| 做贼的有说话的吗？这个贼上了房，等人睡着了他好输啊，人家老不睡，他在房上着急啦：“我说你们怎么还不睡呀？睡了我好偷哇！”没有那么一个。 | |
| 闹贼，旧社会有这事，现如今可是没有贼啦，没有贼可是没有贼，你睡觉的时候对于门、窗户可也要留神，您要不留神，丢了东西，您让我负责我也不负责！“张寿臣说的没有贼，我丢东西啦！”我不管这档子事。反正啊该留神还得留神。到什么时候留神哪！下雨天儿，刮风天儿，睡觉的时候得特别留神。这一下雨，唏哩哗啦！“好，外头下雨啦，挺大的动静，在屋里忍了吧，早点儿睡，凉快！”一觉睡得塌塌实实的，醒来一瞧：全没啦——下雨得留神。 | |
| 刮风，外头有动静，呱喳一响，是下来人啦，屋里人这么想：这风大呀把什么刮下来啦！不出去啦。不出去？丢东西啦！ | |
| “点灯人未睡”呀，“咳嗽心必虚”。这怎么讲哪？外头一有动静，屋里这位呀直咳嗽，贱不走啦！“咳嗽心必虚”，他知道你胆儿小哇；外头一有动静，你屋里一咳嗽。其实你是告诉那贼：“你可别闹哄啊，我可胆儿小，我这就睡觉，我睡着了就不管啦，东西全是你的！”醒了，全没啦！外头有动静，他开开灯，坏啦！你这一开灯啊！你在明处他在暗处哪，屋里你是怎么个人，有几口儿，有什么防备，抵得住抵不住，他全知道啦。外头一有动静，我告诉您一个好法子：屋里这儿说着好好的话儿，不说啦，奔儿！电门关啦！这贼抹头就跑，他知道您憋着算计他哪！ | |
| 贼不说话，可也有说话的时候儿，这叫贼说话。怎么贼说话哪？嗬，什么事都特别！有一年哪我们家闹贼——那位说：“你们家还闹贼？”他分什么社会呀，这是在日本内混合面儿那年，我们家里闹贼！那位说：“怎么闹贼呀？”那阵儿跟现在不一样，您瞧我们的生活，拿我张寿臣个人说吧，如今哪您瞧我这身肉，吃得饱，睡得着哇！穿什么衣袋都能上台呀，就穿这身制服，就能上台，见谁都成，制服就是礼服哇，就行啦。那年月不行，那年月要穿这么一件上来，台底下能嚷！你得架弄着。在旧社会，我们做艺的哪怕借加一钱哪，也得架弄着！夏天大褂儿就得好几件儿，罗的，绸的。为什么哪？您想啊，上一场啊它就溻啦，再上一场，哎，溻了半截儿，您瞧多寒碜！干干净净，至少得有两件儿。到冬景天儿，皮袄、大衣、水獭帽子。一出来，人家不知道怎么回事，其实真着急，借加一钱来的！那是衣裳吗？那衣裳用处可大啦，这一件儿衣裳兼了好些差事，分到哪儿：走到街上，这就是便服；上哪儿去有应酬，这就是礼服；上台，这就是行头；睡觉，这是被卧；死啦，它就是装裹，全在身上哪！出来进去的就这一身儿呀，家里着急，光炕席，任吗儿没有！ | |
| 这贼呀，他瞧上我啦，“不怕贼偷，就怕贼惦记者”嘛！“张寿臣一定富裕；他要不富裕，出来能皮袄、大衣、水獭帽子吗？”嗯，他哪儿知道哇，我们家里住一间房，屋里四个旮旯空，一领炕席，睡觉压着，连被卧都没有！我是我那身儿呀浑身倒；我女人哪是她那身儿——棉裤、棉袄、大棉袍儿，浑身倒！枕头都没有哇，枕着我这双靴头儿，我一只呀，我女人一只，我女人那双靴头儿她得穿着，怎么？她那双袜子都没有袜底儿啦！就那么难。 | |
| 哎，闹贼！我怎么知道闹贼呀？我们住一间北房，后山炕，头冲外睡，我哪，脑袋正对着这个门，戴着我那帽子，把带儿一系，曾得凉啊！这天后半夜儿，就觉着凉风一吹脑门子，我睁眼一瞧哇，蹲着进来一个人，又把门关上啦。我知道是闹贼，我可没嚷，因为什么没嚷？回头我一嚷，他这么一害怕，贼人胆虚，手里拿着家伙给我一下子，中伤啊！反正我没得可丢的，你屋里摸摸没有，你走啦，不惦记我就完啦。我这么瞧着他，他过来摸，一摸我这身儿呀全穿着哪，扒呀扒不下来，揪帽子，一揪我醒啦！其实我早醒啦！靴头儿，枕着哪！我女人也那身儿，炕上就炕席。还摸，我心里说：你还不走吗？你走了就完啦，你走了我好睡觉哇！他摸来摸去呀摸到西南犄角儿去啦。吓我一跳！怎么回事？西南犄角儿哇那儿有我的存项，是我的粮台，那儿有一个坛子，里头装着四十多斤米。日本的时候不是买米买不着吗，托人哪弄了四十多斤。我这么一想啊：没有错儿，他绝不能抱着坛子上房，连坛子带米一百多斤，一来也笨，二来走到街上准犯案。多一半儿贼都迷信，贱不走空，取个吉利——抓一把走。抓一把也就是熬碗稀饭，连干饭都吃不了，我何苦得罪你呀，你不惦记我就完啦！ | |
| 我瞧他到哪儿啦，一摸呀是个坛子，上头盖一杯秸秆儿锅盖，把锅盖搁地下啦，摸了摸里头是米。我心里说：你还不抓点儿吗？他站在我眼头里又着腰想主意。贼可狠啦，狠心贼嘛！他这主意太损啦：他把他那二大棉袄脱下来啦，脱下棉袄往地下一铺哇，又抱坛子。我明白啦，心说：好小子啊，你可损啦！你那意思把棉袄铺到这儿，把坛子抱来往那儿一倒，剩个坛子底儿顶多给我留个四两半斤的，你全弄走，这我可对不住你啦！他铺完棉袄一抱坛子，一我这手顺炕边儿下来啦，把袄领子逮着啦，往上一拉哪，就压在我身底下啦，我喜欢啦；成啦，我身底下多一个褥子啦，我还瞧你的！ | |
| 他不知道哇，抱着这坛子往我脑头里哗地这么一倒，我心里痛快啦，心说：小子，你算拿不了走啦！我吃的时候呀费点儿水！他把空坛子又搁那儿啦，他摸——他摸着大襟，袖子一拢，不就走了吗！一摸没摸着，一摸是地。他纳闷儿呀：一间屋子半拉炕，是铺这儿啦？又一摸：“嗯？”他出声儿啦！摸这头儿也没有，“咦？” | |
| 他这么一“嗯”、“咦”，声音挺大，我女人醒啦，女人胆儿小，拿脚直踹我：“快起来，快起来，有贼啦！” | |
| 我沉住了气啦，我说：“睡觉吧，没有贼。” | |
| 说没有贼，贼答碴儿啦： | |
| “没有贼？没有贼，我的棉袄哪儿去啦？” |
| zuo zei de you shuo hua de ma? zhe ge zei shang le fang, deng ren shui zhao le ta hao shu a, ren jia lao bu shui, ta zai fang shang zhao ji la:" wo shuo ni men zen me hai bu shui ya? shui le wo hao tou wa!" mei you na me yi ge. | |
