ありえない幕間劇(その五)・『伯父さんの帰還』 歌词
| 歌曲 | ありえない幕間劇(その五)・『伯父さんの帰還』 |
| 歌手 | 田中公平 |
| 专辑 | 氷菓 限定版 第3巻特典 CD |
| 下载 | Image LRC TXT |
| [00:08.20] | 不可能的幕间剧 其五 |
| [00:11.15] | |
| [00:12.12] | 『伯父的归来』 |
| [00:13.16] | |
| [00:21.11] | 千反田：折木同学，不好了！ |
| [00:23.08] | 折 木：怎么了，千反田，这么着急？ |
| [00:25.25] | 千反田：伯父他，关谷纯他....还活着。 |
| [00:30.29] | 折 木：什么？ |
| [00:32.24] | 千反田：印度的日本大使馆已经发来了联络，在孟加拉找到了他 |
| [00:38.05] | 千反田：似乎已经回到日本了。 |
| [00:39.25] | 折 木：哦，那不也挺好的嘛！ |
| [00:43.07] | 千反田：是啊，不过.... |
| [00:45.18] | 折 木：不是很平安啊，你难道不高兴吗？ |
| [00:48.16] | 千反田：当然很高兴，但是同时伯父还寄来了一封信。 |
| [00:53.07] | 折 木：吼！ |
| [00:53.28] | 千反田：说什么，作为前部员（OB），已经很久没有看到过古典部的样子了 |
| [00:58.18] | 折 木：也就是会过来啰？（古典部）这里 |
| [01:01.10] | 千反田：对...而且从信上看，似乎正好就是今天 |
| [01:04.16] | 关谷纯：古典部的部室就是这里吧！ |
| [01:07.11] | ....脚步.... |
| [01:09.13] | 关谷纯：哦，哈哈，看看这怎么了，放学后密室里的一对男女 |
| [01:14.13] | 关谷纯：嗷！嗷！看样子我是打扰了啊 |
| [01:17.05] | 折 木：诶...这谁？...咋了？ |
| [01:18.23] | 千反田：啊...伯父 |
| [01:20.11] | 关谷纯：对，我就是伯父，关谷纯 |
| [01:24.04] | 折 木：欸欸欸.... |
| [01:25.06] | 关谷纯：写作“纯洁”的“纯”，关谷纯 |
| [01:28.08] | 关谷纯：跨越了45的时间，最后终于到达了 |
| [01:32.27] | 关谷纯：哈，古典部啊，我回来啦 |
| [01:35.15] | 关谷纯：说笑的，哈哈哈哈... |
| [01:37.25] | 折 木：唔啊.... |
| [01:39.03] | 千反田：伯父！真的是伯父吧？ |
| [01:42.10] | 关谷纯：那当然啦！ |
| [01:44.07] | 关谷纯：噢哦~~~爱瑠糖，好久不见 |
| [01:47.11] | 折 木：爱瑠糖？？？ |
| [01:48.11] | 千反田：伯父，好想你啊！ |
| [01:51.13] | 关谷纯：呣嗯，爱瑠啊，你也变大了啊？（？？？） |
| [01:55.27] | 关谷纯：最后看到你的时候，明明还只是个（让人赏心悦目的）小学生而已 |
| [02:01.18] | 关谷纯：现在已经长的这么亭亭玉立了啊，伯父我真的是... |
| [02:06.10] | 关谷纯：太失望了！ |
| [02:07.14] | 折 木：不，那不是应该感到高兴的地方嘛！ |
| [02:09.05] | 关谷纯：开玩笑的，开玩笑的 |
| [02:10.03] | 关谷纯：嘛，那啥 |
| [02:11.19] | 关谷纯：侄女长成这样的黑长直隐性巨乳 |
| [02:15.04] | 关谷纯：自然是最吼的啦！ |
| [02:16.25] | 折 木：差劲啊，各种意义上都好差劲啊！ |
| [02:19.28] | 关谷纯：话说，刚刚就在咕哒咕哒的（吐槽我），你真吵啊 |
| [02:23.29] | 关谷纯：爱瑠，这年轻人是谁啊？ |
| [02:26.22] | 千反田：这位是折木 奉太郎同学 |
| [02:28.21] | 千反田：是解开伯父留下来的『冰果』的含义的恩人 |
| [02:32.14] | 关谷纯：什么，你居然... |
| [02:33.27] | 折 木：唔，嘛... |
| [02:35.10] | 关谷纯：开什么玩笑，我是不会认同你和爱瑠交往的 |
| [02:37.25] | 折 木：你到底有没有在听别人讲话啊！ |
| [02:39.10] | 关谷纯：照镜子看看，那张仿佛睁不开眼的帅脸 |
| [02:43.19] | 关谷纯：绝对是那种一边装作生人勿近，一边说着“呀嘞呀嘞” |
| [02:46.12] | 关谷纯：最后把所有周围的女人都独占了的（轻小说）主人公的脸啊 |
| [02:48.29] | 折 木：那是什么偏见啊！ |
| [02:50.13] | 关谷纯：不，伯父我是知道的，绝对不会上你的上当 |
| [02:54.03] | 折 木：喂，千反田，这个大叔真的是那个关谷纯吗？ |
| [02:58.29] | 千反田：应该是这样的... |
| [03:00.24] | 千反田：不过（记忆中）应该是一个更加成熟稳重的人才对... |
| [03:03.21] | 关谷纯：啊（察觉），你那是什么态度... |
| [03:06.00] | 关谷纯：你一定觉得我是假货吧 |
| [03:08.23] | 千反田：唔，嘛... |
| [03:10.15] | 折 木：完全看不出来是会利用『冰果』这个名字来隐藏自己心声的人呢 |
