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And y'aint even want it wit da boy |
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Cuz the way I'm livin life, is a muthafuckin joy |
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On some grown man BI |
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I could have been a girl |
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Or any ethnicity up in the world |
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but I'm rollin with the top back |
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I ain't gotta worry where the cops at |
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I ain't gotta wear a fucking bra strap |
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Me and the crew |
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Are really doing everything that we like to |
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Man it's a damn good day to be a white dude |
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shit, im living good up in this bitch |
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dicky rollin round the city, blowin good up in that wip |
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I aint black or Dominican, not Hispanic or Indian |
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So imprisonment is not a predicament, I envision |
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For a white boy |
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Hollatcha muthafuckin kike, boy |
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Higher than a muthafuckin kite, it's iight boi |
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They ain't suspicious of jews |
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Ill show contrition it's cool |
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Slap on the wrist, get ma daddy to choose |
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One of them top lawyers dat be rollin round in his crew |
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I'm eating chop soy and bowlin on a carnival cruise |
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Das what I do kid |
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Happy that my name aint stupid |
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Dave coulda been Daquan wit a few kids |
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But now I'm farting, overeating at meals, |
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If ain't I gotta theme party, Ion't be at goodwill |
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I'm dentist paying, tennis playing, smellin on some cabernet |
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And I aint gay but if I was, everything would be okay, look... |
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I know I'm being condescending in ma rhymes |
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But ma premium channels mean tyler perry's never live |
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getting tickets, they sick, I sit at the eagle |
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where I'm eating when I'm high's where they eat at to survive (food chainssss) |
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And y'aint even want it wit da boy |
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Cuz the way I'm livin life, is a muthafuckin joy |
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On some grown man BI |
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I could have been a girl |
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Or any ethnicity up in the world |
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but I'm rollin with the top back |
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I ain't gotta worry where the cops at |
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I ain't gotta wear a fucking bra strap |
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Me and the crew |
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Are really doing everything that we like to |
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Man it's a damn good day to be a white dude |
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Yeah. It's little DI in this bitch ho |
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Happy that I'm white, but relieved I aint a chick yo |
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I never wake up and have to cake on ma make up |
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Or straighten hair, I aint given a damn |
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I'm wearing whatever I wanna in this muthafucka |
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They up in heels |
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And tummy tuckin, theyon't grub except for takin them pills, foreal... |
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And ion't bleach shit |
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Ion't gotta eat dick |
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I aint bleeding up out ma penis |
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Smoking the weed, ion't fall asleep because I'm cheefing |
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In disagreements, i participate without weeping |
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And when I'm freaking, I'm getting daps, high fives, and all that |
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Ma rep goin up, and at best, ho a slut |
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So what up |
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Ya boy cut up |
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But eat butter |
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and I ain't gotta speak to ma mother...to still love her |
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And I been getting better looking with age |
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But a guy can get who he deserves wit a horrible face |
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"Seal interlude" |
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I go on dates, and never have to worry bout getting raped |
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And I watch a game and never have to worry bout how it's played |
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And I meet a babe and never have to act deliriously fake |
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And if impregnate I can pack a back and be on my way, but good luck girl! |
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And y'aint even want it wit da boy |
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Cuz the way I'm livin life, is a muthafuckin joy |
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On some grown man BI |
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I could have been a girl |
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Or any ethnicity up in the world |
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but I'm rollin with the top back |
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I ain't gotta worry where the cops at |
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I ain't gotta wear a fucking bra strap |
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Me and the crew |
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Are really doing everything that we like to |
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Man it's a damn good day to be a white dude |
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Yeah... I'm happy as fuck man |
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First off I'm a dude so |
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There was a one in two chance of that sucking |
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But now I can run a seven minute mile |
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I can defend my self adequately |
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I can be logical |
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I can get along with my room-mates |
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Watch serious movies without being scared by them |
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And the on top of that I'm white |
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Which is like, amazing because |
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Everybody naturally assumes I'm a great person |
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I get a fair shot at the life I deserve |
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I mean I could underachieve my way into any college in the country |
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I get my hair cut at a salon |
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People hold the door open for me which is nice |
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Er, I never have to get into a fight, like, for social purposes |
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And please don't take this as me just disparaging black people |
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It ain't about that |
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It's about me being happy that I'm white, know what I'm saying? |
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But on that note, could someone explain to me why Fat Joe, and any other person of Hispanic descent, is allowed to say the N-word |
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I mean I guess it's unrelated but like that shit don't make any sense |
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I've been thinking about that shit a lot |
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Because like if I could say the N-word, it would really help my rhyme scheme out |
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It's like the perfect filler word |
