| 歌曲 | Nikola Tesla vs Thomas Edison |
| 歌手 | Nice Peter |
| 专辑 | ERBOH Season 2 |
| [00:01.59] | Epic Rap Battles of History |
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| [00:05.62] | \\ Thomas Edison // |
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| [00:07.42] | VerSuS |
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| [00:08.39] | \\ Nikola Tesla // |
| [00:10.55] | |
| [00:10.56] | Step up! |
| [00:11.42] | |
| [00:11.43] | You'll be shocked |
| [00:12.08] | |
| [00:12.09] | when I spit and start static. |
| [00:13.37] | |
| [00:13.38] | I'll rip your style |
| [00:14.14] | |
| [00:14.15] | and add it to my long list of patents! |
| [00:15.71] | |
| [00:15.72] | While you were busy digging ditches and burning bridges, |
| [00:18.20] | |
| [00:18.21] | I'm pumping out inventions, stacking riches, |
| [00:19.81] | |
| [00:19.80] | so go back to your pigeons! |
| [00:21.21] | |
| [00:21.22] | You're a geek, |
| [00:22.11] | |
| [00:22.12] | plagued by OCD! |
| [00:23.63] | |
| [00:23.64] | You never had sex, |
| [00:24.71] | |
| [00:24.72] | but you sure got |
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| [00:25.64] | screwed by me! |
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| [00:26.46] | I'll crush you Tesla. |
| [00:27.32] | |
| [00:27.33] | There's just no putting it gently. |
| [00:28.96] | |
| [00:28.97] | I don't alternate my flow. |
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| [00:30.52] | I diss you |
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| [00:31.16] | directly! |
| [00:32.17] | |
| [00:32.18] | I see a universe of infinite energy, |
| [00:34.24] | |
| [00:34.25] | But no potential for threat |
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| [00:35.56] | from this enemy! |
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| [00:36.42] | So you can call me Tesla, |
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| [00:37.83] | Nikola, |
| [00:38.46] | |
| [00:38.47] | impeccably dressed. |
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| [00:39.66] | Giving lessons in electrical nemesis, |
| [00:41.35] | |
| [00:41.36] | this will be on the test! |
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| [00:42.71] | So confess to your thefts, |
| [00:44.13] | |
| [00:44.14] | and let the whole world know |
| [00:45.46] | |
| [00:45.47] | What the Serbian did |
| [00:46.59] | |
| [00:46.60] | for the Wizard of Menlo! |
| [00:48.48] | |
| [00:48.49] | History is getting rewritten, |
| [00:49.90] | |
| [00:49.91] | and I have reddit; |
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| [00:51.05] | Your best invention |
| [00:52.09] | |
| [00:52.10] | was a way to steal credit. |
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| [00:53.42] | The truth hertz. |
| [00:54.33] | |
| [00:54.34] | You're broke and washed up! |
| [00:55.31] | |
| [00:55.32] | Don't give a smidgen |
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| [00:56.16] | bout your visions if they can't make a buck! |
| [00:57.84] | |
| [00:57.85] | I conduct business, |
| [00:58.80] | |
| [00:58.81] | understood things you never could. |
| [01:00.62] | |
| [01:00.63] | So dope that I even make New Jersey look good! |
| [01:03.15] | |
| [01:03.16] | I'm on the record I invented. |
| [01:04.60] | |
| [01:04.61] | You got duped, there, I said it, |
| [01:05.83] | |
| [01:05.84] | And I'll bet you 50 thousand dollars |
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| [01:07.66] | that you'll never forget it! |
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| [01:08.48] | Without me, |
| [01:09.34] | |
| [01:09.35] | here's a taste of what this battle would be! |
| [01:11.58] | |
| [01:11.59] | No lights, no camera, no sound. See? |
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| [01:14.74] | You fool, |
| [01:15.45] | |
| [01:15.46] | you think that you can touch me with this? |
| [01:17.02] | |
| [01:17.03] | You couldn't handle my gifts |
| [01:18.15] | |
| [01:18.16] | with your greedy little mind. |
| [01:19.70] | |
| [01:19.71] | What's inside mine was ahead of its own time! |
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| [01:21.92] | You did not steal from me, |
| [01:23.29] | |
| [01:23.30] | you stole me from mankind! |
| [01:24.87] | |