| nao zei, jiu she hui you zhe shi, xian ru jin ke shi mei you zei la, mei you zei ke shi mei you zei, ni shui jiao de shi hou dui yu men chuang hu ke ye yao liu shen, nin yao bu liu shen, diu le dong xi, nin rang wo fu ze wo ye bu fu ze!" zhang shou chen shuo de mei you zei, wo diu dong xi la!" wo bu guan zhe dang zi shi. fan zheng a gai liu shen hai de liu shen. dao shen me shi hou liu shen na! xia yu tian r, gua feng tian r, shui jiao de shi hou de te bie liu shen. zhe yi xia yu, xi li hua la!" hao, wai tou xia yu la, ting da de dong jing, zai wu li ren le ba, zao dian er shui, liang kuai!" yi jiao shui de ta ta shi shi de, xing lai yi qiao: quan mei la xia yu de liu shen. | |
| gua feng, wai tou you dong jing, gu zha yi xiang, shi xia lai ren la, wu li ren zhe me xiang: zhe feng da ya ba shen me gua xia lai la! bu chu qu la. bu chu qu? diu dong xi la! | |
| " dian deng ren wei shui" ya," ke sou xin bi xu". zhe zen me jiang na? wai tou yi you dong jing, wu li zhe wei ya zhi ke sou, jian bu zou la!" ke sou xin bi xu", ta zhi dao ni dan r xiao wa wai tou yi you dong jing, ni wu li yi ke sou. qi shi ni shi gao su na zei:" ni ke bie nao hong a, wo ke dan r xiao, wo zhe jiu shui jiao, wo shui zhao le jiu bu guan la, dong xi quan shi ni de!" xing le, quan mei la! wai tou you dong jing, ta kai kai deng, huai la! ni zhe yi kai deng a! ni zai ming chu ta zai an chu na, wu li ni shi zen me ge ren, you ji kou er, you shen me fang bei, di de zhu di bu zhu, ta quan zhi dao la. wai tou yi you dong jing, wo gao su nin yi ge hao fa zi: wu li zhe er shuo zhe hao hao de hua er, bu shuo la, ben er! dian men guan la! zhe zei mo tou jiu pao, ta zhi dao nin bie zhe suan ji ta na! | |
| zei bu shuo hua, ke ye you shuo hua de shi hou er, zhe jiao zei shuo hua. zen me zei shuo hua na? he, shen me shi dou te bie! you yi nian na wo men jia nao zei na wei shuo:" ni men jia hai nao zei?" ta fen shen me she hui ya, zhe shi zai ri ben nei hun he mian r na nian, wo men jia li nao zei! na wei shuo:" zen me nao zei ya?" na zhen er gen xian zai bu yi yang, nin qiao wo men de sheng huo, na wo zhang shou chen ge ren shuo ba, ru jin na nin qiao wo zhe shen rou, chi de bao, shui de zhao wa! chuan shen me yi dai dou neng shang tai ya, jiu chuan zhe shen zhi fu, jiu neng shang tai, jian shui dou cheng, zhi fu jiu shi li fu wa, jiu xing la. na nian yue bu xing, na nian