[00:11.70] | 即刻开始听真啲 |
[00:13.260] | 农夫两个MC死咗嘅事 |
[00:15.780] | 佢哋泉下有知 讲几只字 |
[00:18.270] | 喺娱乐圈你死你事 |
[00:20.820] | 以前边有人识得农夫系乜 |
[00:23.470] | 但系有人识噏 农夫系得 |
[00:26.20] | 今日我卖得 |
[00:26.960] | 你又话我变质 |
[00:28.340] | 我唔讲得太露骨 |
[00:29.470] | 我怕从此绝笔 |
[00:30.920] | 得得得 驶乜咁多原则 |
[00:32.250] | 最紧要咪乱噏 |
[00:33.390] | 叫我做乜就做乜 |
[00:34.510] | 直到导演嗌cut |
[00:35.830] | 做小丑又得 |
[00:36.810] | 唔怕一万唔怕万一 |
[00:38.110] | 话我肉酸 又话我核突 |
[00:41.20] | 但系呢个系事实 |
[00:42.220] | 我高过你 我人工高过你 |
[00:44.100] | 我去拍戏等十几粒钟等到懵 |
[00:47.90] | 拍十几分钟 |
[00:48.100] | 最後成条片都冇用 |
[00:49.270] | 轻轻松松收工 |
[00:50.520] | 你点会轻轻松松得过我 |
[00:52.970] | 我写过好多广告歌 |
[00:55.500] | 顺顺利利起货 |
[00:56.660] | 又话写得唔错 |
[00:57.910] | 仲可以plug埋plug埋 |
[00:59.460] | 当一首新歌 |
[01:00.760] | 你写广告歌你不如拍广告 |
[01:03.150] | 啲广告商爽到冇乜嘢畀我做 |
[01:05.770] | 冇排过舞 又话我跳到 |
[01:08.250] | 只需要笑到好似烧坏脑 |
[01:10.740] | 到你发现其实你惯晒 |
[01:12.910] | 入娱乐界当你货物卖 |
[01:15.170] | 你积埋积埋觉得冇古怪 |
[01:18.240] | 即时certify |
[01:19.830] | |
[01:21.60] | 即刻开始听真啲 |
[01:22.950] | 农夫两个MC死咗嘅事 |
[01:25.390] | 佢哋泉下有知 讲几只字 |
[01:27.840] | 喺娱乐圈你死你事 |
[01:30.360] | 即刻开始听真啲 |
[01:32.830] | 农夫两个MC死咗嘅事 |
[01:35.330] | 佢哋泉下有知 讲几只字 |
[01:37.880] | 喺娱乐圈你死你事 |
[01:40.0] | |
[01:40.680] | 继续继续 |
[01:41.390] | 最好做音乐节目 |
[01:42.670] | 唱半首歌系直播 |
[01:43.950] | 唔驶再录 |
[01:44.860] | 冇错 唱错歌词都唔驶NG |
[01:46.410] | 走音又冇人知 |
[01:47.770] | 点解呀 我啲歌都无key |
[01:50.220] | 做商场show咪仲好 |
[01:51.450] | 嗰度鬼杀咁嘈 |
[01:52.570] | 有时我一句都冇唱到 |
[01:53.830] | 佢哋都完全听唔到 |
[01:55.259] | 做大学show咪仲过瘾 |
[01:56.190] | 一出场佢哋就兴奋 |
[01:57.630] | 有时我谂大学生可能从来无见过人 |
[02:00.170] | 哇 咁你要返上去行吓 |
[02:03.10] | 吓 我都唔识唱普通话 |
[02:05.180] | 唔驶架 只要你郁一郁咋 |
[02:07.580] | 佢哋就「哗」 |
[02:08.870] | 直头变咗刘华 |
[02:10.280] | 系 如果要计出埠做嘢最盏鬼 |
[02:13.30] | 出出入入都系头等机位 |
[02:15.140] | 咁又系 |
[02:15.910] | 间酒店房装得落我间屋咁滞 |
[02:17.950] | 我谂过住足一世 |
[02:19.10] | 以后都唔返嚟 |
[02:20.170] | 到你发现其实你惯晒 |
[02:22.470] | 入娱乐界当你货物卖 |
[02:25.100] | 你积埋积埋觉得冇古怪 |
[02:27.820] | 即时certify |
[02:29.230] | |
[02:30.200] | 即刻开始听真啲 |
[02:32.260] | 农夫两个MC死咗嘅事 |
[02:35.10] | 佢哋泉下有知 讲几只字 |
[02:37.410] | 喺娱乐圈你死你事 |
[02:40.200] | 即刻开始听真啲 |
[02:42.460] | 农夫两个MC死咗嘅事 |
[02:44.930] | 佢哋泉下有知 讲几只字 |
[02:47.400] | 喺娱乐圈你死你事 |
[02:49.840] | |
[02:50.460] | 去咗阴间 我都可以翻生 |
[02:52.480] | 帛金都悭返 咸鱼都可以反弹 |
[02:55.220] | 去咗阴间 我都可以翻生 |
[02:57.420] | 帛金都悭返 咸鱼都可以反弹 |
[02:59.920] | 去咗阴间 我都可以翻生 |
[03:02.410] | 帛金都悭返 咸鱼都可以反弹 |
[03:05.100] | 去咗阴间 我都可以翻生 |
[03:07.320] | 帛金都悭返 咸鱼都可以反弹 |
[03:09.890] |
[00:11.70] | ji ke kai shi ting zhen di |
[00:13.260] | nong fu liang ge MC si zuo kai shi |
[00:15.780] | qu die quan xia you zhi jiang ji zhi zi |
[00:18.270] | xi yu le quan ni si ni shi |
[00:20.820] | yi qian bian you ren shi de nong fu xi mie |
[00:23.470] | dan xi you ren shi xi nong fu xi de |
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[00:41.20] | dan xi ne ge xi shi shi |