| [03:16.26] | 关谷纯：啊！『冰果』呀 |
| [03:19.14] | 关谷纯：那个时候特别想吃冰淇凌（ice cream） |
| [03:23.14] | 关谷纯：不知不觉就决定了（『冰果』这个名字） |
| [03:25.02] | 折 木：这就是真相？ |
| [03:26.10] | 关谷纯：当然，也包含了深奥的意思在里面 |
| [03:28.20] | 关谷纯：心中一直在呐喊着“好想吃冰淇凌啊啊啊” |
| [03:32.04] | 千反田：根！本！一！点！也！不！深！奥！ |
| [03:33.27] | 关谷纯：哎，从以前开始就不擅长拒绝别人啊 |
| [03:36.27] | 关谷纯：“成为反抗运动的领导人吧”什么的 |
| [03:38.26] | 关谷纯：被人这么一说后就变得洋洋得意了起来 |
| [03:42.14] | 关谷纯：成员没招到几个，退学也只是时间的问题了 |
| [03:46.08] | 关谷纯：不如说，退学了反而更清静了 |
| [03:48.27] | 折 木：啊，总觉得不成样子啊 |
| [03:52.02] | 千反田：不过，因为道场失火而要背负责任什么的 |
| [03:57.00] | 关谷纯：哦，那场火灾啊，虽然是令人伤心的事件 |
| [04:01.13] | 关谷纯：那也是没有办法的啊 |
| [04:03.18] | 千反田：伯父？ |
| [04:04.19] | 关谷纯：因为放火的人是我嘛 |
| [04:06.28] | 折木&千反田：喂！ |
| [04:07.06] | |
| [04:07.20] | 关谷纯：那一晚上一不小心就过头了 |
| [04:11.00] | 关谷纯：因为有个看不顺眼的柔道部的家伙，禁不住就... |
| [04:14.06] | 关谷纯：呀啊~真的是爽到了！（？？？） |
| [04:16.18] | 千反田：太过分了，伯父！ |
| [04:18.11] | 千反田：那为什么那时候对着幼年的我说出那些话呢？ |
| [04:23.08] | 关谷纯：那些话？ |
| [04:24.18] | 千反田：对听了『冰果』含义的我说： |
| [04:27.05] | “要变得坚强，一旦太过弱小的话， |
| [04:30.20] | 最终会迎来连悲鸣都发不出来的日子” |
| [04:33.08] | 关谷纯：说不一定还真说过！ |
| [04:35.21] | 关谷纯：遇到痴汉要发出悲鸣什么的 |
| [04:38.08] | 关谷纯：之类的话 |
| [04:39.08] | 千反田：欸欸∑( ° △ °|||)︴ |
| [04:40.03] | 关谷纯：哦，对了，爱瑠糖也要小心这个男人哦 |
| [04:44.18] | 折 木：最后还要把我当成痴汉啊！？ |
| [04:46.21] | 千反田：简直太过分了！ |
| [04:48.04] | 关谷纯：哈哈哈蛤！ |
| [04:48.28] | 千反田：呜呜呜呜！（哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈誒哈哈哈哈哈...） |
| [04:51.29] | 折 木：已经分不清什么是什么了... |
| [04:53.29] | 折 木：总之，冷静下来，千反田！ |
| [04:56.19] | 关谷纯：哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈蛤！ |
| [05:00.29] | |
| [05:06.29] | ...娇喘... |
| [05:14.23] | |
| [05:16.03] | 折 木：做了个超级奇怪的梦 |
| [05:19.27] | 折 木：话说，关谷纯是纵火犯吗... |
| [05:25.07] | 折 木：不可能啊 |
| [00:08.20] | bu ke neng de mu jian ju qi wu |
| [00:11.15] | |
| [00:12.12] | bo fu de gui lai |
| [00:13.16] | |
| [00:21.11] | qian fan tian: zhe mu tong xue, bu hao le! |
| [00:23.08] | zhe mu: zen me le, qian fan tian, zhe me zhao ji? |
| [00:25.25] | qian fan tian: bo fu ta, guan gu chun ta.... hai huo zhe. |
| [00:30.29] | zhe mu: shen me? |
| [00:32.24] | qian fan tian: yin du de ri ben da shi guan yi jing fa lai le lian luo, zai meng jia la zhao dao le ta |
| [00:38.05] | qian fan tian: si hu yi jing hui dao ri ben le. |
| [00:39.25] | zhe mu: o, na bu ye ting hao de ma! |
| [00:43.07] | qian fan tian: shi a, bu guo.... |
| [00:45.18] | zhe mu: bu shi hen ping an a, ni nan dao bu gao xing ma? |
