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Three days later, go see the doctor |
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I was walking down the street, rocking my beat |
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Clapping my hands and stomping my feet |
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I saw a little lady, so neat and petite |
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So was so sweet, yes I wanted to meet |
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So I asked this lady, could I take her out |
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We could wine and dine and we could talk about |
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The birds and the bees in my waterbed |
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And you could treat me like a Buddha and bow your head |
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We continued to talk and before you knew it |
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We were at my house and it was time to do it |
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As soon as I finished, I lost my poise |
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Ran outside and told all my boys |
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I said, "Listen up fellas, come over here, bust it" |
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They said, "Did you get it?", I said, "Yeah", they said, "How was it?" |
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The poontang was dope and you know that I rocked her |
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But three days later, go see the doctor |
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I rocked her to the left, rocked her to the right |
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She felt so good, hugged me so tight |
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I said, "Goodnight", three days later |
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Woke up fussing, yelling and cussing |
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Drip, drip, dripping and puss, puss, pussing |
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I went to the bathroom and said, "Mama mia!" |
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I'm a kill that girl next time I see her |
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The madder I got, the more I reminisce |
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Why is my thing, thing burning like this? |
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Well, I remember the first day I saw that girl |
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I just couldn't wait to rock her world |
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I said, "Hey good looking, what you got cooking?" |
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What have I done stuck my dick in? |
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Now I know why her ex-boyfriend Dave calls her Mrs. Microwave |
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'Cause she was hotter than an oven and I had to learn |
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The hard way stay in the microwave too long, you get burned |
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But the poontang was dope and you know that I rocked her |
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But three days later, go see the doctor |
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I went to the doctor's office, I said, "What have I got?" |
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He said, "Turn around boy and take this shot" |
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I looked at him like he was crazy, and I said, "What?" |
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Ain't nobody sticking nothing in my butt |
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He turned and said in a real deep voice |
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"Have it your way, if that's your choice |
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And I'll put it down if you want me to put it |
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But don't blame me if it turns into a foot" |
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"Extending from the middle of your body |
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And the next time you see your cute hottie |
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You won't be able to screw, the only thing you can do |
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Is just kick her, so go take karate" |
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As I turned around to receive my injection |
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I said, "Next time I'll use some protection" |
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If I see another girl and I get an erection |
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I'm walking in the other direction |
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'Cause I don't wanna do the sick, sick dance |
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So I'm keeping my prick inside my pants |
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And if I see another girl and I know I can rock her |
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Before I push up, I'll make her go, see the doctor |
