歌曲 | しんでしまうとはなさけない! |
歌手 | ワンダフル☆オポチュニティ! |
专辑 | ワン☆オポ! vol.06 |
下载 | Image LRC TXT |
[00:06.03] | あ、死んでしまうのは情けない |
[00:10.20] | さん に いち |
[00:22.54] | 王!なに? |
[00:23.96] | HELP! 何事じゃ? |
[00:25.28] | ひぃ!姫がさらわれました |
[00:27.75] | 勇者は? いません |
[00:29.47] | うーん、そうだ! |
[00:30.64] | かくなる上はお前が勇者だ! |
[00:32.24] | 设定崩壊 |
[00:33.61] | さぁ、その宝箱の中身どこのなけなしの金で旅立って |
[00:36.46] | 仲間を探して化けもん倒して... |
[00:38.03] | 適当じゃねぇか |
[00:39.05] | とにかく困ったら町の人々に話しかけようぜ? |
[00:41.57] | ボスとか全然倒せる!倒せる! |
[00:43.34] | マジデ |
[00:44.61] | いばって いばって いばって 当然 |
[00:47.41] | だって実際に一番偉いから! |
[00:50.30] | 人ごとみたく いってくれるぜ |
[00:52.90] | まったくもって上から 目線すぎるぜ... |
[00:55.79] | 経験値 経験値 経験値 積んで |
[00:58.43] | もっと屈強な仲間探したまえ! |
[01:01.48] | てゆうか私は 一兵卒です |
[01:03.92] | 有給休暇が |
[01:05.18] | デリート デリート |
[01:06.81] | そなたがラスボスを倒してくる日を楽しみにまッておるぞぃ! |
[01:12.45] | 世界平和を取り戻す為 |
[01:15.09] | お国の平和を守る為 |
[01:17.73] | 一番後ろで指揮をとります |
[01:20.57] | そなたの経験値を伝えましょう |
[01:23.37] | あなたの為に世界の為に |
[01:26.01] | 戦う僕らの愛国心 |
[01:28.96] | 仲間も死んで 絶滅寸前 |
[01:31.55] | やっぱりレベルが 足りねぇ...orz |
[01:37.45] | あなたのパーティーは全滅しました |
[01:48.17] | おお、神さまよ!アーメン(`-ω-′) |
[02:10.19] | おお!しんでしまうとは なさけない! |
[02:12.66] | さすればそなたにもういちど |
[02:14.24] | 機会をあたえよう! |
[02:15.53] | 王様っ 何ですか |
[02:16.90] | もう!..もう無理です。 |
[02:18.37] | ええ~!弱音を吐くとはもっとなさけなああああい! |
[02:21.21] | 経済力 軍事力ともに申し分ない我が国は当然 |
[02:23.96] | 優秀な人材も潤沢 |
[02:25.03] | 人望アツいね |
[02:26.70] | ただ、一つ慢性的な問題は国家元首の奔放さ |
[02:29.35] | よくいえば無垢、悪く言えば.. |
[02:31.28] | o ba ka |
[02:32.25] | 正真正銘 |
[02:33.57] | 全人類は |
[02:35.04] | 戦闘名族 |
[02:36.31] | いわずもがな OK |
[02:37.53] | 協調性や |
[02:39.15] | 順応性が |
[02:40.47] | 重要なんて |
[02:41.84] | 浮世はクソゲーか?! |
[02:43.37] | 次のレベルになるには |
[02:45.55] | あと1000ポイントの経験が |
[02:48.54] | さらにはもっと自己主張が必要じゃな! |
[02:52.65] | くじけるな OK? |
[02:54.23] | テリッサ ボロッソ サンシ パロント |
[02:57.18] | 魔法使いも使いもんになってきたが |
[03:00.07] | 余裕しゃくしゃく うすら笑いで |
[03:02.56] | ごたくぱっかならべでしゃくに触るぜ... |
[03:05.37] | ホリット ホリット ホリット ばっか 僧侶はホリットばっかで |
[03:09.99] | バカなの? |
[03:11.11] | 王のアタシを眠らすなんて |
[03:13.60] | アンタラ一体何様? |
[03:15.07] | さては謀反(むほん)か? |
[03:16.57] | ボクは勇者じゃありません。むしる王が勇者だと思いまーす! |
[03:22.15] | 世界平和を取り戻す為 |
[03:24.79] | お国の平和を守る為 |
[03:27.58] | 最前線に身を投じませ |
[03:30.38] | 支持率アップは目に見えた! (オイ コラ) |
[03:33.01] | 権益の為 お金の為に |
[03:35.70] | 戦う王様 何をみる |
[03:38.54] | 近衛(このえ)もひん死 |
[03:39.91] | 絶滅寸前 |
[03:41.23] | しんでしまうとはなさけなあああああい! |
[03:44.18] | 世界平和を取り戻す為 |
[03:46.82] | あなたの笑顔を守る為 |
[03:49.66] | 魔王軍団連情報を |
[03:52.31] | 命からがらにかき集め |
[03:54.90] | 今日も今日とて鎮座(ちんざ)している |
[03:57.88] | まことの勇者を待っている |