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[00:49.270] | qing qing song song shou gong |
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[01:18.240] | ji shi certify |
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[01:21.60] | ji ke kai shi ting zhen di |
[01:22.950] | nong fu liang ge MC si zuo kai shi |
[01:25.390] | qu die quan xia you zhi jiang ji zhi zi |
[01:27.840] | xi yu le quan ni si ni shi |
[01:30.360] | ji ke kai shi ting zhen di |
[01:32.830] | nong fu liang ge MC si zuo kai shi |
[01:35.330] | qu die quan xia you zhi jiang ji zhi zi |
[01:37.880] | xi yu le quan ni si ni shi |
[01:40.0] | |
[01:40.680] | ji xu ji xu |
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[01:42.670] | chang ban shou ge xi zhi bo |
[01:43.950] | wu shi zai lu |
[01:44.860] | mao cuo chang cuo ge ci dou wu shi NG |
[01:46.410] | zou yin you mao ren zhi |
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[01:50.220] | zuo shang chang show mi zhong hao |
[01:51.450] | ge du gui sha han cao |
[01:52.570] | you shi wo yi ju dou mao chang dao |
[01:53.830] | qu die dou wan quan ting wu dao |
[01:55.259] | zuo da xue show mi zhong guo yin |
[01:56.190] | yi chu chang qu die jiu xing fen |
[01:57.630] | you shi wo shen da xue sheng ke neng cong lai wu jian guo ren |
[02:00.170] | wa han ni yao fan shang qu xing xia |
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[02:07.580] | qu die jiu hua |
[02:08.870] | zhi tou bian zuo liu hua |
[02:10.280] | xi ru guo yao ji chu bu zuo ye zui zhan gui |
[02:13.30] | chu chu ru ru dou xi tou deng ji wei |
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[02:17.950] | wo shen guo zhu zu yi shi |
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[02:20.170] | dao ni fa xian qi shi ni guan shai |
[02:22.470] | ru yu le jie dang ni huo wu mai |
[02:25.100] | ni ji mai ji mai jue de mao gu guai |
[02:27.820] | ji shi certify |
[02:29.230] | |
[02:30.200] | ji ke kai shi ting zhen di |
[02:32.260] | nong fu liang ge MC si zuo kai shi |
[02:35.10] | qu die quan xia you zhi jiang ji zhi zi |
[02:37.410] | xi yu le quan ni si ni shi |
[02:40.200] | ji ke kai shi ting zhen di |
[02:42.460] | nong fu liang ge MC si zuo kai shi |
[02:44.930] | qu die quan xia you zhi jiang ji zhi zi |
[02:47.400] | xi yu le quan ni si ni shi |
[02:49.840] | |
[02:50.460] | qu zuo yin jian wo dou ke yi fan sheng |
[02:52.480] | bo jin dou qian fan xian yu dou ke yi fan dan |
[02:55.220] | qu zuo yin jian wo dou ke yi fan sheng |
[02:57.420] | bo jin dou qian fan xian yu dou ke yi fan dan |
[02:59.920] | qu zuo yin jian wo dou ke yi fan sheng |
[03:02.410] | bo jin dou qian fan xian yu dou ke yi fan dan |
[03:05.100] | qu zuo yin jian wo dou ke yi fan sheng |
[03:07.320] | bo jin dou qian fan xian yu dou ke yi fan dan |
[03:09.890] |
[00:11.70] | jí kè kāi shǐ tīng zhēn dì |
