歌曲 | ありえない幕間劇(その四)・『古典部のオーパーツ』 |
歌手 | 田中公平 |
专辑 | 氷菓 限定版 第2巻 |
下载 | Image LRC TXT |
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[00:08.38] | 不可能的幕间剧(四) |
[00:11.84] | 部员获得会议 |
[00:18.04] | 千反田:第一届 让古典部的部员越来越多会议 |
[00:22.87] | 摩耶花&里志:好~~~ |
[00:24.39] | 折木:好.... |
[00:25.77] | 千反田:会议主持是由我千反田爱瑠来担任 |
[00:29.69] | 文集的制作 冰菓的解谜 虽然也很重要 但是部员的扩招也是很重要的 |
[00:35.57] | 摩耶花:嗯 的确 只有四人而已 |
[00:38.47] | 里志:说的对呢 摩耶花 而且其中有两人还是兼部 |
[00:42.55] | 千反田:是 福部同学 就算是为了增加古典部战力 新部员的获得是必需的 |
[00:48.85] | 折木:战力是为了什么 |
[00:50.65] | 千反田:inter high的古典比赛 目标是优胜 |
[00:53.89] | 折木:不可能的 |
[00:55.22] | 千反田:总而言之 请大家各自想出募集部员的对策 |
[00:59.48] | 摩耶花&里志:好~~~ |
[01:01.16] | 千反田:那么首先 由我开始 |
[01:03.80] | 折木:嘛 就听一下吧 能增加部员的话文集的负担也能减轻啊 |
[01:09.35] | 千反田:折木同学说了些什么吗 |
[01:11.36] | 折木:不 没什么 然后呢 千反田的方案是? |
[01:15.06] | 千反田:是 在校门前贩卖白萝卜 |
[01:20.54] | 摩耶花:那个... |
[01:22.57] | 折木:抱歉 我不是太明白 |
[01:24.86] | 千反田:白萝卜有助于消化 降低血糖 还能分解致癌的亚硝酸胺等物质 蒸也可以 炖也可以 早在四千年前的埃及就开始栽培了 |
[01:35.81] | 摩耶花:原来如此 换句话说就是古典的农作物呢 |
[01:39.74] | 折木:别就这么接受了 还有就算白萝卜是古典的农作物 那么卖萝卜的就能让部员增加了么 |
[01:47.21] | 千反田:一定能增加的 |
[01:49.39] | 折木:为什么... |
[01:50.42] | 千反田:因为很好吃啊 |
[01:51.98] | 折木:那 那个 那个 嗯... 没什么 算了 |
[01:57.12] | 里志:嗯~~ 不过其中或许也有被千反田家的白萝卜所吸引而下定决心加入古典部的人吧 |
[02:05.61] | 折木:有才怪啊 那已经是园艺部的范畴了吧 |
[02:08.80] | 千反田:那么 就把古典部的名字改成园艺部... |
[02:11.56] | 折木:做不到!!! |
[02:12.62] | 千反田:那么 改成白萝卜部... |
[02:14.25] | 折木:为什么如此执着于萝卜? 驳回 驳回 |
[02:18.17] | 千反田:好吧 我明白了 那么 接下来福部同学 麻烦你了 |
[02:22.64] | 里志:啊 说的是呢 轮到我了啊 不过... |
[02:25.96] | 折木:数据库是得不出结论的 |
[02:28.86] | 里志:奉 奉太郎? |
[02:31.04] | 折木:你想说的事情 全国人都知道了 |
[02:34.69] | 里志:别... |
[02:35.76] | 千反田;说得也是 请下一个人说吧 |
[02:38.51] | 里志:连千反田同学也... |
[02:39.52] | 摩耶花:啰啰嗦嗦太麻烦了 |
[02:41.55] | 里志:好过分 |
[02:42.62] | 摩耶花:下一个是我了? |
[02:44.00] | 千反田:是的 那么就让我们听一下摩耶花同学的想法吧 关于如何有效率地募集到部员 可以的话 请加入白萝卜的元素 |
[02:53.46] | 折木:白萝卜就算了吧 |
[02:55.19] | 千反田:是 |
[02:56.56] | 摩耶花:咳咳 嗯 想募集部员的话...直白的说 小本子... |
[03:06.11] | 里志:那 那个 摩耶花 也就是说? |
[03:10.78] | 摩耶花:所以说是小本子啦! |
[03:14.30] | 折木:驳回 |
[03:14.91] | 里志:驳回 |
[03:15.61] | 千反田:驳回 |
[03:16.69] | 摩耶花:真是全场一致的态度啊 |
[03:18.60] | 折木:虽然不太明白 但是似乎不是什么好书 |
[03:21.10] | 里志:说得对 绝对不是什么好书 |
[03:22.43] | 千反田:虽然很好奇到底是糟糕到什么程度的书 这里反而不在意了 |
[03:27.40] | 摩耶花:唔嗯...那么折木 你的看法是什么啊 |
[03:31.98] | 折木:嗯? |
[03:33.32] | 摩耶花:你到现在为止都只是说白话 给我想些方案出来啊 |
[03:37.43] | 折木:方案吗 |
[03:38.72] | 里志:对对 该如何让更多人想加入古典部呢 无论如何都希望听听奉太郎的意见呢 |
[03:46.72] | 折木:嗯... |
[03:51.74] | 千反田:怎样了啊 折木同学 |
[03:53.93] | 折木:果然 就这样不就好了 |
[03:56.98] | 里志:唔啊... |
[03:58.21] | 折木;嘛 怎么样 我认为四个人也能把社团活动搞好 是吧 毕竟我们都是伙伴嘛 |
[04:05.35] | 摩耶花:这种恶心的话就别说了! |
