| [00:09.000] | 不可能的幕间剧-第七幕-“接下来大家一起......” |
| [00:18.000] | 折木：呃...没想到晕堂会持续这么长时间 |
| [00:23.000] | 那个温泉的水里不会有什么奇怪的成分吧 |
| [00:29.000] | 没想到...会在里志他们面前暴露出那种不堪的样子... |
| [00:34.000] | （敲门） |
| [00:36.000] | 千反田吗 |
| [00:39.000] | 千反田：折木同学，没事吧？ |
| [00:42.000] | 折木：不太好 |
| [00:44.000] | 抱歉给难得的合宿泼了冷水 |
| [00:47.000] | 千反田：没那回事... |
| [00:49.000] | 话说回来，接下来大家一起准备讲荤段子 |
| [00:54.000] | 折木：啊哈哈...（日语中猥和怪发音相近，猥谈怪谈谐音整活） |
| [00:57.000] | 什么？（反应过来） |
| [00:58.000] | 荤、荤段子？！ |
| [00:59.000] | 千反田：没错。如果感觉好些了，折木同学也请一起来吧 |
| [01:04.000] | 折木：等、等一下千反田。 |
| [01:06.000] | 你刚刚说什么？？ |
| [01:07.000] | 大家一起？讲荤段子！？ |
| [01:10.000] | 千反田：对，夏季旅行必备 |
| [01:13.000] | 要说睡前年轻男女做的事，肯定是这个啦 |
| [01:17.000] | 折木：就这么开始讲荤段子？？ |
| [01:18.000] | 千反田：是呀！很奇怪吗？ |
| [01:21.000] | 折木：确、确实是修学旅行肯定有的事... |
| [01:25.000] | 千反田：嗯嗯！梨绘好像有特别精彩的荤段子！（期待） |
| [01:30.000] | 折木：善名梨绘那么小的年纪吗？！ |
| [01:32.000] | 千反田：折木同学？这和年纪小不小没关系 |
| [01:36.000] | 谁都有一两个这样的故事哦 |
| [01:40.000] | 折木：是这样吗！？ |
| [01:41.000] | 千反田：福部同学还高喊着“荤段子就交给我吧！”来着 |
| [01:46.000] | 好期待啊！ |
| [01:47.000] | 折木：好期待？！ |
| [01:48.000] | 千反田：嗯！福部同学也似乎很擅长那方面... |
| [01:51.000] | 折木：停下！千反田 |
| [01:53.000] | 里志的荤段子肯定不是什么好东西！ |
| [01:56.000] | 耳朵会脏！快醒醒！！ |
| [01:58.000] | 千反田：好过分！折木同学 |
| [02:00.000] | 而且摩耶花同学也很想听哦 |
| [02:03.000] | 折木：伊原？？怎么可能？ |
| [02:05.000] | 千反田：不愧是摩耶花同学呢 |
| [02:07.000] | 那种漫画似乎也看过不少 |
| [02:10.000] | 折木：哪个我似乎能理解... |
| [02:12.000] | 但是！就算这么说！也没法直接变成战力吧！？ |
| [02:16.000] | 千反田：折木同学...为什么那么慌乱呢？ |
| [02:20.000] | 折木：呃...没事 |
| [02:22.000] | 我...没事 |
| [02:24.000] | 千反田：啊对了！荤段子的话，我也有个挺有意思的哦 |
| [02:29.000] | 折木：什么？？ |
| [02:30.000] | 千反田：而且，是我的亲身体验... |
| [02:33.000] | 折木：什、什么玩意———？？ |
| [02:35.000] | 千反田：是小学五年级暑假的事...去夏祭回家的路上 |
| [02:41.000] | 我一个人走夜路的时候... |
| [02:43.000] | 折木：停下！千反田！快刹车！！ |
| [02:46.000] | 千反田：呵呵呵呵呵呵... |
| [02:47.000] | 难道说，折木同学不擅长这种话题吗？ |
| [02:51.000] | 折木：这不是擅不擅长的问题... |
| [02:54.000] | 这不是能轻易跟别人说的事情吧？！ |
| [02:58.000] | 还小学五年级...太悲惨了 |
| [03:01.000] | 千反田：没那回事哦 |
| [03:03.000] | 我体验的，是谁都有过的，普通至极的荤段子 |
| [03:08.000] | 折木：谁都有过的？？ |
| [03:09.000] | 千反田：嗯！ |
| [03:10.000] | 折木：普通至极的荤段子？？？ |
| [03:11.000] | 千反田：嗯！！ |
| [03:12.000] | 折木同学...没有过吗？ |
| [03:15.000] | 折木：...警、警察叔叔！！ |
| [03:18.000] | 千反田：折木同学？！ |
| [03:19.000] | 折木：骗人的！！你们是一起在整我吧！ |
| [03:23.000] | 没错！是里志！是里志的指使吧！ |
| [03:26.000] | 说什么大家一起讲荤段子，让我动摇！！ |
| [03:29.000] | 不会的，不会让你们得逞的！ |
| [03:32.000] | 千反田：折木同学，冷静一点？ |
| [03:33.000] | 折木：初见幽灵现真身 始知其味枯芒草！ |
| [03:36.000] | 再说那种荤段子爸爸不会允许的！ |
| [03:39.000] | 和喝酒一样！！荤段子要过了二十岁之后！瓦！！ |
| [03:43.000] | 千反田：折木同学坏掉了！有人吗？？来人啊——！！ |
| [03:48.000] | 折木：大家也有这种经历吗？ |
| [03:50.000] | 社团旅行的工口talk时，只有自己被排除在外？ |