[04:00.57] | 他力本願(ほんがん)ではありません |
[04:03.37] | わしらじゃやつらにゃかなわねえ |
[00:06.03] | si qing |
[00:10.20] | |
[00:22.54] | wang!? |
[00:23.96] | HELP! he shi? |
[00:25.28] | ! ji |
[00:27.75] | yong zhe? |
[00:29.47] | ! |
[00:30.64] | shang qian yong zhe! |
[00:32.24] | she ding beng huai |
[00:33.61] | bao xiang zhong shen jin lv li |
[00:36.46] | zhong jian tan hua dao... |
[00:38.03] | shi dang |
[00:39.05] | kun ting ren hua? |
[00:41.57] | quan ran dao! dao! |
[00:43.34] | |
[00:44.61] | dang ran |
[00:47.41] | shi ji yi fan wei! |
[00:50.30] | ren |
[00:52.90] | shang mu xian... |
[00:55.79] | jing yan zhi jing yan zhi jing yan zhi ji |
[00:58.43] | qu qiang zhong jian tan! |
[01:01.48] | si yi bing zu |
[01:03.92] | you gei xiu xia |
[01:05.18] | |
[01:06.81] | dao ri le! |
[01:12.45] | shi jie ping he qu ti wei |
[01:15.09] | guo ping he shou wei |
[01:17.73] | yi fan hou zhi hui |
[01:20.57] | jing yan zhi chuan |
[01:23.37] | wei shi jie wei |
[01:26.01] | zhan pu ai guo xin |
[01:28.96] | zhong jian si jue mie cun qian |
[01:31.55] | zu... orz |
[01:37.45] | quan mie |
[01:48.17] | shen! |
[02:10.19] | ! ! |
[02:12.66] | |
[02:14.24] | ji hui! |
[02:15.53] | wang yang he |
[02:16.90] | !.. wu li. |
[02:18.37] | ! ruo yin tu! |
[02:21.21] | jing ji li jun shi li shen fen wo guo dang ran |
[02:23.96] | you xiu ren cai run ze |
[02:25.03] | ren wang |
[02:26.70] | yi man xing de wen ti guo jia yuan shou ben fang |
[02:29.35] | wu gou e yan.. |
[02:31.28] | o ba ka |
[02:32.25] | zheng zhen zheng ming |
[02:33.57] | quan ren lei |
[02:35.04] | zhan dou ming zu |
[02:36.31] | OK |
[02:37.53] | xie diao xing |
[02:39.15] | shun ying xing |
[02:40.47] | zhong yao |
[02:41.84] | fu shi?! |
[02:43.37] | ci |
[02:45.55] | 1000 jing yan |
[02:48.54] | zi ji zhu zhang bi yao! |
[02:52.65] | OK? |
[02:54.23] | |
[02:57.18] | mo fa shi shi |
[03:00.07] | yu yu xiao |
[03:02.56] | chu... |
[03:05.37] | seng lv |
[03:09.99] | ? |
[03:11.11] | wang mian |
[03:13.60] | yi ti he yang? |
[03:15.07] | mou fan? |
[03:16.57] | yong zhe. wang yong zhe si! |
[03:22.15] | shi jie ping he qu ti wei |
[03:24.79] | guo ping he shou wei |
[03:27.58] | zui qian xian shen tou |
[03:30.38] | zhi chi lv mu jian! |
[03:33.01] | quan yi wei jin wei |
[03:35.70] | zhan wang yang he |
[03:38.54] | jin wei si |
[03:39.91] | jue mie cun qian |
[03:41.23] | ! |
[03:44.18] | shi jie ping he qu ti wei |
[03:46.82] | xiao yan shou wei |
[03:49.66] | mo wang jun tuan lian qing bao |
