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Wot |
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When I woke up this morning I was feelin' fine |
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But this cat starts banging man what a swine. |
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So I called reception but to no avail |
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That's why I'm telling you this sorry tale. |
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I went bang - I said shut up, |
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I went bang - I said rap up. |
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Well I'm aware that the guy must do his work |
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But the piledriver man drove me berserk. |
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He said captain, I said wot, |
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He said captain, I said wot, |
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He said captain, I said wot, |
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He said captain, I said wot d'ya want |
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Once a lifetime, twice a day |
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If you don't work you get no pay. |
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I been to the east, I been to the west, |
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But the girls I like best are the ones undressed. |
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Well, hello Adam, where you been? |
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I said a'stand aside 'cause I'm feelin' mean, |
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I've had a gutful of you and I'm feelin' bad |
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'Cause you're an ugly old pirate and ain't I glad. |
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He said captain, I said wot, ... |
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He said captain, I said wot, ... |