dissolutes
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[00:13.30] My dirty jokes my always **** as newts.
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[00:22.21] My sons of whores
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[00:28.73] Spent their lives in my inn
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[00:36.17] Homing pigeons homing in
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[00:40.35] Then fly through my doors
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[00:47.58] And I * down on all faults
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[00:53.21] Welcome m'sieur
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[00:54.85] Sit yourself down
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[00:56.55] And meet the best
[00:58.18] Innkeeper in town
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[01:01.88] As for the rest
[01:03.27] All of 'em crooks
[01:05.01] Rooking their guests
[01:06.76] And cooking the books
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[01:10.69] Seldom do you see
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[01:14.43] Honest men like me
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[01:17.38] A gent of good intent
[01:20.43] Who's content to be
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[01:24.43] Master of the house
[01:25.74] Doling out the charm
[01:26.98] Ready with a handshake
[01:28.23] And an open palm
[01:29.87] Tells a saucy tale
[01:31.37] Makes a little stir
[01:32.76] Customers appreciate a bon-viveur
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[01:35.77] Glad to do a friend a favor
[01:38.59] Doesn't cost me to be nice
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[01:41.52] But nothing gets you nothing
[01:43.15] Everything has got a little price!
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[01:47.56] Master of the house
[01:48.87] Keeper of the zoo
[01:50.31] Ready to relieve 'em
[01:51.67] Of a sou or two
[01:53.16] Watering the wine
[01:54.47] Making up the weight
[01:55.97] Pickin' up their knick-knacks
[01:57.41] When they can't see straight
[01:59.03] Everybody loves a landlord
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[02:01.73] Everybody's buxom friend
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[02:04.54] I do whatever pleases
[02:05.97] Jesus! won't i bleed 'em in the end!
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[02:09.09] Master of the house
[02:10.15] Quick to catch yer eye
[02:11.59] Never wants a passerby
[02:12.40] To pass him by
[02:14.52] Servant to the poor
[02:15.89] Butler to the great
[02:17.27] Comforter philosopher
[02:18.39] And lifelong mate!
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[02:20.27] Everybody's boon companion
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[02:22.95] Everybody's chaperone
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[02:25.82] But lock up your valises
[02:27.44] Jesus! won't i skin you to the bone!
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[02:30.63] Food beyond compare
[02:31.82] Food beyond belief
[02:33.25] Mix it in a mincer
[02:34.68] And pretend it's beef
[02:36.21] Kidney of a horse
[02:37.72] Liver of a cat
[02:39.09] Filling up the sausages
[02:40.42] With this and that
[02:41.60] Residents are more than welcome
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[02:44.74] Bridal suite is occupied
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[02:47.69] Reasonable charges
[02:49.14] Plus some little extras on the side!
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[02:53.65] Charge 'em for the lice
[02:54.97] Extra for the mice
[02:56.35] Two percent for looking in the mirror twice
[02:59.17] Here a little slice
[03:00.67] There a little cut
[03:01.42] Three percent for sleeping with the window shut
[03:05.16] When it comes to fixing prices
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[03:07.91] There are a lot of tricks he knows
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[03:10.84] How it all increases
[03:12.52] All those bits and pieces
[03:13.77] Jesus! it's amazing how it grows!
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[03:26.59] I used to dream
[03:27.96] That i would meet a prince
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[03:31.14] But god almighty
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[03:34.13] Have you seen what's happened since?
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[03:38.86] Master of the house?
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[03:41.52] Isn't worth me spit!
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[03:43.90] 'comforter philosopher'
[03:46.33] - and lifelong ****!
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[03:49.20] Cunning little brain
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[03:51.45] Regular voltaire
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[03:54.13] Thinks he's quite a lover
[03:56.56] But there's not much there
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[03:59.56] What a cruel trick of nature
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[04:03.30] Landed me with such a louse
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[04:06.86] God knows how i've lasted
[04:07.63] Living with this **** in the house!
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[04:11.70] Master of the house!
[04:12.76] Master and a half!
[04:14.07] Comforter philosopher
[04:15.75] Ah don't make me laugh!
[04:17.00] Servant to the poor
[04:18.74] Butler to the great
[04:19.62] Hypocrite and toady
[04:20.92] And inebriate!
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[04:23.11] Everybody bless the landlord!
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[04:25.73] Everybody bless his spouse!
[04:28.54] Everybody raise a glass
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[04:31.43] Raise it up the master's ****
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[04:34.81] Everybody raise a glass to the master of the house!
Master Of The House 歌词
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