[04:07.68] | 里志:已经放弃动脑子了吗 |
[04:09.25] | 折木:才没有那种事 |
[04:11.00] | 千反田:明明大家都在绞尽脑汁 折木同学最差劲了! |
[04:16.78] | 折木:不错呢 这个 请再说一次 |
[04:19.63] | 千反田:折木同学最差劲了! |
[04:21.26] | 折木:啊 倒不如说是夸奖啊 |
[04:23.14] | 千反田:最差劲了! |
[04:24.15] | 折木:嗯~~真受不了啊 |
[04:25.69] | 摩耶花:差~劲~ |
[04:26.90] | 折木:这个就让人恼火了 |
[04:28.53] | 千反田:这到底有什么差别呢?我 很好奇! |
[04:34.27] | 里志:啊 已经这么晚了 |
[04:36.51] | 摩耶花:唔~ |
[04:37.74] | 千反田:那么决定了 从明天放学后开始 贩卖白萝卜 大家一起加油吧! |
[04:43.79] | 折木:到最后还是白萝卜啊 |
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[00:08.38] | bu ke neng de mu jian ju si |
[00:11.84] | bu yuan huo de hui yi |
[00:18.04] | qian fan tian: di yi jie rang gu dian bu de bu yuan yue lai yue duo hui yi |
[00:22.87] | mo ye hua li zhi: hao |
[00:24.39] | zhe mu: hao.... |
[00:25.77] | qian fan tian: hui yi zhu chi shi you wo qian fan tian ai liu lai dan ren |
[00:29.69] | wen ji de zhi zuo bing guo de jie mi sui ran ye hen zhong yao dan shi bu yuan de kuo zhao ye shi hen zhong yao de |
[00:35.57] | mo ye hua: di que zhi you si ren er yi |
[00:38.47] | li zhi: shuo de dui ne mo ye hua er qie qi zhong you liang ren hai shi jian bu |
[00:42.55] | qian fan tian: shi fu bu tong xue jiu suan shi wei le zeng jia gu dian bu zhan li xin bu yuan de huo de shi bi xu de |
[00:48.85] | zhe mu: zhan li shi wei le shen me |
[00:50.65] | qian fan tian: inter high de gu dian bi sai mu biao shi you sheng |
[00:53.89] | zhe mu: bu ke neng de |
[00:55.22] | qian fan tian: zong er yan zhi qing da jia ge zi xiang chu mu ji bu yuan de dui ce |
[00:59.48] | mo ye hua li zhi: hao |
[01:01.16] | qian fan tian: na me shou xian you wo kai shi |
[01:03.80] | zhe mu: ma jiu ting yi xia ba neng zeng jia bu yuan de hua wen ji de fu dan ye neng jian qing a |
[01:09.35] | qian fan tian: zhe mu tong xue shuo le xie shen me ma |
[01:11.36] | zhe mu: bu mei shen me ran hou ne qian fan tian de fang an shi? |
[01:15.06] | qian fan tian: shi zai xiao men qian fan mai bai luo bo |
[01:20.54] | mo ye hua: na ge... |
[01:22.57] | zhe mu: bao qian wo bu shi tai ming bai |
[01:24.86] | qian fan tian: bai luo bo you zhu yu xiao hua jiang di xue tang hai neng fen jie zhi ai de ya xiao suan an deng wu zhi zheng ye ke yi dun ye ke yi zao zai si qian nian qian de ai ji jiu kai shi zai pei le |
[01:35.81] | mo ye hua: yuan lai ru ci huan ju hua shuo jiu shi gu dian de nong zuo wu ne |
[01:39.74] | zhe mu: bie jiu zhe me jie shou le hai you jiu suan bai luo bo shi gu dian de nong zuo wu na me mai luo bo de jiu neng rang bu yuan zeng jia le me |
