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The sun is hot and that ol' clock is movin' slow and so am I |
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Workday passes like molasses in wintertime but it's July |
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Gettin' paid by the hour and older by the minute |
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My boss just pushed me over the limit |
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I'd like to call him somethin' but think I'll just call it a day |
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Pour me somethin' tall and strong |
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Make it a hurricane before I go insane |
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It's only half past twelve but I don't care |
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It's five o'clock somewhere |
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This lunch break is gonna take all afternoon and half the night |
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Tomorrow morning I know there'll be hell to pay, hey but that's all right |
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I ain't had a day off now in over a year |
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My Jamaican vacation's gonna start right here |
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If the phone's for me, you can tell 'em I've just sailed away |
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And pour me somethin' tall and strong |
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Make it a hurricane before I go insane |
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It's only half past twelve but I don't care |
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It's five o'clock somewhere |
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I could pay off my tab |
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Pour myself in a cab and be back to work before 2 |
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At a moment like this, I can't help but wonder |
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What would Jimmy Buffett do? |
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Funny you should ask, Alan I'd say |
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Pour me somethin' tall and strong |
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Make it a hurricane before I go insane |
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It's only half past twelve but I don't care |
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Pour me somethin' tall and strong |
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Make it a hurricane before I go insane |
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It's only half past twelve but I don't care |
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He don't care and I don't care |
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It's five o'clock somewhere |
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What time zone am I on? What country am I in? |
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It doesn't matter, it's five o'clock somewhere |
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It's always on five in Margarita Ville, come to think of it |
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I heard that |
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You've been there haven't you? |
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Yes, sir |
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I've seen your boat there |
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I've been to Margarita Ville a few times |
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All right, that's good |
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Stumbled my way back |
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Okay just want to make sure |
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You can keep it between the navigational beacons |
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Between the bouys, I got it |
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All right, it's five o'clock |
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Let's go somewhere |
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I'm ready, crank it up |
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Let's get out of here, I'm gone |