| [03:54.000] | 千反田：在说什么啊？？ |
| [03:55.000] | 折木：明明想参加但是说不出口 |
| [03:57.000] | 因为一直都摆出没兴趣的表情 |
| [04:00.000] | 这寂寞，这痛苦，我想让世界知道啊...！ |
| [04:05.000] | 只有你们在讲荤段子什么的。我绝对不会认同的！！ |
| [04:08.000] | 不会认同的！！！ |
| [04:09.000] | 总之坦白说的话... |
| [04:12.000] | 也把我，叫上啊！ |
| [04:14.000] | 千反田：所以说我在叫你啊... |
| [04:16.000] | 折木：但是我不想去啊！ |
| [04:18.000] | 这复杂矛盾的男人心，希望能理解一下！ |
| [04:22.000] | 千反田：根本听不懂你在说什么... |
| [04:24.000] | 折木：哈啊...我睡了 |
| [04:27.000] | 千反田：哼...随你便吧 |
| [04:30.000] | 折木：所以说你叫我啊！ |
| [04:32.000] | 千反田：哈啊...真是麻烦... |
| [04:36.000] | 折木同学，没想到你这么害怕恐怖故事呢 |
| [04:42.000] | -End- |
| [00:09.000] | bu ke neng de mu jian ju di qi mu " jie xia lai da jia yi qi......" |
| [00:18.000] | zhe mu: e... mei xiang dao yun tang hui chi xu zhe me zhang shi jian |
| [00:23.000] | na ge wen quan de shui li bu hui you shen me qi guai de cheng fen ba |
| [00:29.000] | mei xiang dao... hui zai li zhi ta men mian qian bao lou chu na zhong bu kan de yang zi... |
| [00:34.000] | qiao men |
| [00:36.000] | qian fan tian ma |
| [00:39.000] | qian fan tian: zhe mu tong xue, mei shi ba? |
| [00:42.000] | zhe mu: bu tai hao |
| [00:44.000] | bao qian gei nan de de he su po le leng shui |
| [00:47.000] | qian fan tian: mei na hui shi... |
| [00:49.000] | hua shuo hui lai, jie xia lai da jia yi qi zhun bei jiang hun duan zi |
| [00:54.000] | zhe mu: a ha ha... ri yu zhong wei he guai fa yin xiang jin, wei tan guai tan xie yin zheng huo |
| [00:57.000] | shen me? fan ying guo lai |
| [00:58.000] | hun hun duan zi?! |
| [00:59.000] | qian fan tian: mei cuo. ru guo gan jue hao xie le, zhe mu tong xue ye qing yi qi lai ba |
| [01:04.000] | zhe mu: deng deng yi xia qian fan tian. |
| [01:06.000] | ni gang gang shuo shi mo?? |
| [01:07.000] | da jia yi qi? jiang hun duan zi!? |
| [01:10.000] | qian fan tian: dui, xia ji lv xing bi bei |
| [01:13.000] | yao shuo shui qian nian qing nan nv zuo de shi, ken ding shi zhe ge la |
| [01:17.000] | zhe mu: jiu zhe me kai shi jiang hun duan zi?? |
| [01:18.000] | qian fan tian: shi ya! hen qi guai ma? |
| [01:21.000] | zhe mu: que que shi shi xiu xue lv xing ken ding you de shi... |
| [01:25.000] | qian fan tian: ! li hui hao xiang you te bie jing cai de hun duan zi! qi dai |
| [01:30.000] | zhe mu: shan ming li hui na me xiao de nian ji ma?! |
| [01:32.000] | qian fan tian: zhe mu tong xue? zhe he nian ji xiao bu xiao mei guan xi |
| [01:36.000] | shui dou you yi liang ge zhe yang de gu shi o |
| [01:40.000] | zhe mu: shi zhe yang ma!? |
| [01:41.000] | qian fan tian: fu bu tong xue hai gao han zhe" hun duan zi jiu jiao gei wo ba!" lai zhe |