[01:47.21] | qian fan tian: yi ding neng zeng jia de |
[01:49.39] | zhe mu: wei shi me... |
[01:50.42] | qian fan tian: yin wei hen hao chi a |
[01:51.98] | zhe mu: na na ge na ge ... mei shen me suan le |
[01:57.12] | li zhi: bu guo qi zhong huo xu ye you bei qian fan tian jia de bai luo bo suo xi yin er xia ding jue xin jia ru gu dian bu de ren ba |
[02:05.61] | zhe mu: you cai guai a na yi jing shi yuan yi bu de fan chou le ba |
[02:08.80] | qian fan tian: na me jiu ba gu dian bu de ming zi gai cheng yuan yi bu... |
[02:11.56] | zhe mu: zuo bu dao!!! |
[02:12.62] | qian fan tian: na me gai cheng bai luo bo bu... |
[02:14.25] | zhe mu: wei shi me ru ci zhi zhuo yu luo bo? bo hui bo hui |
[02:18.17] | qian fan tian: hao ba wo ming bai le na me jie xia lai fu bu tong xue ma fan ni le |
[02:22.64] | li zhi: a shuo de shi ne lun dao wo le a bu guo... |
[02:25.96] | zhe mu: shu ju ku shi de bu chu jie lun de |
[02:28.86] | li zhi: feng feng tai lang? |
[02:31.04] | zhe mu: ni xiang shuo de shi qing quan guo ren dou zhi dao le |
[02:34.69] | li zhi: bie... |
[02:35.76] | qian fan tian shuo de ye shi qing xia yi ge ren shuo ba |
[02:38.51] | li zhi: lian qian fan tian tong xue ye... |
[02:39.52] | mo ye hua: luo luo suo suo tai ma fan le |
[02:41.55] | li zhi: hao guo fen |
[02:42.62] | mo ye hua: xia yi ge shi wo le? |
[02:44.00] | qian fan tian: shi de na me jiu rang wo men ting yi xia mo ye hua tong xue de xiang fa ba guan yu ru he you xiao lv di mu ji dao bu yuan ke yi de hua qing jia ru bai luo bo de yuan su |
[02:53.46] | zhe mu: bai luo bo jiu suan le ba |
[02:55.19] | qian fan tian: shi |
[02:56.56] | mo ye hua: hai hai xiang mu ji bu yuan de hua... zhi bai de shuo xiao ben zi... |
[03:06.11] | li zhi: na na ge mo ye hua ye jiu shi shuo? |
[03:10.78] | mo ye hua: suo yi shuo shi xiao ben zi la! |
[03:14.30] | zhe mu: bo hui |
[03:14.91] | li zhi: bo hui |
[03:15.61] | qian fan tian: bo hui |
[03:16.69] | mo ye hua: zhen shi quan chang yi zhi de tai du a |
[03:18.60] | zhe mu: sui ran bu tai ming bai dan shi si hu bu shi shen me hao shu |
[03:21.10] | li zhi: shuo de dui jue dui bu shi shen me hao shu |
[03:22.43] | qian fan tian: sui ran hen hao qi dao di shi zao gao dao shen me cheng du de shu zhe li fan er bu zai yi le |
[03:27.40] | mo ye hua: wu ... na me zhe mu ni de kan fa shi shen me a |
[03:31.98] | zhe mu: ? |
[03:33.32] | mo ye hua: ni dao xian zai wei zhi dou zhi shi shuo bai hua gei wo xiang xie fang an chu lai a |