yue yao chuan zhe me yi jian shang lai, tai di xia neng rang! ni de jia nong zhe. zai jiu she hui, wo men zuo yi de na pa jie jia yi qian na, ye de jia nong zhe! xia tian da gua er jiu de hao ji jian er, luo de, chou de. wei shi me na? nin xiang a, shang yi chang a ta jiu ta la, zai shang yi chang, ai, ta le ban jie er, nin qiao duo han chen! gan gan jing jing, zhi shao de you liang jian er. dao dong jing tian r, pi ao da yi shui ta mao zi. yi chu lai, ren jia bu zhi dao zen me hui shi, qi shi zhen zhao ji, jie jia yi qian lai de! na shi yi shang ma? na yi shang yong chu ke da la, zhe yi jian er yi shang jian le hao xie chai shi, fen dao na er: zou dao jie shang, zhe jiu shi bian fu shang na er qu you ying chou, zhe jiu shi li fu shang tai, zhe jiu shi xing tou shui jiao, zhe shi bei wo si la, ta jiu shi zhuang guo, quan zai shen shang na! chu lai jin qu de jiu zhe yi shen er ya, jia li zhao ji, guang kang xi, ren ma er mei you! | |
| zhe zei ya, ta qiao shang wo la," bu pa zei tou, jiu pa zei dian ji zhe" ma!" zhang shou chen yi ding fu yu ta yao bu fu yu, chu lai neng pi ao da yi shui ta mao zi ma?" , ta na er zhi dao wa, wo men jia li zhu yi jian fang, wu li si ge ga la kong, yi ling kang xi, shui jiao ya zhe, lian bei wo dou mei you! wo shi wo na shen er ya hun shen dao wo nv ren na shi ta na shen er mian ku mian ao da mian pao er, hun shen dao! zhen tou dou mei you wa, zhen zhe wo zhe shuang xue tou er, wo yi zhi ya, wo nv ren yi zhi, wo nv ren na shuang xue tou er ta de chuan zhe, zen me? ta na shuang wa zi dou mei you wa di er la! jiu na me nan. | |
| ai, nao zei! wo zen me zhi dao nao zei ya? wo men zhu yi jian bei fang, hou shan kang, tou chong wai shui, wo na, nao dai zheng dui zhe zhe ge men, dai zhe wo na mao zi, ba dai r yi xi, ceng de liang a! zhe tian hou ban ye er, jiu jue zhao liang feng yi chui nao men zi, wo zheng yan yi qiao wa, dun zhe jin lai yi ge ren, you ba men guan shang la. wo zhi dao shi nao zei, wo ke mei rang, yin wei shi me mei rang? hui tou wo yi rang, ta zhe me yi hai pa, zei ren dan xu, shou li na zhe jia huo gei wo yi xia zi, zhong shang a! fan zheng wo mei de ke diu de, ni wu li mo mo mei you, ni zou la, bu dian ji wo jiu wan la. wo zhe me qiao zhe ta, ta guo lai mo, yi mo wo zhe shen er ya quan chuan zhe na, ba ya ba bu xia lai, jiu mao zi, yi jiu wo xing la! qi shi wo zao xing la! xue tou er, zhen zhe na! wo nv ren ye na shen er, kang shang jiu kang xi. hai mo, wo xin li shuo: ni