| [00:48.16] | qian fan tian: dang ran hen gao xing, dan shi tong shi bo fu hai ji lai le yi feng xin. |
| [00:53.07] | zhe mu: hou! |
| [00:53.28] | qian fan tian: shuo shi mo, zuo wei qian bu yuan OB, yi jing hen jiu mei you kan dao guo gu dian bu de yang zi le |
| [00:58.18] | zhe mu: ye jiu shi hui guo lai luo? gu dian bu zhe li |
| [01:01.10] | qian fan tian: dui... er qie cong xin shang kan, si hu zheng hao jiu shi jin tian |
| [01:04.16] | guan gu chun: gu dian bu de bu shi jiu shi zhe li ba! |
| [01:07.11] | .... jiao bu.... |
| [01:09.13] | guan gu chun: o, ha ha, kan kan zhe zen me le, fang xue hou mi shi li de yi dui nan nv |
| [01:14.13] | guan gu chun: ao! ao! kan yang zi wo shi da rao le a |
| [01:17.05] | zhe mu: ei... zhe shui?... za le? |
| [01:18.23] | qian fan tian: a... bo fu |
| [01:20.11] | guan gu chun: dui, wo jiu shi bo fu, guan gu chun |
| [01:24.04] | zhe mu: ai ai ai.... |
| [01:25.06] | guan gu chun: xie zuo" chun jie" de" chun", guan gu chun |
| [01:28.08] | guan gu chun: kua yue le 45 de shi jian, zui hou zhong yu dao da le |
| [01:32.27] | guan gu chun: ha, gu dian bu a, wo hui lai la |
| [01:35.15] | guan gu chun: shuo xiao de, ha ha ha ha... |
| [01:37.25] | zhe mu: wu a.... |
| [01:39.03] | qian fan tian: bo fu! zhen de shi bo fu ba? |
| [01:42.10] | guan gu chun: na dang ran la! |
| [01:44.07] | guan gu chun: o o ai liu tang, hao jiu bu jian |
| [01:47.11] | zhe mu: ai liu tang??? |
| [01:48.11] | qian fan tian: bo fu, hao xiang ni a! |
| [01:51.13] | guan gu chun: , ai liu a, ni ye bian da le a???? |
| [01:55.27] | guan gu chun: zui hou kan dao ni de shi hou, ming ming hai zhi shi ge rang ren shang xin yue mu di xiao xue sheng er yi |
| [02:01.18] | guan gu chun: xian zai yi jing zhang de zhe me ting ting yu li le a, bo fu wo zhen de shi... |
| [02:06.10] | guan gu chun: tai shi wang le! |
| [02:07.14] | zhe mu: bu, na bu shi ying gai gan dao gao xing de di fang ma! |
| [02:09.05] | guan gu chun: kai wan xiao de, kai wan xiao de |
| [02:10.03] | guan gu chun: ma, na sha |
| [02:11.19] | guan gu chun: zhi nv chang cheng zhe yang de hei chang zhi yin xing ju ru |
| [02:15.04] | guan gu chun: zi ran shi zui hou de la! |
| [02:16.25] | zhe mu: cha jin a, ge zhong yi yi shang dou hao cha jin a! |
| [02:19.28] | guan gu chun: hua shuo, gang gang jiu zai gu da gu da de tu cao wo, ni zhen chao a |
| [02:23.29] | guan gu chun: ai liu, zhe nian qing ren shi shui a? |