[00:13.260] | nóng fū liǎng gè MC sǐ zuo kǎi shì |
[00:15.780] | qú diè quán xià yǒu zhī jiǎng jǐ zhī zì |
[00:18.270] | xì yú lè quān nǐ sǐ nǐ shì |
[00:20.820] | yǐ qián biān yǒu rén shí de nóng fū xì miē |
[00:23.470] | dàn xì yǒu rén shí xī nóng fū xì dé |
[00:26.20] | jīn rì wǒ mài dé |
[00:26.960] | nǐ yòu huà wǒ biàn zhì |
[00:28.340] | wǒ wú jiǎng dé tài lù gǔ |
[00:29.470] | wǒ pà cóng cǐ jué bǐ |
[00:30.920] | de de dé shǐ miē hán duō yuán zé |
[00:32.250] | zuì jǐn yào mī luàn xī |
[00:33.390] | jiào wǒ zuò miē jiù zuò miē |
[00:34.510] | zhí dào dǎo yǎn ài cut |
[00:35.830] | zuò xiǎo chǒu yòu dé |
[00:36.810] | wú pà yī wàn wú pà wàn yī |
[00:38.110] | huà wǒ ròu suān yòu huà wǒ hé tū |
[00:41.20] | dàn xì ne gè xì shì shí |
[00:42.220] | wǒ gāo guò nǐ wǒ rén gōng gāo guò nǐ |
[00:44.100] | wǒ qù pāi xì děng shí jǐ lì zhōng děng dào měng |
[00:47.90] | pāi shí jǐ fēn zhōng |
[00:48.100] | zuì hòu chéng tiáo piàn dōu mǎo yòng |
[00:49.270] | qīng qīng sōng sōng shōu gōng |
[00:50.520] | nǐ diǎn huì qīng qīng sōng sōng dé guò wǒ |
[00:52.970] | wǒ xiě guò hǎo duō guǎng gào gē |
[00:55.500] | shùn shùn lì lì qǐ huò |
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[01:03.150] | dì guǎng gào shāng shuǎng dào mǎo niè yě bì wǒ zuò |
[01:05.770] | mǎo pái guò wǔ yòu huà wǒ tiào dào |
[01:08.250] | zhǐ xū yào xiào dào hǎo sì shāo huài nǎo |
[01:10.740] | dào nǐ fā xiàn qí shí nǐ guàn shài |
[01:12.910] | rù yú lè jiè dāng nǐ huò wù mài |
[01:15.170] | nǐ jī mái jī mái jué de mǎo gǔ guài |
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[01:22.950] | nóng fū liǎng gè MC sǐ zuo kǎi shì |
[01:25.390] | qú diè quán xià yǒu zhī jiǎng jǐ zhī zì |
[01:27.840] | xì yú lè quān nǐ sǐ nǐ shì |
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[01:32.830] | nóng fū liǎng gè MC sǐ zuo kǎi shì |
[01:35.330] | qú diè quán xià yǒu zhī jiǎng jǐ zhī zì |
[01:37.880] | xì yú lè quān nǐ sǐ nǐ shì |
[01:40.0] | |
[01:40.680] | jì xù jì xù |
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[01:55.259] | zuò dà xué show mī zhòng guò yǐn |
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[01:57.630] | yǒu shí wǒ shěn dà xué shēng kě néng cóng lái wú jiàn guò rén |
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[02:25.100] | nǐ jī mái jī mái jué de mǎo gǔ guài |
[02:27.820] | jí shí certify |
[02:29.230] | |
[02:30.200] | jí kè kāi shǐ tīng zhēn dì |
[02:32.260] | nóng fū liǎng gè MC sǐ zuo kǎi shì |
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[02:37.410] | xì yú lè quān nǐ sǐ nǐ shì |
[02:40.200] | jí kè kāi shǐ tīng zhēn dì |
[02:42.460] | nóng fū liǎng gè MC sǐ zuo kǎi shì |
[02:44.930] | qú diè quán xià yǒu zhī jiǎng jǐ zhī zì |
[02:47.400] | xì yú lè quān nǐ sǐ nǐ shì |
[02:49.840] | |
[02:50.460] | qù zuo yīn jiān wǒ dōu kě yǐ fān shēng |
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