| [01:46.000] | hao qi dai a! |
| [01:47.000] | zhe mu: hao qi dai?! |
| [01:48.000] | qian fan tian: ! fu bu tong xue ye si hu hen shan chang na fang mian... |
| [01:51.000] | zhe mu: ting xia! qian fan tian |
| [01:53.000] | li zhi de hun duan zi ken ding bu shi shen me hao dong xi! |
| [01:56.000] | er duo hui zang! kuai xing xing!! |
| [01:58.000] | qian fan tian: hao guo fen! zhe mu tong xue |
| [02:00.000] | er qie mo ye hua tong xue ye hen xiang ting o |
| [02:03.000] | zhe mu: yi yuan?? zen me ke neng? |
| [02:05.000] | qian fan tian: bu kui shi mo ye hua tong xue ne |
| [02:07.000] | na zhong man hua si hu ye kan guo bu shao |
| [02:10.000] | zhe mu: nei ge wo si hu neng li jie... |
| [02:12.000] | dan shi! jiu suan zhe me shuo! ye mei fa zhi jie bian cheng zhan li ba!? |
| [02:16.000] | qian fan tian: zhe mu tong xue... wei shi me na me huang luan ne? |
| [02:20.000] | zhe mu: e... mei shi |
| [02:22.000] | wo... mei shi |
| [02:24.000] | qian fan tian: a dui le! hun duan zi de hua, wo ye you ge ting you yi si de o |
| [02:29.000] | zhe mu: shen me?? |
| [02:30.000] | qian fan tian: er qie, shi wo de qin shen ti yan... |
| [02:33.000] | zhe mu: shen shen me wan yi?? |
| [02:35.000] | qian fan tian: shi xiao xue wu nian ji shu jia de shi... qu xia ji hui jia de lu shang |
| [02:41.000] | wo yi ge ren zou ye lu de shi hou... |
| [02:43.000] | zhe mu: ting xia! qian fan tian! kuai sha che!! |
| [02:46.000] | qian fan tian: he he he he he he... |
| [02:47.000] | nan dao shuo, zhe mu tong xue bu shan chang zhe zhong hua ti ma? |
| [02:51.000] | zhe mu: zhe bu shi shan bu shan chang de wen ti... |
| [02:54.000] | zhe bu shi neng qing yi gen bie ren shuo de shi qing ba?! |
| [02:58.000] | hai xiao xue wu nian ji... tai bei can le |
| [03:01.000] | qian fan tian: mei na hui shi o |
| [03:03.000] | wo ti yan de, shi shui dou you guo de, pu tong zhi ji de hun duan zi |
| [03:08.000] | zhe mu: shui dou you guo de?? |
| [03:09.000] | qian fan tian: ! |
| [03:10.000] | zhe mu: pu tong zhi ji de hun duan zi??? |
| [03:11.000] | qian fan tian: !! |
| [03:12.000] | zhe mu tong xue... mei you guo ma? |
| [03:15.000] | zhe mu:... jing jing cha shu shu!! |
| [03:18.000] | qian fan tian: zhe mu tong xue?! |
| [03:19.000] | zhe mu: pian ren de!! ni men shi yi qi zai zheng wo ba! |
| [03:23.000] | mei cuo! shi li zhi! shi li zhi de zhi shi ba! |
| [03:26.000] | shuo shi mo da jia yi qi jiang hun duan zi, rang wo dong yao!! |
| [03:29.000] | bu hui de, bu hui rang ni men de cheng de! |
| [03:32.000] | qian fan tian: zhe mu tong xue, leng jing yi dian? |