| [02:26.22] | qian fan tian: zhe wei shi zhe mu feng tai lang tong xue |
| [02:28.21] | qian fan tian: shi jie kai bo fu liu xia lai de bing guo de han yi de en ren |
| [02:32.14] | guan gu chun: shen me, ni ju ran... |
| [02:33.27] | zhe mu: wu, ma... |
| [02:35.10] | guan gu chun: kai shen me wan xiao, wo shi bu hui ren tong ni he ai liu jiao wang de |
| [02:37.25] | zhe mu: ni dao di you mei you zai ting bie ren jiang hua a! |
| [02:39.10] | guan gu chun: zhao jing zi kan kan, na zhang fang fu zheng bu kai yan de shuai lian |
| [02:43.19] | guan gu chun: jue dui shi na zhong yi bian zhuang zuo sheng ren wu jin, yi bian shuo zhe" ya lei ya lei" |
| [02:46.12] | guan gu chun: zui hou ba suo you zhou wei de nv ren dou du zhan le de qing xiao shuo zhu ren gong de lian a |
| [02:48.29] | zhe mu: na shi shen me pian jian a! |
| [02:50.13] | guan gu chun: bu, bo fu wo shi zhi dao de, jue dui bu hui shang ni de shang dang |
| [02:54.03] | zhe mu: wei, qian fan tian, zhe ge da shu zhen de shi na ge guan gu chun ma? |
| [02:58.29] | qian fan tian: ying gai shi zhe yang de... |
| [03:00.24] | qian fan tian: bu guo ji yi zhong ying gai shi yi ge geng jia cheng shu wen zhong de ren cai dui... |
| [03:03.21] | guan gu chun: a cha jue, ni na shi shen me tai du... |
| [03:06.00] | guan gu chun: ni yi ding jue de wo shi jia huo ba |
| [03:08.23] | qian fan tian: wu, ma... |
| [03:10.15] | zhe mu: wan quan kan bu chu lai shi hui li yong bing guo zhe ge ming zi lai yin cang zi ji xin sheng de ren ne |
| [03:16.26] | guan gu chun: a! bing guo ya |
| [03:19.14] | guan gu chun: na ge shi hou te bie xiang chi bing qi ling ice cream |
| [03:23.14] | guan gu chun: bu zhi bu jue jiu jue ding le bing guo zhe ge ming zi |
| [03:25.02] | zhe mu: zhe jiu shi zhen xiang? |
| [03:26.10] | guan gu chun: dang ran, ye bao han le shen ao de yi si zai li mian |
| [03:28.20] | guan gu chun: xin zhong yi zhi zai na han zhe" hao xiang chi bing qi ling a a a" |
| [03:32.04] | qian fan tian: gen! ben! yi! dian! ye! bu! shen! ao! |
| [03:33.27] | guan gu chun: ai, cong yi qian kai shi jiu bu shan chang ju jue bie ren a |
| [03:36.27] | guan gu chun:" cheng wei fan kang yun dong de ling dao ren ba" shen me de |
| [03:38.26] | guan gu chun: bei ren zhe me yi shuo hou jiu bian de yang yang de yi le qi lai |
| [03:42.14] | guan gu chun: cheng yuan mei zhao dao ji ge, tui xue ye zhi shi shi jian de wen ti le |
