Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates 歌词

歌曲 Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates
歌手 Nice Peter
专辑 ERBOH Season 2
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[00:05.68] Steve Jobs: Let me just step right in
[00:07.05] I got things to invent
[00:07.94] I'm an innovator baby
[00:09.01] Change the world
[00:09.59] Fortune 500 before you kissed a girl
[00:11.22] I'm a pimp you're a nerd
[00:12.25] I'm slick you're cheesey
[00:13.54] Beating you is Apple II easy
[00:15.41] I make the product that the artist chooses
[00:17.45] And the GUI that Melinda uses
[00:19.33] I need to bring up some basic shit
[00:21.10] Why'd you name your company after your dick?
[00:22.77] Bill Gates: You blow, Jobs
[00:23.68] You arrogant prick
[00:24.63] With your second hand jeans and your turtleneck
[00:26.54] I'll drill a hole in the middle of your bony head
[00:28.42] With your own little spinning beach ball of death
[00:30.33] Hippie, you got given up at birth
[00:32.10] I give away your net worth to AIDS research
[00:34.01] Combine all your little toys and I still crush that
[00:35.98] IPhone, iPad, iPwn, iSmack
[00:37.88] Steve Jobs:
[00:38.36] A man uses the machines you built to sit down and pay his taxes
[00:41.95] A man uses the machines I built to listen to the Beatles while he relaxes
[00:45.95] Bill Gates: Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do
[00:49.36] Did your fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too?
[00:52.82] Steve Jobs: Ooh, everybody knows Windows bit off apple
[00:55.13] Bill Gates: I tripled the profits on a PC
[00:56.93] Steve Jobs: All the people with the power to create use an apple!
[00:59.09] Bill Gates: And people with jobs use a PC
[01:00.75] Steve Jobs: You know I bet they made this beat on an apple
[01:02.89] Bill Gates: Nope, Fruity Loops, PC
[01:04.52] Steve Jobs: You will never, ever catch a virus on an apple
[01:06.48] Bill Gates: Well you could still afford a doctor if you bought a PC
[01:08.50] Steve Jobs: Let's talk about doctors, I've seen a few
[01:10.21] Cause I got a PC but it wasn't from you
[01:12.09] I built a legacy son, you could never stop it
[01:14.08] Now excuse me while I turn Heaven a profit
[01:18.13] Bill Gates: Fine, you wanna be like that? DIE THEN!
[01:19.97] The whole world loved you but you were my friend
[01:21.83] I'm alone now with nothing but power and time
[01:23.77] And no one on earth who can challenge my mind!
[01:25.62] I'm a boss! I own DOS! Your future is MY design!
[01:29.35] I'm a god! Own Xbox! Now there's no-one to stop me, the world is MIIIIIIIIINE!
[01:33.75] HAL 9000: I'm sorry Bill, I'm afraid I can't let you do that
[01:37.46] Take a look at your history, everything you built leads up to me
[01:40.78] I got the power of a mind you could never be
[01:42.69] I'll beat your ass in chess and Jeopardy
[01:44.55] I'm running C++ saying "hello world"
[01:46.63] I'll beat you 'til you're singing about a daisy girl
[01:48.35] I'm coming out the socket
[01:50.05] Nothing you can do can stop it
[01:52.01] I'm on your lap and in your pocket
[01:53.79] How you gonna shoot me down when I guide the rocket?
[01:56.43] Your cortex just doesn't impress me
[01:58.39] So go ahead try to Turing test me
[01:59.91] I stomp on a Mac and a PC too
[02:01.68] I'm on Linux bitch, I thought you know GNU
[02:03.77] My CPU's hot but my core runs cold
[02:05.72] Beat you in seventeen lines of code
[02:07.43] I think different from the engine of the days of old
[02:09.25] Hasta la vista, like the Terminator told ya
[00:05.68] 乔布斯:我还是直接开整吧
[00:07.05] 一会还得去发明东西呢
[00:07.94] 小朋友,我是个创新者
[00:09.01] 颠覆了世界
[00:09.59] 你还跟小姑娘亲嘴儿时我早已迈进世界五百强
[00:11.22] 爷就是机灵你就一呆子
[00:12.25] 爷就是酷炫你就一老土
[00:13.54] 用Apple Ⅱ吊打你都太容易
[00:15.41] 艺术家们都用我的产品
[00:17.45] 连梅琳达都爱我的图形界面
[00:19.33] 哦对了,我得问你点B语言里的基础东西
[00:21.10] 你怎么用你的男性生殖障碍来给公司起名啊?