[03:37.43] | zhe mu: fang an ma |
[03:38.72] | li zhi: dui dui gai ru he rang geng duo ren xiang jia ru gu dian bu ne wu lun ru he dou xi wang ting ting feng tai lang de yi jian ne |
[03:46.72] | zhe mu: ... |
[03:51.74] | qian fan tian: zen yang le a zhe mu tong xue |
[03:53.93] | zhe mu: guo ran jiu zhe yang bu jiu hao le |
[03:56.98] | li zhi: wu a... |
[03:58.21] | zhe mu ma zen me yang wo ren wei si ge ren ye neng ba she tuan huo dong gao hao shi ba bi jing wo men dou shi huo ban ma |
[04:05.35] | mo ye hua: zhe zhong e xin de hua jiu bie shuo le! |
[04:07.68] | li zhi: yi jing fang qi dong nao zi le ma |
[04:09.25] | zhe mu: cai mei you na zhong shi |
[04:11.00] | qian fan tian: ming ming da jia dou zai jiao jin nao zhi zhe mu tong xue zui cha jin le! |
[04:16.78] | zhe mu: bu cuo ne zhe ge qing zai shuo yi ci |
[04:19.63] | qian fan tian: zhe mu tong xue zui cha jin le! |
[04:21.26] | zhe mu: a dao bu ru shuo shi kua jiang a |
[04:23.14] | qian fan tian: zui cha jin le! |
[04:24.15] | zhe mu: zhen shou bu liao a |
[04:25.69] | mo ye hua: cha jin |
[04:26.90] | zhe mu: zhe ge jiu rang ren nao huo le |
[04:28.53] | qian fan tian: zhe dao di you shen me cha bie ne? wo hen hao qi! |
[04:34.27] | li zhi: a yi jing zhe me wan le |
[04:36.51] | mo ye hua: wu |
[04:37.74] | qian fan tian: na me jue ding le cong ming tian fang xue hou kai shi fan mai bai luo bo da jia yi qi jia you ba! |
[04:43.79] | zhe mu: dao zui hou hai shi bai luo bo a |
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[00:08.38] | bù kě néng de mù jiān jù sì |
[00:11.84] | bù yuán huò dé huì yì |
[00:18.04] | qiān fǎn tián: dì yī jiè ràng gǔ diǎn bù de bù yuán yuè lái yuè duō huì yì |
[00:22.87] | mó yé huā lǐ zhì: hǎo |
[00:24.39] | zhé mù: hǎo.... |
[00:25.77] | qiān fǎn tián: huì yì zhǔ chí shì yóu wǒ qiān fǎn tián ài liú lái dān rèn |
[00:29.69] | wén jí de zhì zuò bīng guǒ de jiě mí suī rán yě hěn zhòng yào dàn shì bù yuán de kuò zhāo yě shì hěn zhòng yào de |
[00:35.57] | mó yé huā: dí què zhǐ yǒu sì rén ér yǐ |
[00:38.47] | lǐ zhì: shuō de duì ne mó yé huā ér qiě qí zhōng yǒu liǎng rén hái shì jiān bù |
[00:42.55] | qiān fǎn tián: shì fú bù tóng xué jiù suàn shì wèi le zēng jiā gǔ diǎn bù zhàn lì xīn bù yuán de huò dé shì bì xū de |
[00:48.85] | zhé mù: zhàn lì shì wèi le shén me |
[00:50.65] | qiān fǎn tián: inter high de gǔ diǎn bǐ sài mù biāo shì yōu shèng |
[00:53.89] | zhé mù: bù kě néng de |
[00:55.22] | qiān fǎn tián: zǒng ér yán zhī qǐng dà jiā gè zì xiǎng chū mù jí bù yuán de duì cè |