[03:52.31] | ming ji |
[03:54.90] | jin ri jin ri zhen zuo |
[03:57.88] | yong zhe dai |
[04:00.57] | ta li ben yuan |
[04:03.37] |
[00:06.03] | sǐ qíng |
[00:10.20] | |
[00:22.54] | wáng!? |
[00:23.96] | HELP! hé shì? |
[00:25.28] | ! jī |
[00:27.75] | yǒng zhě? |
[00:29.47] | ! |
[00:30.64] | shàng qián yǒng zhě! |
[00:32.24] | shè dìng bēng huài |
[00:33.61] | bǎo xiāng zhōng shēn jīn lǚ lì |
[00:36.46] | zhòng jiān tàn huà dào... |
[00:38.03] | shì dāng |
[00:39.05] | kùn tīng rén huà? |
[00:41.57] | quán rán dào! dào! |
[00:43.34] | |
[00:44.61] | dāng rán |
[00:47.41] | shí jì yī fān wěi! |
[00:50.30] | rén |
[00:52.90] | shàng mù xiàn... |
[00:55.79] | jīng yǎn zhí jīng yǎn zhí jīng yǎn zhí jī |
[00:58.43] | qū qiáng zhòng jiān tàn! |
[01:01.48] | sī yī bīng zú |
[01:03.92] | yǒu gěi xiū xiá |
[01:05.18] | |
[01:06.81] | dào rì lè! |
[01:12.45] | shì jiè píng hé qǔ tì wèi |
[01:15.09] | guó píng hé shǒu wèi |
[01:17.73] | yī fān hòu zhǐ huī |
[01:20.57] | jīng yǎn zhí chuán |
[01:23.37] | wèi shì jiè wèi |
[01:26.01] | zhàn pú ài guó xīn |
[01:28.96] | zhòng jiān sǐ jué miè cùn qián |
[01:31.55] | zú... orz |
[01:37.45] | quán miè |
[01:48.17] | shén! |
[02:10.19] | ! ! |
[02:12.66] | |
[02:14.24] | jī huì! |
[02:15.53] | wáng yàng hé |
[02:16.90] | !.. wú lǐ. |
[02:18.37] | ! ruò yīn tǔ! |
[02:21.21] | jīng jì lì jūn shì lì shēn fēn wǒ guó dāng rán |
[02:23.96] | yōu xiù rén cái rùn zé |
[02:25.03] | rén wàng |
[02:26.70] | yī màn xìng de wèn tí guó jiā yuán shǒu bēn fàng |
[02:29.35] | wú gòu è yán.. |
[02:31.28] | o ba ka |
[02:32.25] | zhèng zhēn zhèng míng |
[02:33.57] | quán rén lèi |
[02:35.04] | zhàn dòu míng zú |
[02:36.31] | OK |
[02:37.53] | xié diào xìng |
[02:39.15] | shùn yīng xìng |
[02:40.47] | zhòng yào |
[02:41.84] | fú shì?! |
[02:43.37] | cì |
[02:45.55] | 1000 jīng yǎn |
[02:48.54] | zì jǐ zhǔ zhāng bì yào! |
[02:52.65] | OK? |
[02:54.23] | |
[02:57.18] | mó fǎ shǐ shǐ |
[03:00.07] | yú yù xiào |
[03:02.56] | chù... |
[03:05.37] | sēng lǚ |
[03:09.99] | ? |
[03:11.11] | wáng mián |
[03:13.60] | yī tǐ hé yàng? |
[03:15.07] | móu fǎn? |
[03:16.57] | yǒng zhě. wáng yǒng zhě sī! |
[03:22.15] | shì jiè píng hé qǔ tì wèi |
[03:24.79] | guó píng hé shǒu wèi |
[03:27.58] | zuì qián xiàn shēn tóu |
[03:30.38] | zhī chí lǜ mù jiàn! |
[03:33.01] | quán yì wèi jīn wèi |
[03:35.70] | zhàn wáng yàng hé |
[03:38.54] | jìn wèi sǐ |
[03:39.91] | jué miè cùn qián |
[03:41.23] | ! |
[03:44.18] | shì jiè píng hé qǔ tì wèi |