| [03:46.08] | guan gu chun: bu ru shuo, tui xue le fan er geng qing jing le |
| [03:48.27] | zhe mu: a, zong jue de bu cheng yang zi a |
| [03:52.02] | qian fan tian: bu guo, yin wei dao chang shi huo er yao bei fu ze ren shen me de |
| [03:57.00] | guan gu chun: o, na chang huo zai a, sui ran shi ling ren shang xin de shi jian |
| [04:01.13] | guan gu chun: na ye shi mei you ban fa de a |
| [04:03.18] | qian fan tian: bo fu? |
| [04:04.19] | guan gu chun: yin wei fang huo de ren shi wo ma |
| [04:06.28] | zhe mu qian fan tian: wei! |
| [04:07.06] | |
| [04:07.20] | guan gu chun: na yi wan shang yi bu xiao xin jiu guo tou le |
| [04:11.00] | guan gu chun: yin wei you ge kan bu shun yan de rou dao bu de jia huo, jin bu zhu jiu... |
| [04:14.06] | guan gu chun: ya a zhen de shi shuang dao le!??? |
| [04:16.18] | qian fan tian: tai guo fen le, bo fu! |
| [04:18.11] | qian fan tian: na wei shi me na shi hou dui zhe you nian de wo shuo chu nei xie hua ne? |
| [04:23.08] | guan gu chun: nei xie hua? |
| [04:24.18] | qian fan tian: dui ting le bing guo han yi de wo shuo: |
| [04:27.05] | " yao bian de jian qiang, yi dan tai guo ruo xiao de hua, |
| [04:30.20] | zui zhong hui ying lai lian bei ming dou fa bu chu lai de ri zi" |
| [04:33.08] | guan gu chun: shuo bu yi ding hai zhen shuo guo! |
| [04:35.21] | guan gu chun: yu dao chi han yao fa chu bei ming shen me de |
| [04:38.08] | guan gu chun: zhi lei de hua |
| [04:39.08] | qian fan tian: ai ai |
| [04:40.03] | guan gu chun: o, dui le, ai liu tang ye yao xiao xin zhe ge nan ren o |
| [04:44.18] | zhe mu: zui hou hai yao ba wo dang cheng chi han a!? |
| [04:46.21] | qian fan tian: jian zhi tai guo fen le! |
| [04:48.04] | guan gu chun: ha ha ha ha! |
| [04:48.28] | qian fan tian: wu wu wu wu! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ei ha ha ha ha ha... |
| [04:51.29] | zhe mu: yi jing fen bu qing shen me shi shen me le... |
| [04:53.29] | zhe mu: zong zhi, leng jing xia lai, qian fan tian! |
| [04:56.19] | guan gu chun: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! |
| [05:00.29] | |
| [05:06.29] | ... jiao chuan... |
| [05:14.23] | |
| [05:16.03] | zhe mu: zuo le ge chao ji qi guai de meng |
| [05:19.27] | zhe mu: hua shuo, guan gu chun shi zong huo fan ma... |
| [05:25.07] | zhe mu: bu ke neng a |
| [00:08.20] | bù kě néng de mù jiān jù qí wǔ |
| [00:11.15] | |
| [00:12.12] | bó fù de guī lái |
| [00:13.16] | |
| [00:21.11] | qiān fǎn tián: zhé mù tóng xué, bù hǎo le! |