[00:59.48] | mó yé huā lǐ zhì: hǎo |
[01:01.16] | qiān fǎn tián: nà me shǒu xiān yóu wǒ kāi shǐ |
[01:03.80] | zhé mù: ma jiù tīng yī xià ba néng zēng jiā bù yuán de huà wén jí de fù dān yě néng jiǎn qīng a |
[01:09.35] | qiān fǎn tián: zhé mù tóng xué shuō le xiē shén me ma |
[01:11.36] | zhé mù: bù méi shén me rán hòu ne qiān fǎn tián de fāng àn shì? |
[01:15.06] | qiān fǎn tián: shì zài xiào mén qián fàn mài bái luó bo |
[01:20.54] | mó yé huā: nà gè... |
[01:22.57] | zhé mù: bào qiàn wǒ bú shì tài míng bái |
[01:24.86] | qiān fǎn tián: bái luó bo yǒu zhù yú xiāo huà jiàng dī xuè táng hái néng fēn jiě zhì ái de yà xiāo suān àn děng wù zhì zhēng yě kě yǐ dùn yě kě yǐ zǎo zài sì qiān nián qián de āi jí jiù kāi shǐ zāi péi le |
[01:35.81] | mó yé huā: yuán lái rú cǐ huàn jù huà shuō jiù shì gǔ diǎn de nóng zuò wù ne |
[01:39.74] | zhé mù: bié jiù zhè me jiē shòu le hái yǒu jiù suàn bái luó bo shì gǔ diǎn de nóng zuò wù nà me mài luó bo de jiù néng ràng bù yuán zēng jiā le me |
[01:47.21] | qiān fǎn tián: yí dìng néng zēng jiā de |
[01:49.39] | zhé mù: wèi shí me... |
[01:50.42] | qiān fǎn tián: yīn wèi hěn hǎo chī a |
[01:51.98] | zhé mù: nà nà gè nà gè ... méi shén me suàn le |
[01:57.12] | lǐ zhì: bù guò qí zhōng huò xǔ yě yǒu bèi qiān fǎn tián jiā de bái luó bo suǒ xī yǐn ér xià dìng jué xīn jiā rù gǔ diǎn bù de rén ba |
[02:05.61] | zhé mù: yǒu cái guài a nà yǐ jīng shì yuán yì bù de fàn chóu le ba |
[02:08.80] | qiān fǎn tián: nà me jiù bǎ gǔ diǎn bù de míng zì gǎi chéng yuán yì bù... |
[02:11.56] | zhé mù: zuò bú dào!!! |
[02:12.62] | qiān fǎn tián: nà me gǎi chéng bái luó bo bù... |
[02:14.25] | zhé mù: wèi shí me rú cǐ zhí zhuó yú luó bo? bó huí bó huí |
[02:18.17] | qiān fǎn tián: hǎo ba wǒ míng bái le nà me jiē xià lái fú bù tóng xué má fán nǐ le |
[02:22.64] | lǐ zhì: a shuō de shì ne lún dào wǒ le a bù guò... |
[02:25.96] | zhé mù: shù jù kù shì de bù chū jié lùn de |
[02:28.86] | lǐ zhì: fèng fèng tài láng? |
[02:31.04] | zhé mù: nǐ xiǎng shuō de shì qíng quán guó rén dōu zhī dào le |
[02:34.69] | lǐ zhì: bié... |
[02:35.76] | qiān fǎn tián shuō de yě shì qǐng xià yī ge rén shuō ba |
[02:38.51] | lǐ zhì: lián qiān fǎn tián tóng xué yě... |
[02:39.52] | mó yé huā: luō luō suo suo tài má fán le |
[02:41.55] | lǐ zhì: hǎo guò fèn |
[02:42.62] | mó yé huā: xià yī ge shì wǒ le? |
[02:44.00] | qiān fǎn tián: shì de nà me jiù ràng wǒ men tīng yī xià mó yé huā tóng xué de xiǎng fǎ ba guān yú rú hé yǒu xiào lǜ dì mù jí dào bù yuán kě yǐ de huà qǐng jiā rù bái luó bo de yuán sù |
