作曲 : 辽东笑笑生 | |
作词 : 辽东笑笑生 | |
今天老婆不在 留我逍遥自在, 翻身农奴把歌唱 | |
不用下楼买菜,没有洗碗苦差 觉得生活充满阳光, | |
打开电视看一看 欧洲足球联赛 | |
不用忍受韩剧这变态 冰冻啤酒开一开 | |
美味烧烤尝一尝 就连神仙看了也发呆 | |
啊~~~婚姻,是份甜蜜的苦差 有时也要歇一歇 | |
啊~~~老婆,你千万别急着回来 就算是你可怜我,好吗?! | |
趁着老婆不在 快把像册打开, 重温初恋情人的风采 | |
穿过时空隧道,回到中学时代 此时我的心跳也加快, | |
回想故事梗概 感受岁月无奈,引发无限感慨 老婆陪我平凡 | |
陪我吃糠咽菜 想想还是老婆最可爱 | |
啊~~~爱情,是份甜蜜的苦差, 要找合适的人来爱 | |
啊~~~老婆,从现在直到未来 我们永远不分开,好吗?!! | |
突然一个电话 老婆大人训话, | |
决定今晚就回来 立刻下楼买菜 | |
准备精美晚餐 乖乖等着老婆回来,乖乖等着老婆回来 |
zuo qu : liao dong xiao xiao sheng | |
zuo ci : liao dong xiao xiao sheng | |
jin tian lao po bu zai liu wo xiao yao zi zai, fan shen nong nu ba ge chang | |
bu yong xia lou mai cai, mei you xi wan ku chai jue de sheng huo chong man yang guang, | |
da kai dian shi kan yi kan ou zhou zu qiu lian sai | |
bu yong ren shou han ju zhe bian tai bing dong pi jiu kai yi kai | |
mei wei shao kao chang yi chang jiu lian shen xian kan le ye fa dai | |
a hun yin, shi fen tian mi de ku chai you shi ye yao xie yi xie | |
a lao po, ni qian wan bie ji zhe hui lai jiu suan shi ni ke lian wo, hao ma?! | |
chen zhe lao po bu zai kuai ba xiang ce da kai, chong wen chu lian qing ren de feng cai | |
chuan guo shi kong sui dao, hui dao zhong xue shi dai ci shi wo de xin tiao ye jia kuai, | |
hui xiang gu shi geng gai gan shou sui yue wu nai, yin fa wu xian gan kai lao po pei wo ping fan | |
pei wo chi kang yan cai xiang xiang hai shi lao po zui ke ai | |
a ai qing, shi fen tian mi de ku chai, yao zhao he shi de ren lai ai | |
a lao po, cong xian zai zhi dao wei lai wo men yong yuan bu fen kai, hao ma?!! | |
tu ran yi ge dian hua lao po da ren xun hua, | |
jue ding jin wan jiu hui lai li ke xia lou mai cai | |
zhun bei jing mei wan can guai guai deng zhe lao po hui lai, guai guai deng zhe lao po hui lai |
zuò qǔ : liáo dōng xiào xiào shēng | |
zuò cí : liáo dōng xiào xiào shēng | |
jīn tiān lǎo pó bù zài liú wǒ xiāo yáo zì zài, fān shēn nóng nú bǎ gē chàng | |
bù yòng xià lóu mǎi cài, méi yǒu xǐ wǎn kǔ chāi jué de shēng huó chōng mǎn yáng guāng, | |
dǎ kāi diàn shì kàn yī kàn ōu zhōu zú qiú lián sài | |
bù yòng rěn shòu hán jù zhè biàn tài bīng dòng pí jiǔ kāi yī kāi | |
měi wèi shāo kǎo cháng yī cháng jiù lián shén xiān kàn le yě fā dāi | |
a hūn yīn, shì fèn tián mì de kǔ chāi yǒu shí yě yào xiē yī xiē | |
a lǎo pó, nǐ qiān wàn bié jí zhe huí lái jiù suàn shì nǐ kě lián wǒ, hǎo ma?! | |
chèn zhe lǎo pó bù zài kuài bǎ xiàng cè dǎ kāi, chóng wēn chū liàn qíng rén de fēng cǎi | |
chuān guò shí kōng suì dào, huí dào zhōng xué shí dài cǐ shí wǒ de xīn tiào yě jiā kuài, | |
huí xiǎng gù shì gěng gài gǎn shòu suì yuè wú nài, yǐn fā wú xiàn gǎn kǎi lǎo pó péi wǒ píng fán | |
péi wǒ chī kāng yàn cài xiǎng xiǎng hái shì lǎo pó zuì kě ài | |
a ài qíng, shì fèn tián mì de kǔ chāi, yào zhǎo hé shì de rén lái ài | |
a lǎo pó, cóng xiàn zài zhí dào wèi lái wǒ men yǒng yuǎn bù fēn kāi, hǎo ma?!! | |
tū rán yí gè diàn huà lǎo pó dà rén xùn huà, | |
jué dìng jīn wǎn jiù huí lái lì kè xià lóu mǎi cài | |
zhǔn bèi jīng měi wǎn cān guāi guāi děng zhe lǎo pó huí lái, guāi guāi děng zhe lǎo pó huí lái |