| [00:23.08] | zhé mù: zěn me le, qiān fǎn tián, zhè me zhāo jí? |
| [00:25.25] | qiān fǎn tián: bó fù tā, guān gǔ chún tā.... hái huó zhe. |
| [00:30.29] | zhé mù: shén me? |
| [00:32.24] | qiān fǎn tián: yìn dù de rì běn dà shǐ guǎn yǐ jīng fā lái le lián luò, zài mèng jiā lā zhǎo dào le tā |
| [00:38.05] | qiān fǎn tián: sì hū yǐ jīng huí dào rì běn le. |
| [00:39.25] | zhé mù: ó, nà bù yě tǐng hǎo de ma! |
| [00:43.07] | qiān fǎn tián: shì a, bù guò.... |
| [00:45.18] | zhé mù: bú shì hěn píng ān a, nǐ nán dào bù gāo xìng ma? |
| [00:48.16] | qiān fǎn tián: dāng rán hěn gāo xìng, dàn shì tóng shí bó fù hái jì lái le yī fēng xìn. |
| [00:53.07] | zhé mù: hǒu! |
| [00:53.28] | qiān fǎn tián: shuō shí mǒ, zuò wéi qián bù yuán OB, yǐ jīng hěn jiǔ méi yǒu kàn dào guò gǔ diǎn bù de yàng zi le |
| [00:58.18] | zhé mù: yě jiù shì huì guò lái luō? gǔ diǎn bù zhè lǐ |
| [01:01.10] | qiān fǎn tián: duì... ér qiě cóng xìn shàng kàn, sì hū zhèng hǎo jiù shì jīn tiān |
| [01:04.16] | guān gǔ chún: gǔ diǎn bù de bù shì jiù shì zhè lǐ ba! |
| [01:07.11] | .... jiǎo bù.... |
| [01:09.13] | guān gǔ chún: ó, hā hā, kàn kàn zhè zěn me le, fàng xué hòu mì shì lǐ de yī duì nán nǚ |
| [01:14.13] | guān gǔ chún: áo! áo! kàn yàng zi wǒ shì dǎ rǎo le a |
| [01:17.05] | zhé mù: éi... zhè shuí?... zǎ le? |
| [01:18.23] | qiān fǎn tián: a... bó fù |
| [01:20.11] | guān gǔ chún: duì, wǒ jiù shì bó fù, guān gǔ chún |
| [01:24.04] | zhé mù: āi āi āi.... |
| [01:25.06] | guān gǔ chún: xiě zuò" chún jié" de" chún", guān gǔ chún |
| [01:28.08] | guān gǔ chún: kuà yuè le 45 de shí jiān, zuì hòu zhōng yú dào dá le |
| [01:32.27] | guān gǔ chún: hā, gǔ diǎn bù a, wǒ huí lái la |
| [01:35.15] | guān gǔ chún: shuō xiào de, hā hā hā hā... |
| [01:37.25] | zhé mù: wú a.... |
| [01:39.03] | qiān fǎn tián: bó fù! zhēn de shì bó fù ba? |
| [01:42.10] | guān gǔ chún: nà dāng rán la! |
| [01:44.07] | guān gǔ chún: ō ó ài liú táng, hǎo jǐu bu jiàn |
| [01:47.11] | zhé mù: ài liú táng??? |
| [01:48.11] | qiān fǎn tián: bó fù, hǎo xiǎng nǐ a! |
| [01:51.13] | guān gǔ chún: , ài liú a, nǐ yě biàn dà le a???? |
| [01:55.27] | guān gǔ chún: zuì hòu kàn dào nǐ de shí hòu, míng míng hái zhǐ shì gè ràng rén shǎng xīn yuè mù dì xiǎo xué shēng ér yǐ |
| [02:01.18] | guān gǔ chún: xiàn zài yǐ jīng zhǎng de zhè me tíng tíng yù lì le a, bó fù wǒ zhēn de shì... |
| [02:06.10] | guān gǔ chún: tài shī wàng le! |