[03:46.82] | xiào yán shǒu wèi |
[03:49.66] | mó wáng jūn tuán lián qíng bào |
[03:52.31] | mìng jí |
[03:54.90] | jīn rì jīn rì zhèn zuò |
[03:57.88] | yǒng zhě dài |
[04:00.57] | tā lì běn yuàn |
[04:03.37] |
[00:06.03] | 啊,死了的话也是太可怜啦 |
[00:10.20] | 三,二,一 |
[00:22.54] | 王!什么事? |
[00:23.96] | HELP! 出了什么事? |
[00:25.28] | 公!公主被劫走啦 |
[00:27.75] | 勇者呢? 不在啊 |
[00:29.47] | 嗯……是啦! |
[00:30.64] | 事已至此那你就给我去当勇者吧! |
[00:32.24] | 设定崩坏 |
[00:33.61] | 来!用那宝箱里仅剩的钱去冒险吧 |
[00:36.46] | 收服同伴打倒怪兽…… |
[00:38.03] | 太随意了点吧 |
[00:39.05] | 总之遇到困难的话就向城镇里的人搭话呗? |
[00:41.57] | boss啥的全部打倒!打倒! |
[00:43.34] | 真的假的 |
[00:44.61] | 会这样大肆指挥是理所当然 |
[00:47.41] | 因为我就是世上最伟大的人啊 |
[00:50.30] | 人们纷纷慕名而来 |
[00:52.90] | 结果又更加得意忘形了 |
[00:55.79] | 经验值 经验值 经验值 层层积累 |
[00:58.43] | 寻找更强的同伴吧! |
[01:01.48] | 话说回来我只是区区一兵卒而已 |
[01:03.92] | 带薪休假啊 |
[01:05.18] | 删除了 删除了 |
[01:06.81] | 期待你打倒大魔王的那一天到来哦 |
[01:12.45] | 为了保护世界和平 |
[01:15.09] | 为了守护国家安宁 |
[01:17.73] | 站在队列最后堂堂指挥 |
[01:20.57] | 给我好好升级吧 |
[01:23.37] | 为了您 为了世界 |
[01:26.01] | 熊熊燃烧着的我们的爱国心 |
[01:28.96] | 同伴全灭 走投无路 |
[01:31.55] | 果然等级还是不够啊……orz |
[01:37.45] | 你的队伍已经全灭啦 |
[01:48.17] | 啊啊,神明大人啊!阿门(`-ω-′) |
[02:10.19] | 哦哦!就这么死了真是太悲惨啦! |
[02:12.66] | 那就再给你一次 |
[02:14.24] | 复活的机会吧 |
[02:15.53] | 国王大人啊 什么事啊 |
[02:16.90] | 已经!……已经不行了。 |
[02:18.37] | 唉唉~说出丧气话就更加可悲啦啊啊啊啊! |
[02:21.21] | 不管是经济还是军事都十分强大的我国 |
[02:23.96] | 优秀的人才也很充裕 |
[02:25.03] | 久负盛名呢 |
[02:26.70] | 但是,有一个让我们长期困扰的奔放首领 |
[02:29.35] | 说得好听是单纯,难听点说就是 |
[02:31.28] | 大 笨 蛋 |
[02:32.25] | 真真正正 |
[02:33.57] | 全人类是 |
[02:35.04] | 战斗名族 |
[02:36.31] | 不用说吧 OK? |
[02:37.53] | 协调性 |
[02:39.15] | 顺应性 |
[02:40.47] | 虽然也很重要啦 |
[02:41.84] | 人生就是场烂游戏吗?! |
[02:43.37] | 要升到下一级啊 |
[02:45.55] | 还需经验1000点 |
[02:48.54] | 而且还更需自我主张一些! |
[02:52.65] | 别沮丧 OK? |
[02:54.23] | 炎系魔法 僵尸召唤 斩击魔法 分身术 |
[02:57.18] | 虽然魔法师也稍微有点用处啦 |
[03:00.07] | 但用绰绰有余的笑容 |
[03:02.56] | 吹大牛皮还真是令人手痒 |
[03:05.37] | 圣光术 圣光术 圣光术 连续攻击 僧侣难道只会用圣光术吗 |
[03:09.99] | 真是白痴 |
[03:11.11] | 竟敢让本王差点睡着 |
[03:13.60] | 你们是何方神圣? |
[03:15.07] | 是想造反吗? |
[03:16.57] | 我才不是勇者,不如说王才是勇者吧。 |
[03:22.15] | 为了保护世界和平 |
[03:24.79] | 为了守护国家安定 |
[03:27.58] | 亲自前往前线作战 |
[03:30.38] | 已经可以看到支持率UP了!(喂 你这家伙) |
[03:33.01] | 为了权力 为了金钱 |
[03:35.70] | 战斗的国王 有着什么目标呢 |
[03:38.54] | 近卫兵们也已经支撑不住 |
[03:39.91] | 已经快走投无路啦 |
[03:41.23] | 这样死掉也太悲惨了点吧啊啊啊啊啊! |
[03:44.18] | 为了保护世界和平 |
[03:46.82] | 为了守护你的笑容 |
[03:49.66] | 将魔王军团的相关情报 |
[03:52.31] | 今天也拼了命的收集着 |
[03:54.90] | 今日也一如往常镇座于此 |
[03:57.88] | 等待着真正的勇者前来 |
[04:00.57] | 也不愿求助于他人 |
[04:03.37] | 反正也打不赢啦 |