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歌曲 冷笑话
歌手 薛凯琪
专辑 冷笑话 (Fiona Music Book + CD Single)
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[00:00.00] 作曲 : Randy Chow/徐浩/苏耀宗@the Island
[00:00.666] 作词 : 黄伟文
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[00:21.120] 努力地 讲句笑 空气冷掉
[00:28.210] 何以尚在 搞笑的 未觉心焦
[00:35.040] 这个节目不可少 如果个个被挫败掉
[00:40.690] 人人怕受辱 才太自律 不愿再讲笑
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[00:49.110] 犹像这屋里这二人 有一个总要牺牲格调
[00:56.220] 胡乱说话等这块冰渐溶掉
[01:02.130] 其实单恋也这样 就算被当做低级搞笑
[01:10.120] 那亦胜於未试过就全场静了
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[01:15.500] 就这麽 一直试 多麽不好笑 一早已知
[01:24.010] 然而让我主动过 即使失手 也应得敬意
[01:30.930] 诚恳即使显得 有点讽刺
[01:35.060] 仍不会转换我台词
[01:38.400] 顽强若叫人发指 亦决不休止
[01:45.390] 亦决不羞耻 回收这心意
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[01:53.840] 对石像 讲句笑 它会碎掉
[02:00.350] 难怪热烈 给世间 视作骚扰
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[02:07.510] 还是想给你慰寞寥 纵使给果我知不太妙
[02:14.390] 还是有权供你去 鄙视炫耀
[02:20.880] 其实单恋也这样 就算是对象 不肯心照
[02:28.000] 美在这出坏透趣剧仍然售票
[02:33.010]
[02:33.700] 就这麽 一直试 多麽不好笑 一早已知
[02:42.080] 然而让我主动过 即使失手 也应得敬意
[02:48.960] 诚恳即使显得 有点讽刺
[02:53.230] 仍不会转换我台词
[02:56.690] 顽强若叫人发指 亦决不休止
[03:02.120] 亦决不羞耻 回收这心意
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[03:27.620] 人家羞於启齿 我不介意
[03:31.770] 人不理我就当自娱
[03:34.960] 沉迷若叫人发指 亦决不休止
[03:44.320] 亦决不羞耻 回收这心意
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[03:53.180] 谁人让我冲动过
[03:58.550] 归於冰点 也只好满意
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[00:00.00] zuo qu : Randy Chow xu hao su yao zong the Island
[00:00.666] zuo ci : huang wei wen
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[00:21.120] nu li di jiang ju xiao kong qi leng diao
[00:28.210] he yi shang zai gao xiao de wei jue xin jiao
[00:35.040] zhe ge jie mu bu ke shao ru guo ge ge bei cuo bai diao
[00:40.690] ren ren pa shou ru cai tai zi lv bu yuan zai jiang xiao
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[00:49.110] you xiang zhe wu li zhe er ren you yi ge zong yao xi sheng ge diao
[00:56.220] hu luan shuo hua deng zhe kuai bing jian rong diao
[01:02.130] qi shi dan lian ye zhe yang jiu suan bei dang zuo di ji gao xiao
[01:10.120] na yi sheng yu wei shi guo jiu quan chang jing le
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[01:15.500] jiu zhe me yi zhi shi duo mo bu hao xiao yi zao yi zhi
[01:24.010] ran er rang wo zhu dong guo ji shi shi shou ye ying de jing yi
[01:30.930] cheng ken ji shi xian de you dian feng ci
[01:35.060] reng bu hui zhuan huan wo tai ci
[01:38.400] wan qiang ruo jiao ren fa zhi yi jue bu xiu zhi
[01:45.390] yi jue bu xiu chi hui shou zhe xin yi
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[01:53.840] dui shi xiang jiang ju xiao ta hui sui diao
[02:00.350] nan guai re lie gei shi jian shi zuo sao rao
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[02:07.510] hai shi xiang gei ni wei mo liao zong shi gei guo wo zhi bu tai miao
[02:14.390] hai shi you quan gong ni qu bi shi xuan yao
[02:20.880] qi shi dan lian ye zhe yang jiu suan shi dui xiang bu ken xin zhao
[02:28.000] mei zai zhe chu huai tou qu ju reng ran shou piao
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[02:33.700] jiu zhe me yi zhi shi duo mo bu hao xiao yi zao yi zhi