[02:53.46] | zhé mù: bái luó bo jiù suàn le ba |
[02:55.19] | qiān fǎn tián: shì |
[02:56.56] | mó yé huā: hāi hāi xiǎng mù jí bù yuán de huà... zhí bái de shuō xiǎo běn zi... |
[03:06.11] | lǐ zhì: nà nà gè mó yé huā yě jiù shì shuō? |
[03:10.78] | mó yé huā: suǒ yǐ shuō shì xiǎo běn zi la! |
[03:14.30] | zhé mù: bó huí |
[03:14.91] | lǐ zhì: bó huí |
[03:15.61] | qiān fǎn tián: bó huí |
[03:16.69] | mó yé huā: zhēn shì quán chǎng yī zhì de tài dù a |
[03:18.60] | zhé mù: suī rán bù tài míng bái dàn shì sì hū bú shì shén me hǎo shū |
[03:21.10] | lǐ zhì: shuō de duì jué duì bú shì shén me hǎo shū |
[03:22.43] | qiān fǎn tián: suī rán hěn hào qí dào dǐ shì zāo gāo dào shén me chéng dù de shū zhè lǐ fǎn ér bù zài yì le |
[03:27.40] | mó yé huā: wú ... nà me zhé mù nǐ de kàn fǎ shì shén me a |
[03:31.98] | zhé mù: ? |
[03:33.32] | mó yé huā: nǐ dào xiàn zài wéi zhǐ dōu zhǐ shì shuō bái huà gěi wǒ xiǎng xiē fāng àn chū lái a |
[03:37.43] | zhé mù: fāng àn ma |
[03:38.72] | lǐ zhì: duì duì gāi rú hé ràng gèng duō rén xiǎng jiā rù gǔ diǎn bù ne wú lùn rú hé dōu xī wàng tīng tīng fèng tài láng de yì jiàn ne |
[03:46.72] | zhé mù: ... |
[03:51.74] | qiān fǎn tián: zěn yàng le a zhé mù tóng xué |
[03:53.93] | zhé mù: guǒ rán jiù zhè yàng bù jiù hǎo le |
[03:56.98] | lǐ zhì: wú a... |
[03:58.21] | zhé mù ma zěn me yàng wǒ rèn wéi sì gè rén yě néng bǎ shè tuán huó dòng gǎo hǎo shì ba bì jìng wǒ men dōu shì huǒ bàn ma |
[04:05.35] | mó yé huā: zhè zhǒng ě xīn de huà jiù bié shuō le! |
[04:07.68] | lǐ zhì: yǐ jīng fàng qì dòng nǎo zi le ma |
[04:09.25] | zhé mù: cái méi yǒu nà zhǒng shì |
[04:11.00] | qiān fǎn tián: míng míng dà jiā dōu zài jiǎo jìn nǎo zhī zhé mù tóng xué zuì chā jìn le! |
[04:16.78] | zhé mù: bù cuò ne zhè gè qǐng zài shuō yī cì |
[04:19.63] | qiān fǎn tián: zhé mù tóng xué zuì chā jìn le! |
[04:21.26] | zhé mù: a dào bù rú shuō shì kuā jiǎng a |
[04:23.14] | qiān fǎn tián: zuì chā jìn le! |
[04:24.15] | zhé mù: zhēn shòu bù liǎo a |
[04:25.69] | mó yé huā: chà jìn |
[04:26.90] | zhé mù: zhè gè jiù ràng rén nǎo huǒ le |
[04:28.53] | qiān fǎn tián: zhè dào dǐ yǒu shén me chā bié ne? wǒ hěn hào qí! |
[04:34.27] | lǐ zhì: a yǐ jīng zhè me wǎn le |
[04:36.51] | mó yé huā: wú |
[04:37.74] | qiān fǎn tián: nà me jué dìng le cóng míng tiān fàng xué hòu kāi shǐ fàn mài bái luó bo dà jiā yì qǐ jiā yóu ba! |
[04:43.79] | zhé mù: dào zuì hòu hái shì bái luó bo a |