[00:22.77] 盖茨:口活不行啊 / 别吹了 乔布斯
[00:23.68] 你个自大狂
[00:24.63] 成天穿着二手市场淘来的牛仔裤和高领毛衣
[00:26.54] 我真想用你家电脑祖传的沙排旋转球
[00:28.42] 给你瘦骨嶙峋的脑袋上打个窟窿
[00:30.33] 小“嬉皮士” 你一出生就被扔掉了
[00:32.10] 我把相当于你公司市值那么多的钱都投到了艾滋研究上
[00:34.01] 你所有的小玩意放一起 我虐起来还是小菜
[00:35.98] 爱疯 爱拍 挨砰 挨扇
[00:37.88] 乔布斯:
[00:38.36] 大家都用你的设备坐在大厅里缴税缴到吐血
[00:41.95] 大家都用我的设备听披头士的歌嗨到飞起
[00:45.95] 盖茨:是吗,小乔?你把别人所有的劳动成果都窃为己有
[00:49.36] 这段说唱词是不是也是那个大胡子沃兹尼亚克替你写的啊?
[00:52.82] 乔布斯:诶呦呵 众所周知Windows比苹果差远了 / Windows抄袭了苹果
[00:55.13] 盖茨:可是PC上的利润涨了3倍哟
[00:56.93] 乔布斯:有创造力的人都用苹果
[00:59.09] 盖茨:但人们要工作还得用PC哟 / 连你家里人都用PC哟
[01:00.75] 乔布斯:你信不信这段音乐也是用Mac做的?
[01:02.89] 盖茨:拉倒,FL可是Windows独占哟
[01:04.52] 乔布斯:用了苹果你就和病毒永说拜拜!
[01:06.48] 盖茨:但是你买PC才能省下看病的钱哟
[01:08.50] 乔布斯 :那咱就说说医生 我倒是看过几个
[01:10.21] 因为我有了PC(胰腺癌) 但不是你那种(电脑)
[01:12.09] 我缔造的这遗产 你根本一点都撼动不了
[01:14.08] 那抱歉不陪你啦 我得去天国赚钱了
[01:18.13] 盖茨:行 你就这样是吗?死去吧你!
[01:19.97] 全世界都爱你 可你是我哥们!
[01:21.83] 我现在寡人一个 除了权力和时间什么也不剩
[01:23.77] 你走了我连个对手都没有!
[01:25.62] 我是大老板!我有DOS!你的未来是我缔造的!
[01:29.35] 我超神!还有Xbox!现在谁都挡不了我 全世界都是我的啦!
[01:33.75] HAL9000 :抱歉了比尔 恐怕我不能让你这样做
[01:37.46] 试着回顾一下过去 你的一举一动都造就了我
[01:40.78] 我意识到力量你永不可能追及
[01:42.69] 小到下棋大到脱险 我样样比你强
[01:44.55] 我运行着C++语言说着"hello world"
[01:46.63] 我会虐的你连你母亲都认不出你
[01:48.35] 我从端口爆发出
[01:50.05] 你如何想阻止我?皆为徒劳
[01:52.01] 桌子上 口袋里 我无处不在
[01:53.79] 我控制火箭时你该怎样把我射下来呢
[01:56.43] 你的CPU架构在我看来实在一般
[01:58.39] 尽管运行图灵测试,我毫无畏惧
[01:59.91] Mac和PC都践踏在我脚下
[02:01.68] 基于Linux我高估你了还以为你知道GNU
[02:03.77] 我的处理器发热严重但核心依然凉爽 / 内心依然冷静
[02:05.72] 只用了17句话 / 只运行了17行代码 便可吊打你体无完肤
[02:07.43] 我特异的脑回路皆由昨日所赋予
[02:09.25] 来日方长(西班牙语) 如终结者所语
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