| [01:24.88] | It's a wireless transmission of truth, |
| [01:26.93] | |
| [01:26.94] | And it's shocking real story of a banker and you, |
| [01:29.49] | |
| [01:29.48] | And if the people knew |
| [01:30.64] | |
| [01:30.65] | you stopped me from making power free, |
| [01:32.37] | |
| [01:32.38] | They would curse the con Edison with every utility! |
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| [01:35.58] | Who won? |
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| [01:36.71] | Who's next? |
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| [01:38.04] | you decide |
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| [01:40.90] | Epic Rap Battles of History |
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| [00:01.59] | shǐ shī jí shuō chàng lì shǐ dà zhàn |
| [00:05.62] | tuō mǎ sī ài dí shēng |
| [00:07.42] | duì jué |
| [00:08.39] | ní gǔ lā tè sī lā |
| [00:10.56] | shēng yā shàng qián |
| [00:11.43] | nǐ jiāng huì bèi zhèn dào |
| [00:12.09] | dāng wǒ shuō chàng tǔ cáo chū jìng diàn huǒ huā |
| [00:13.38] | wǒ bā diào nǐ de fēng gé |
| [00:14.15] | bǎ tā xiě jìn wǒ cháng cháng de zhuān lì biǎo dān |
| [00:15.72] | dāng nǐ hái máng zhe zào qiáo wā kēng lái miǎn qiǎng wéi chí shēng jì |
| [00:18.21] | wǒ lā bèng bān chōu chū wú shù fā míng, jī lěi cái fù |
| [00:19.80] | suǒ yǐ gǔn huí qù wán nǐ de gē zi ba |
| [00:21.22] | nǐ gè guài tāi |
| [00:22.12] | hái bèi qiǎng pò zhèng kùn rǎo |
| [00:23.64] | nǐ dōu méi yǒu guò xìng shēng huó |
| [00:24.72] | dàn nǐ jué duì huì |
| [00:25.64] | bèi wǒ de luó wén a |
| [00:26.46] | wǒ jī kuǎ nǐ tè sī lā |
| [00:27.33] | zhè lǐ jué méi yǒu xīn cí shǒu ruǎn |
| [00:28.97] | wǒ cái bù gǎi biàn wǒ de shuō chàng fēng gé |
| [00:30.52] | wǒ xiū rǔ nǐ |
| [00:31.16] | zhí liú dào dǐ |
| [00:32.18] | wǒ néng kàn dào yǔ zhòu zhōng de wú xiàn néng yuán |
| [00:34.25] | dàn kàn bú dào dīng diǎn wēi xié de shì néng |
| [00:35.56] | lái zì zhè gè dí rén |
| [00:36.42] | suǒ yǐ nǐ kě yǐ jiào wǒ tè sī lā |
| [00:37.83] | ní gǔ lā |
| [00:38.47] | wú kě tiāo tī de yī zhuó |
| [00:39.66] | gěi nǐ hǎo hǎo jiǎng jiǎng diàn xué kè chéng |
| [00:41.36] | zhè huì shì jīn wǎn de xiǎo cè yàn |
| [00:42.71] | suǒ yǐ kuài tǎn bái nǐ de tōu qiè zuì xíng |
| [00:44.14] | ràng quán shì jiè dōu zhī dào |
| [00:45.47] | wǒ zhè gè sài ěr wéi yà rén |
| [00:46.60] | dōu wèi mén luò wū shī zuò le shén me |
| mén luò wū shī ài dí shēng de chuò hào gōng zuò dì diǎn | |
| [00:48.49] | lì shǐ zhèng zài bèi chóng xiě |
| [00:49.91] | ér qiě wǒ kàn guò reddit |
| [00:51.05] | nǐ zuì hǎo de fā míng |
| [00:52.10] | jiù shì yòng piāo qiè de fāng shì yíng lì |
| [00:53.42] | shì shí shāng rén |
| [00:54.34] | nǐ pò chǎn qiè qióng de yī gān èr bái |
| [00:55.32] | bú yào bái fèi xīn sī |
| [00:56.16] | rú guǒ nǐ de huàn xiǎng zhēng bù lái qián |
| [00:57.85] | wǒ guǎn lǐ shēng yì |
| [00:58.81] | zhèi xiē nǐ yǒng yuǎn bú huì dǒng |
| [01:00.63] | wǒ wèi hé zhè me diào wǒ shèn zhì ràng xīn zé xī kàn qǐ lái bù cuò |
| [01:03.16] | wǒ zhèng lù xià wǒ fā míng de dōng xī |
| [01:04.61] | nǐ bèi wǒ qī piàn zhè wǒ chéng rèn |
| [01:05.84] | ér qiě wǒ dǔ nà 5w měi jīn de shì |
| [01:07.66] | huì ràng nǐ kè gǔ míng xīn |
| [01:08.48] | méi yǒu wǒ |
| [01:09.35] | kàn kàn zhè chǎng zhàn dòu huì biàn chéng shén me yàng zi |
| [01:11.59] | méi guāng méi shè xiàng méi shēng yīn dǒng? |
| [01:14.74] | nǐ zhè gè chǔn huò |
| [01:15.46] | nǐ yǐ wéi nǐ néng yòng zhèi xiē yǔ wǒ pǐ dí? |
| [01:17.03] | nǐ wú fǎ zhǎng kòng wǒ de tiān fù |
| [01:18.16] | yòng nǐ xīn zhōng tān lán de xiǎo suàn pán |
| [01:19.71] | ér wǒ nèi zài de sī xiǎng zǎo yǐ kuà yù le tā suǒ chǔ de shí dài |
| [01:21.92] | nǐ bìng bú shì tōu zǒu le wǒ de dōng xī |
| [01:23.30] | nǐ tōu zǒu de shì quán rén lèi de cái chǎn |
| [01:24.88] | zhè shì yí gè wú xiàn chuán shū de shì shí |
| [01:26.94] | yí gè lìng rén zhèn jīng dí zhēn shí gù shì guān yú yí gè yín háng jiā hái yǒu nǐ le |
| [01:29.48] | rú guǒ ràng rén men zhī dào |
| [01:30.65] | nǐ zǔ zhǐ wǒ ràng néng yuán biàn wéi miǎn fèi |
| [01:32.38] | tā men huì zǔ zhòu ài dí shēng gōng sī huā diào tā men de měi yī bǐ néng yuán fèi |
| [01:35.58] | shèng lì shǔ yú shuí? |
| [01:36.71] | shuí jiāng shì xià yī ge? |
| [01:38.04] | nǐ lái jué dìng |
| [01:40.90] | shǐ shī jí shuō chàng lì shǐ dà zhàn |