[02:42.080] ran er rang wo zhu dong guo ji shi shi shou ye ying de jing yi
[02:48.960] cheng ken ji shi xian de you dian feng ci
[02:53.230] reng bu hui zhuan huan wo tai ci
[02:56.690] wan qiang ruo jiao ren fa zhi yi jue bu xiu zhi
[03:02.120] yi jue bu xiu chi hui shou zhe xin yi
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[03:27.620] ren jia xiu yu qi chi wo bu jie yi
[03:31.770] ren bu li wo jiu dang zi yu
[03:34.960] chen mi ruo jiao ren fa zhi yi jue bu xiu zhi
[03:44.320] yi jue bu xiu chi hui shou zhe xin yi
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[03:53.180] shui ren rang wo chong dong guo
[03:58.550] gui yu bing dian ye zhi hao man yi
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[00:00.00] zuò qǔ : Randy Chow xú hào sū yào zōng the Island
[00:00.666] zuò cí : huáng wěi wén
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[00:21.120] nǔ lì dì jiǎng jù xiào kōng qì lěng diào
[00:28.210] hé yǐ shàng zài gǎo xiào de wèi jué xīn jiāo
[00:35.040] zhè gè jié mù bù kě shǎo rú guǒ gè gè bèi cuò bài diào
[00:40.690] rén rén pà shòu rǔ cái tài zì lǜ bù yuàn zài jiǎng xiào
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[00:49.110] yóu xiàng zhè wū lǐ zhè èr rén yǒu yí gè zǒng yào xī shēng gé diào
[00:56.220] hú luàn shuō huà děng zhè kuài bīng jiàn róng diào
[01:02.130] qí shí dān liàn yě zhè yàng jiù suàn bèi dàng zuò dī jí gǎo xiào
[01:10.120] nà yì shèng yú wèi shì guò jiù quán chǎng jìng le
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[01:15.500] jiù zhè me yī zhí shì duō mó bù hǎo xiào yī zǎo yǐ zhī
[01:24.010] rán ér ràng wǒ zhǔ dòng guò jí shǐ shī shǒu yě yīng de jìng yì
[01:30.930] chéng kěn jí shǐ xiǎn de yǒu diǎn fěng cì
[01:35.060] réng bú huì zhuǎn huàn wǒ tái cí
[01:38.400] wán qiáng ruò jiào rén fà zhǐ yì jué bù xiū zhǐ
[01:45.390] yì jué bù xiū chǐ huí shōu zhè xīn yì
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[01:53.840] duì shí xiàng jiǎng jù xiào tā huì suì diào
[02:00.350] nán guài rè liè gěi shì jiān shì zuò sāo rǎo
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[02:07.510] hái shì xiǎng gěi nǐ wèi mò liáo zòng shǐ gěi guǒ wǒ zhī bù tài miào
[02:14.390] hái shì yǒu quán gōng nǐ qù bǐ shì xuàn yào
[02:20.880] qí shí dān liàn yě zhè yàng jiù suàn shì duì xiàng bù kěn xīn zhào
[02:28.000] měi zài zhè chū huài tòu qù jù réng rán shòu piào
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[02:33.700] jiù zhè me yī zhí shì duō mó bù hǎo xiào yī zǎo yǐ zhī
[02:42.080] rán ér ràng wǒ zhǔ dòng guò jí shǐ shī shǒu yě yīng de jìng yì
[02:48.960] chéng kěn jí shǐ xiǎn de yǒu diǎn fěng cì
[02:53.230] réng bú huì zhuǎn huàn wǒ tái cí
[02:56.690] wán qiáng ruò jiào rén fà zhǐ yì jué bù xiū zhǐ
[03:02.120] yì jué bù xiū chǐ huí shōu zhè xīn yì
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[03:27.620] rén jiā xiū yú qǐ chǐ wǒ bù jiè yì
[03:31.770] rén bù lǐ wǒ jiù dāng zì yú
[03:34.960] chén mí ruò jiào rén fà zhǐ yì jué bù xiū zhǐ
[03:44.320] yì jué bù xiū chǐ huí shōu zhè xīn yì
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[03:53.180] shuí rén ràng wǒ chōng dòng guò
[03:58.550] guī yú bīng diǎn yě zhǐ hǎo mǎn yì
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