| [02:07.14] | zhé mù: bù, nà bú shì yīng gāi gǎn dào gāo xìng de dì fāng ma! |
| [02:09.05] | guān gǔ chún: kāi wán xiào de, kāi wán xiào de |
| [02:10.03] | guān gǔ chún: ma, nà shà |
| [02:11.19] | guān gǔ chún: zhí nǚ cháng chéng zhè yàng de hēi cháng zhí yǐn xìng jù rǔ |
| [02:15.04] | guān gǔ chún: zì rán shì zuì hǒu de la! |
| [02:16.25] | zhé mù: chà jìn a, gè zhǒng yì yì shàng dōu hǎo chà jìn a! |
| [02:19.28] | guān gǔ chún: huà shuō, gāng gāng jiù zài gū dā gū dā de tǔ cáo wǒ, nǐ zhēn chǎo a |
| [02:23.29] | guān gǔ chún: ài liú, zhè nián qīng rén shì shuí a? |
| [02:26.22] | qiān fǎn tián: zhè wèi shì zhé mù fèng tài láng tóng xué |
| [02:28.21] | qiān fǎn tián: shì jiě kāi bó fù liú xià lái de bīng guǒ de hán yì de ēn rén |
| [02:32.14] | guān gǔ chún: shén me, nǐ jū rán... |
| [02:33.27] | zhé mù: wú, ma... |
| [02:35.10] | guān gǔ chún: kāi shén me wán xiào, wǒ shì bú huì rèn tóng nǐ hé ài liú jiāo wǎng de |
| [02:37.25] | zhé mù: nǐ dào dǐ yǒu méi yǒu zài tīng bié rén jiǎng huà a! |
| [02:39.10] | guān gǔ chún: zhào jìng zi kàn kàn, nà zhāng fǎng fú zhēng bù kāi yǎn de shuài liǎn |
| [02:43.19] | guān gǔ chún: jué duì shì nà zhǒng yī biān zhuāng zuò shēng rén wù jìn, yī biān shuō zhe" ya lei ya lei" |
| [02:46.12] | guān gǔ chún: zuì hòu bǎ suǒ yǒu zhōu wéi de nǚ rén dōu dú zhàn le de qīng xiǎo shuō zhǔ rén gōng de liǎn a |
| [02:48.29] | zhé mù: nà shi shén me piān jiàn a! |
| [02:50.13] | guān gǔ chún: bù, bó fù wǒ shì zhī dào de, jué duì bú huì shàng nǐ de shàng dàng |
| [02:54.03] | zhé mù: wèi, qiān fǎn tián, zhè gè dà shū zhēn de shì nà gè guān gǔ chún ma? |
| [02:58.29] | qiān fǎn tián: yīng gāi shì zhè yàng de... |
| [03:00.24] | qiān fǎn tián: bù guò jì yì zhōng yīng gāi shì yí gè gèng jiā chéng shú wěn zhòng de rén cái duì... |
| [03:03.21] | guān gǔ chún: a chá jué, nǐ nà shi shén me tài dù... |
| [03:06.00] | guān gǔ chún: nǐ yí dìng jué de wǒ shì jiǎ huò ba |
| [03:08.23] | qiān fǎn tián: wú, ma... |
| [03:10.15] | zhé mù: wán quán kàn bu chū lái shì huì lì yòng bīng guǒ zhè gè míng zì lái yǐn cáng zì jǐ xīn shēng de rén ne |
| [03:16.26] | guān gǔ chún: a! bīng guǒ ya |
| [03:19.14] | guān gǔ chún: nà gè shí hòu tè bié xiǎng chī bīng qí líng ice cream |
| [03:23.14] | guān gǔ chún: bù zhī bù jué jiù jué dìng le bīng guǒ zhè gè míng zì |
| [03:25.02] | zhé mù: zhè jiù shì zhēn xiàng? |
| [03:26.10] | guān gǔ chún: dāng rán, yě bāo hán le shēn ào de yì sī zài lǐ miàn |