| [03:33.000] | zhe mu: chu jian you ling xian zhen shen shi zhi qi wei ku mang cao! |
| [03:36.000] | zai shuo na zhong hun duan zi ba ba bu hui yun xu de! |
| [03:39.000] | he he jiu yi yang!! hun duan zi yao guo le er shi sui zhi hou! wa!! |
| [03:43.000] | qian fan tian: zhe mu tong xue huai diao le! you ren ma?? lai ren a!! |
| [03:48.000] | zhe mu: da jia ye you zhe zhong jing li ma? |
| [03:50.000] | she tuan lv xing de gong kou talk shi, zhi you zi ji bei pai chu zai wai? |
| [03:54.000] | qian fan tian: zai shuo shi mo a?? |
| [03:55.000] | zhe mu: ming ming xiang can jia dan shi shuo bu chu kou |
| [03:57.000] | yin wei yi zhi dou bai chu mo xing qu de biao qing |
| [04:00.000] | zhe ji mo, zhe tong ku, wo xiang rang shi jie zhi dao a...! |
| [04:05.000] | zhi you ni men zai jiang hun duan zi shen me de. wo jue dui bu hui ren tong de!! |
| [04:08.000] | bu hui ren tong de!!! |
| [04:09.000] | zong zhi tan bai shuo de hua... |
| [04:12.000] | ye ba wo, jiao shang a! |
| [04:14.000] | qian fan tian: suo yi shuo wo zai jiao ni a... |
| [04:16.000] | zhe mu: dan shi wo bu xiang qu a! |
| [04:18.000] | zhe fu za mao dun de nan ren xin, xi wang neng li jie yi xia! |
| [04:22.000] | qian fan tian: gen ben ting bu dong ni zai shuo shi mo... |
| [04:24.000] | zhe mu: ha a... wo shui le |
| [04:27.000] | qian fan tian: heng... sui ni bian ba |
| [04:30.000] | zhe mu: suo yi shuo ni jiao wo a! |
| [04:32.000] | qian fan tian: ha a... zhen shi ma fan... |
| [04:36.000] | zhe mu tong xue, mei xiang dao ni zhe me hai pa kong bu gu shi ne |
| [04:42.000] | End |
| [00:09.000] | bù kě néng de mù jiān jù dì qī mù " jiē xià lái dà jiā yì qǐ......" |
| [00:18.000] | zhé mù: è... méi xiǎng dào yūn táng huì chí xù zhè me zhǎng shí jiān |
| [00:23.000] | nà gè wēn quán de shuǐ lǐ bú huì yǒu shén me qí guài de chéng fèn ba |
| [00:29.000] | méi xiǎng dào... huì zài lǐ zhì tā men miàn qián bào lòu chū nà zhǒng bù kān de yàng zi... |
| [00:34.000] | qiāo mén |
| [00:36.000] | qiān fǎn tián ma |
| [00:39.000] | qiān fǎn tián: zhé mù tóng xué, méi shì ba? |
| [00:42.000] | zhé mù: bù tài hǎo |
| [00:44.000] | bào qiàn gěi nán de de hé sù pō le lěng shuǐ |
| [00:47.000] | qiān fǎn tián: méi nà huí shì... |
| [00:49.000] | huà shuō huí lái, jiē xià lái dà jiā yì qǐ zhǔn bèi jiǎng hūn duàn zǐ |
| [00:54.000] | zhé mù: ā hā hā... rì yǔ zhōng wěi hé guài fā yīn xiāng jìn, wěi tán guài tán xié yīn zhěng huó |
| [00:57.000] | shén me? fǎn yìng guò lái |
| [00:58.000] | hūn hūn duàn zǐ?! |
| [00:59.000] | qiān fǎn tián: méi cuò. rú guǒ gǎn jué hǎo xiē le, zhé mù tóng xué yě qǐng yì qǐ lái ba |