hai bu zou ma? ni zou le jiu wan la, ni zou le wo hao shui jiao wa! ta mo lai mo qu ya mo dao xi nan ji jiao er qu la. xia wo yi tiao! zen me hui shi? xi nan ji jiao er wa na er you wo de cun xiang, shi wo de liang tai, na er you yi ge tan zi, li tou zhuang zhe si shi duo jin mi. ri ben de shi hou bu shi mai mi mai bu zhao ma, tuo ren na nong le si shi duo jin. wo zhe me yi xiang a: mei you cuo er, ta jue bu neng bao zhe tan zi shang fang, lian tan zi dai mi yi bai duo jin, yi lai ye ben, er lai zou dao jie shang zhun fan an. duo yi ban er zei dou mi xin, jian bu zou kong, qu ge ji li zhua yi ba zou. zhua yi ba ye jiu shi ao wan xi fan, lian gan fan dou chi bu liao, wo he ku de zui ni ya, ni bu dian ji wo jiu wan la! | |
| wo qiao ta dao na er la, yi mo ya shi ge tan zi, shang tou gai yi bei jie gan er guo gai, ba guo gai ge di xia la, mo le mo li tou shi mi. wo xin li shuo: ni hai bu zhua dian er ma? ta zhan zai wo yan tou li you zhe yao xiang zhu yi. zei ke hen la, hen xin zei ma! ta zhe zhu yi tai sun la: ta ba ta na er da mian ao tuo xia lai la, tuo xia mian ao wang di xia yi pu wa, you bao tan zi. wo ming bai la, xin shuo: hao xiao zi a, ni ke sun la! ni na yi si ba mian ao pu dao zhe er, ba tan zi bao lai wang na er yi dao, sheng ge tan zi di er ding duo gei wo liu ge si liang ban jin de, ni quan nong zou, zhe wo ke dui bu zhu ni la! ta pu wan mian ao yi bao tan zi, yi wo zhe shou shun kang bian er xia lai la, ba ao ling zi dai zhe la, wang shang yi la na, jiu ya zai wo shen di xia la, wo xi huan la cheng la, wo shen di xia duo yi ge ru zi la, wo hai qiao ni de! | |
| ta bu zhi dao wa, bao zhe zhe tan zi wang wo nao tou li hua di zhe me yi dao, wo xin li tong kuai la, xin shuo: xiao zi, ni suan na bu liao zou la! wo chi de shi hou ya fei dian er shui! ta ba kong tan zi you ge na er la, ta mo ta mo zhe da jin, xiu zi yi long, bu jiu zou le ma! yi mo mei mo zhe, yi mo shi di. ta na men er ya: yi jian wu zi ban la kang, shi pu zhe er la? you yi mo:" ?" ta chu sheng er la! mo zhe tou er ye mei you," yi?" | |
| ta zhe me yi" "" yi", sheng yin ting da, wo nv ren xing la, nv ren dan r xiao, na jiao zhi chuai wo:" kuai qi lai, kuai qi lai, you zei la!" | |
| wo chen zhu le qi la, wo shuo:" shui jiao ba, mei you zei." | |
| shuo mei you zei, zei da cha er la: | |
| " mei you zei? mei you zei, wo de mian ao na er qu la?" |