| [01:04.000] | zhé mù: děng děng yī xià qiān fǎn tián. |
| [01:06.000] | nǐ gāng gāng shuō shí mǒ?? |
| [01:07.000] | dà jiā yì qǐ? jiǎng hūn duàn zǐ!? |
| [01:10.000] | qiān fǎn tián: duì, xià jì lǚ xíng bì bèi |
| [01:13.000] | yào shuō shuì qián nián qīng nán nǚ zuò de shì, kěn dìng shì zhè gè la |
| [01:17.000] | zhé mù: jiù zhè me kāi shǐ jiǎng hūn duàn zǐ?? |
| [01:18.000] | qiān fǎn tián: shì ya! hěn qí guài ma? |
| [01:21.000] | zhé mù: què què shí shì xiū xué lǚ xíng kěn dìng yǒu de shì... |
| [01:25.000] | qiān fǎn tián: ! lí huì hǎo xiàng yǒu tè bié jīng cǎi de hūn duàn zǐ! qī dài |
| [01:30.000] | zhé mù: shàn míng lí huì nà me xiǎo de nián jì ma?! |
| [01:32.000] | qiān fǎn tián: zhé mù tóng xué? zhè hé nián jì xiǎo bù xiǎo méi guān xì |
| [01:36.000] | shuí dōu yǒu yī liǎng gè zhè yàng de gù shì ó |
| [01:40.000] | zhé mù: shì zhè yàng ma!? |
| [01:41.000] | qiān fǎn tián: fú bù tóng xué hái gāo hǎn zhe" hūn duàn zǐ jiù jiāo gěi wǒ ba!" lái zhe |
| [01:46.000] | hǎo qī dài a! |
| [01:47.000] | zhé mù: hǎo qī dài?! |
| [01:48.000] | qiān fǎn tián: ! fú bù tóng xué yě sì hū hěn shàn cháng nà fāng miàn... |
| [01:51.000] | zhé mù: tíng xià! qiān fǎn tián |
| [01:53.000] | lǐ zhì de hūn duàn zǐ kěn dìng bú shì shén me hǎo dōng xī! |
| [01:56.000] | ěr duǒ huì zàng! kuài xǐng xǐng!! |
| [01:58.000] | qiān fǎn tián: hǎo guò fèn! zhé mù tóng xué |
| [02:00.000] | ér qiě mó yé huā tóng xué yě hěn xiǎng tīng ó |
| [02:03.000] | zhé mù: yī yuán?? zěn me kě néng? |
| [02:05.000] | qiān fǎn tián: bù kuì shì mó yé huā tóng xué ne |
| [02:07.000] | nà zhǒng màn huà sì hū yě kàn guò bù shǎo |
| [02:10.000] | zhé mù: něi gè wǒ sì hū néng lǐ jiě... |
| [02:12.000] | dàn shì! jiù suàn zhè me shuō! yě méi fǎ zhí jiē biàn chéng zhàn lì ba!? |
| [02:16.000] | qiān fǎn tián: zhé mù tóng xué... wèi shí me nà me huāng luàn ne? |
| [02:20.000] | zhé mù: è... méi shì |
| [02:22.000] | wǒ... méi shì |
| [02:24.000] | qiān fǎn tián: a duì le! hūn duàn zǐ de huà, wǒ yě yǒu gè tǐng yǒu yì sī de ó |
| [02:29.000] | zhé mù: shén me?? |
| [02:30.000] | qiān fǎn tián: ér qiě, shì wǒ de qīn shēn tǐ yàn... |
| [02:33.000] | zhé mù: shén shén me wán yì?? |
| [02:35.000] | qiān fǎn tián: shì xiǎo xué wǔ nián jí shǔ jià de shì... qù xià jì huí jiā de lù shàng |
| [02:41.000] | wǒ yí ge rén zǒu yè lù de shí hòu... |
| [02:43.000] | zhé mù: tíng xià! qiān fǎn tián! kuài shā chē!! |
| [02:46.000] | qiān fǎn tián: hē hē hē hē hē hē... |
| [02:47.000] | nán dào shuō, zhé mù tóng xué bù shàn cháng zhè zhǒng huà tí ma? |
| [02:51.000] | zhé mù: zhè bú shì shàn bù shàn cháng de wèn tí... |