| zuò zéi de yǒu shuō huà de ma? zhè gè zéi shàng le fáng, děng rén shuì zháo le tā hǎo shū a, rén jiā lǎo bù shuì, tā zài fáng shàng zháo jí la:" wǒ shuō nǐ men zěn me hái bù shuì ya? shuì le wǒ hǎo tōu wa!" méi yǒu nà me yí gè. | |
| nào zéi, jiù shè huì yǒu zhè shì, xiàn rú jīn kě shì méi yǒu zéi la, méi yǒu zéi kě shì méi yǒu zéi, nǐ shuì jiào de shí hòu duì yú mén chuāng hù kě yě yào liú shén, nín yào bù liú shén, diū le dōng xī, nín ràng wǒ fù zé wǒ yě bù fù zé!" zhāng shòu chén shuō de méi yǒu zéi, wǒ diū dōng xī la!" wǒ bù guǎn zhè dàng zǐ shì. fǎn zhèng a gāi liú shén hái dé liú shén. dào shén me shí hòu liú shén nǎ! xià yǔ tiān r, guā fēng tiān r, shuì jiào de shí hòu dé tè bié liú shén. zhè yī xià yǔ, xī lī huā lā!" hǎo, wài tou xià yǔ la, tǐng dà de dòng jìng, zài wū lǐ rěn le ba, zǎo diǎn ér shuì, liáng kuài!" yī jiào shuì dé tā tā shi shí de, xǐng lái yī qiáo: quán méi la xià yǔ dé liú shén. | |
| guā fēng, wài tou yǒu dòng jìng, gū zhā yī xiǎng, shì xià lái rén la, wū lǐ rén zhè me xiǎng: zhè fēng dà ya bǎ shén me guā xià lái la! bù chū qù la. bù chū qù? diū dōng xī la! | |
| " diǎn dēng rén wèi shuì" ya," ké sòu xīn bì xū". zhè zěn me jiǎng nǎ? wài tou yī yǒu dòng jìng, wū lǐ zhè wèi ya zhí ké sòu, jiàn bù zǒu la!" ké sòu xīn bì xū", tā zhī dào nǐ dǎn r xiǎo wa wài tou yī yǒu dòng jìng, nǐ wū lǐ yī ké sòu. qí shí nǐ shì gào sù nà zéi:" nǐ kě bié nào hōng a, wǒ kě dǎn r xiǎo, wǒ zhè jiù shuì jiào, wǒ shuì zháo le jiù bù guǎn la, dōng xī quán shì nǐ de!" xǐng le, quán méi la! wài tou yǒu dòng jìng, tā kāi kāi dēng, huài la! nǐ zhè yī kāi dēng a! nǐ zài míng chù tā zài àn chù nǎ, wū lǐ nǐ shì zěn me gè rén, yǒu jǐ kǒu ér, yǒu shén me fáng bèi, dǐ dé zhù dǐ bú zhù, tā quán zhī dào la. wài tou yī yǒu dòng jìng, wǒ gào sù nín yí gè hǎo fǎ zǐ: wū lǐ zhè ér shuō zhe hǎo hǎo de huà ér, bù shuō la, bēn ér! diàn mén guān la! zhè zéi mǒ tóu jiù pǎo, tā zhī dào nín biē zhe suàn jì tā nǎ! | |
| zéi bù shuō huà, kě yě yǒu shuō huà de shí hòu ér, zhè jiào zéi shuō huà. zěn me zéi shuō huà nǎ? hē, shén me shì dōu tè bié! yǒu yī nián nǎ wǒ men jiā nào zéi nà wèi shuō:" nǐ men jiā hái nào zéi?" tā fēn shén me shè huì ya, zhè shì zài rì běn nèi hùn hé miàn r nà nián, wǒ men jiā lǐ nào zéi! nà wèi shuō:" zěn me nào zéi ya?" nà zhèn ér gēn xiàn zài bù yí yàng, nín qiáo wǒ men de shēng huó, ná wǒ zhāng shòu chén gè rén shuō ba, rú jīn nǎ nín qiáo wǒ zhè shēn ròu, chī dé bǎo, shuì de zháo wa! chuān shén me yī dài dōu néng shàng tái ya, jiù chuān zhè shēn zhì fú, jiù néng shàng tái, jiàn shuí dōu chéng, zhì fú jiù shì lǐ fú