| [02:54.000] | zhè bú shì néng qīng yì gēn bié rén shuō de shì qíng ba?! |
| [02:58.000] | hái xiǎo xué wǔ nián jí... tài bēi cǎn le |
| [03:01.000] | qiān fǎn tián: méi nà huí shì ó |
| [03:03.000] | wǒ tǐ yàn de, shì shuí dōu yǒu guò de, pǔ tōng zhì jí de hūn duàn zǐ |
| [03:08.000] | zhé mù: shuí dōu yǒu guò de?? |
| [03:09.000] | qiān fǎn tián: ! |
| [03:10.000] | zhé mù: pǔ tōng zhì jí de hūn duàn zǐ??? |
| [03:11.000] | qiān fǎn tián: !! |
| [03:12.000] | zhé mù tóng xué... méi yǒu guò ma? |
| [03:15.000] | zhé mù:... jǐng jǐng chá shū shū!! |
| [03:18.000] | qiān fǎn tián: zhé mù tóng xué?! |
| [03:19.000] | zhé mù: piàn rén de!! nǐ men shì yì qǐ zài zhěng wǒ ba! |
| [03:23.000] | méi cuò! shì lǐ zhì! shì lǐ zhì de zhǐ shǐ ba! |
| [03:26.000] | shuō shí mǒ dà jiā yì qǐ jiǎng hūn duàn zǐ, ràng wǒ dòng yáo!! |
| [03:29.000] | bú huì de, bú huì ràng nǐ men dé chěng de! |
| [03:32.000] | qiān fǎn tián: zhé mù tóng xué, lěng jìng yì diǎn? |
| [03:33.000] | zhé mù: chū jiàn yōu líng xiàn zhēn shēn shǐ zhī qí wèi kū máng cǎo! |
| [03:36.000] | zài shuō nà zhǒng hūn duàn zǐ bà bà bú huì yǔn xǔ de! |
| [03:39.000] | hé hē jiǔ yí yàng!! hūn duàn zǐ yào guò le èr shí suì zhī hòu! wǎ!! |
| [03:43.000] | qiān fǎn tián: zhé mù tóng xué huài diào le! yǒu rén ma?? lái rén a!! |
| [03:48.000] | zhé mù: dà jiā yě yǒu zhè zhǒng jīng lì ma? |
| [03:50.000] | shè tuán lǚ xíng de gōng kǒu talk shí, zhǐ yǒu zì jǐ bèi pái chú zài wài? |
| [03:54.000] | qiān fǎn tián: zài shuō shí mǒ a?? |
| [03:55.000] | zhé mù: míng míng xiǎng cān jiā dàn shì shuō bu chū kǒu |
| [03:57.000] | yīn wèi yī zhí dōu bǎi chū mò xìng qù de biǎo qíng |
| [04:00.000] | zhè jì mò, zhè tòng kǔ, wǒ xiǎng ràng shì jiè zhī dào a...! |
| [04:05.000] | zhǐ yǒu nǐ men zài jiǎng hūn duàn zǐ shén me de. wǒ jué duì bú huì rèn tóng de!! |
| [04:08.000] | bú huì rèn tóng de!!! |
| [04:09.000] | zǒng zhī tǎn bái shuō de huà... |
| [04:12.000] | yě bǎ wǒ, jiào shàng a! |
| [04:14.000] | qiān fǎn tián: suǒ yǐ shuō wǒ zài jiào nǐ a... |
| [04:16.000] | zhé mù: dàn shì wǒ bù xiǎng qù a! |
| [04:18.000] | zhè fù zá máo dùn de nán rén xīn, xī wàng néng lǐ jiě yī xià! |
| [04:22.000] | qiān fǎn tián: gēn běn tīng bù dǒng nǐ zài shuō shí mǒ... |
| [04:24.000] | zhé mù: hā a... wǒ shuì le |
| [04:27.000] | qiān fǎn tián: hēng... suí nǐ biàn ba |
| [04:30.000] | zhé mù: suǒ yǐ shuō nǐ jiào wǒ a! |
| [04:32.000] | qiān fǎn tián: hā a... zhēn shì má fán... |
| [04:36.000] | zhé mù tóng xué, méi xiǎng dào nǐ zhè me hài pà kǒng bù gù shì ne |
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