wa, jiù xíng la. nà nián yuè bù xíng, nà nián yuè yào chuān zhè me yī jiàn shàng lái, tái dǐ xià néng rǎng! nǐ dé jià nòng zhe. zài jiù shè huì, wǒ men zuò yì de nǎ pà jiè jiā yī qián nǎ, yě de jià nòng zhe! xià tiān dà guà ér jiù dé hǎo jǐ jiàn ér, luó de, chóu de. wèi shí me nǎ? nín xiǎng a, shàng yī chǎng a tā jiù tā la, zài shàng yī chǎng, āi, tā le bàn jié ér, nín qiáo duō hán chěn! gàn gān jìng jìng, zhì shǎo dé yǒu liǎng jiàn ér. dào dōng jǐng tiān r, pí ǎo dà yī shuǐ tǎ mào zi. yī chū lái, rén jiā bù zhī dào zěn me huí shì, qí shí zhēn zháo jí, jiè jiā yī qián lái de! nà shi yī shang ma? nà yī shang yòng chǔ kě dà la, zhè yī jiàn ér yī shang jiān le hǎo xiē chāi shì, fēn dào nǎ ér: zǒu dào jiē shàng, zhè jiù shì biàn fú shàng nǎ ér qù yǒu yìng chóu, zhè jiù shì lǐ fú shàng tái, zhè jiù shì xíng tou shuì jiào, zhè shì bèi wò sǐ la, tā jiù shì zhuāng guǒ, quán zài shēn shàng nǎ! chū lái jìn qù de jiù zhè yī shēn ér ya, jiā lǐ zháo jí, guāng kàng xí, rèn ma ér méi yǒu! | |
| zhè zéi ya, tā qiáo shàng wǒ la," bù pà zéi tōu, jiù pà zéi diàn jì zhě" ma!" zhāng shòu chén yí dìng fù yù tā yào bù fù yù, chū lái néng pí ǎo dà yī shuǐ tǎ mào zi ma?" , tā nǎ ér zhī dào wa, wǒ men jiā lǐ zhù yī jiān fáng, wū lǐ sì gè gā lá kōng, yī lǐng kàng xí, shuì jiào yā zhe, lián bèi wò dōu méi yǒu! wǒ shì wǒ nà shēn ér ya hún shēn dào wǒ nǚ rén nǎ shì tā nà shēn ér mián kù mián ǎo dà mián páo ér, hún shēn dào! zhěn tou dōu méi yǒu wa, zhěn zhe wǒ zhè shuāng xuē tou er, wǒ yì zhī ya, wǒ nǚ rén yì zhī, wǒ nǚ rén nà shuāng xuē tou er tā dé chuān zhe, zěn me? tā nà shuāng wà zǐ dōu méi yǒu wà dǐ ér la! jiù nà me nán. | |
| āi, nào zéi! wǒ zěn me zhī dào nào zéi ya? wǒ men zhù yī jiān běi fáng, hòu shān kàng, tóu chōng wài shuì, wǒ nǎ, nǎo dài zhèng duì zhe zhè gè mén, dài zhe wǒ nà mào zi, bǎ dài r yī xì, céng dé liáng a! zhè tiān hòu bàn yè ér, jiù jué zháo liáng fēng yī chuī nǎo mén zǐ, wǒ zhēng yǎn yī qiáo wa, dūn zhe jìn lái yí ge rén, yòu bǎ mén guān shàng la. wǒ zhī dào shì nào zéi, wǒ kě méi rǎng, yīn wèi shí me méi rǎng? huí tóu wǒ yī rǎng, tā zhè me yī hài pà, zéi rén dǎn xū, shǒu lǐ ná zhe jiā huo gěi wǒ yī xià zǐ, zhòng shāng a! fǎn zhèng wǒ méi de kě diū de, nǐ wū lǐ mō mō méi yǒu, nǐ zǒu la, bù diàn jì wǒ jiù wán la. wǒ zhè me qiáo zhe tā, tā guò lái mō, yī mō wǒ zhè shēn ér ya quán chuān zhe nǎ, bā ya bā bù xià lái, jiū mào zi, yī jiū wǒ xǐng la! qí shí wǒ zǎo xǐng la! xuē tou er, zhěn zhe nǎ! wǒ nǚ rén yě nà shēn ér, kàng shàng jiù kàng xí. hái mō, wǒ xīn lǐ shuō: nǐ hái bù zǒu ma? nǐ zǒu le jiù wán la, nǐ zǒu le wǒ hǎo shuì jiào wa! tā mō lái mō qù ya mō dào xī nán jī jiǎo ér qù la. xià wǒ yī tiào! zěn me huí shì? xī nán jī jiǎo ér wa nà ér yǒu wǒ de cún xiàng, shì wǒ de liáng tái, nà ér yǒu yí gè tán zi, lǐ tou zhuāng zhe sì shí duō jīn mǐ. rì běn de shí hòu bú shì mǎi mǐ mǎi bù zháo ma, tuō rén nǎ nòng le sì shí duō jīn. wǒ zhè me yī xiǎng a: méi yǒu cuò ér, tā jué bù néng bào zhe tán zi shàng fáng, lián tán zi dài mǐ yī bǎi duō jīn, yī lái yě bèn, èr lái zǒu dào jiē shàng zhǔn fàn àn. duō yī bàn ér zéi dōu mí xìn, jiàn bù zǒu kōng, qǔ gè jí lì zhuā yī bǎ zǒu. zhuā yī bǎ yě jiù shì áo wǎn xī fàn, lián gān fàn dōu chī bù liǎo, wǒ hé kǔ dé zuì nǐ ya, nǐ bù diàn jì wǒ jiù wán la! | |
| wǒ qiáo tā dào nǎ ér la, yī mō ya shì gè tán zi, shàng tou gài yī bēi jiē gǎn ér guō gài, bǎ guō gài gē dì xià la, mō le mō lǐ tou shì mǐ. wǒ xīn lǐ shuō: nǐ hái bù zhuā diǎn ér ma? tā zhàn zài wǒ yǎn tóu lǐ yòu zhe yāo xiǎng zhǔ yì. zéi kě hěn la, hěn xīn zéi ma! tā zhè zhǔ yì tài sǔn la: tā bǎ tā nà èr dà mián ǎo tuō xià lái la, tuō xià mián ǎo wǎng dì xià yī pù wa, yòu bào tán zi. wǒ míng bái la, xīn shuō: hǎo xiǎo zi a, nǐ kě sǔn la! nǐ nà yì sī bǎ mián ǎo pù dào zhè ér, bǎ tán zi bào lái wǎng nà ér yī dào, shèng gè tán zi dǐ ér dǐng duō gěi wǒ liú gè sì liǎng bàn jīn de, nǐ quán nòng zǒu, zhè wǒ kě duì bú zhù nǐ la! tā pù wán mián ǎo yī bào tán zi, yī wǒ zhè shǒu shùn kàng biān ér xià lái la, bǎ ǎo lǐng zi dǎi zhe la, wǎng shàng yī lā nǎ, jiù yā zài wǒ shēn dǐ xià la, wǒ xǐ huān la chéng la, wǒ shēn dǐ xià duō yí gè rù zi la, wǒ hái qiáo nǐ de! | |
| tā bù zhī dào wa, bào zhe zhè tán zi wǎng wǒ nǎo tóu lǐ huā dì zhè me yī dào, wǒ xīn lǐ tòng kuài la, xīn shuō: xiǎo zi, nǐ suàn ná bù liǎo zǒu la! wǒ chī de shí hòu ya fèi diǎn ér shuǐ! tā bǎ kōng tán zi yòu gē nà ér la, tā mō tā mō zhe dà jīn, xiù zi yī lǒng, bù jiù zǒu le ma! yī mō méi mō zhe, yī mō shì dì. tā nà mèn ér ya: yī jiān wū zi bàn lǎ kàng, shì pù zhè ér la? yòu yī mō:" ?" tā chū shēng ér la! mō zhè tou er yě méi yǒu," yí?" | |
| tā zhè me yī" "" yí", shēng yīn tǐng dà, wǒ nǚ rén xǐng la, nǚ rén dǎn r xiǎo, ná jiǎo zhí chuài wǒ:" kuài qǐ lái, kuài qǐ lái, yǒu zéi la!" | |
| wǒ chén zhù le qì la, wǒ shuō:" shuì jiào ba, méi yǒu zéi." | |
| shuō méi yǒu zéi, zéi dá chá ér la: | |
| " méi yǒu zéi? méi yǒu zéi, wǒ de mián ǎo nǎ ér qù la?" |
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