| [03:28.20] | guān gǔ chún: xīn zhōng yī zhí zài nà hǎn zhe" hǎo xiǎng chī bīng qí líng a a a" |
| [03:32.04] | qiān fǎn tián: gēn! běn! yī! diǎn! yě! bù! shēn! ào! |
| [03:33.27] | guān gǔ chún: āi, cóng yǐ qián kāi shǐ jiù bù shàn cháng jù jué bié rén a |
| [03:36.27] | guān gǔ chún:" chéng wéi fǎn kàng yùn dòng de lǐng dǎo rén ba" shén me de |
| [03:38.26] | guān gǔ chún: bèi rén zhè me yī shuō hòu jiù biàn de yáng yáng dé yì le qǐ lái |
| [03:42.14] | guān gǔ chún: chéng yuán méi zhāo dào jǐ gè, tuì xué yě zhǐ shì shí jiān de wèn tí le |
| [03:46.08] | guān gǔ chún: bù rú shuō, tuì xué le fǎn ér gèng qīng jìng le |
| [03:48.27] | zhé mù: a, zǒng jué de bù chéng yàng zi a |
| [03:52.02] | qiān fǎn tián: bù guò, yīn wèi dào chǎng shī huǒ ér yào bēi fù zé rèn shén me de |
| [03:57.00] | guān gǔ chún: ó, nà chǎng huǒ zāi a, suī rán shì lìng rén shāng xīn de shì jiàn |
| [04:01.13] | guān gǔ chún: nà yě shì méi yǒu bàn fǎ de a |
| [04:03.18] | qiān fǎn tián: bó fù? |
| [04:04.19] | guān gǔ chún: yīn wèi fàng huǒ de rén shì wǒ ma |
| [04:06.28] | zhé mù qiān fǎn tián: wèi! |
| [04:07.06] | |
| [04:07.20] | guān gǔ chún: nà yī wǎn shàng yī bù xiǎo xīn jiù guò tóu le |
| [04:11.00] | guān gǔ chún: yīn wèi yǒu gè kàn bù shùn yǎn de róu dào bù de jiā huo, jīn bú zhù jiù... |
| [04:14.06] | guān gǔ chún: ya a zhēn de shì shuǎng dào le!??? |
| [04:16.18] | qiān fǎn tián: tài guò fèn le, bó fù! |
| [04:18.11] | qiān fǎn tián: nà wèi shí me nà shí hou duì zhe yòu nián de wǒ shuō chū nèi xiē huà ne? |
| [04:23.08] | guān gǔ chún: nèi xiē huà? |
| [04:24.18] | qiān fǎn tián: duì tīng le bīng guǒ hán yì de wǒ shuō: |
| [04:27.05] | " yào biàn de jiān qiáng, yī dàn tài guò ruò xiǎo de huà, |
| [04:30.20] | zuì zhōng huì yíng lái lián bēi míng dōu fā bù chū lái de rì zi" |
| [04:33.08] | guān gǔ chún: shuō bù yí dìng hái zhēn shuō guò! |
| [04:35.21] | guān gǔ chún: yù dào chī hàn yào fā chū bēi míng shén me de |
| [04:38.08] | guān gǔ chún: zhī lèi de huà |
| [04:39.08] | qiān fǎn tián: āi āi |
| [04:40.03] | guān gǔ chún: ó, duì le, ài liú táng yě yào xiǎo xīn zhè gè nán rén ó |
| [04:44.18] | zhé mù: zuì hòu hái yào bǎ wǒ dàng chéng chī hàn a!? |
| [04:46.21] | qiān fǎn tián: jiǎn zhí tài guò fèn le! |
| [04:48.04] | guān gǔ chún: hā hā hā há! |
| [04:48.28] | qiān fǎn tián: wū wū wū wū! hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā éi hā hā hā hā hā... |
| [04:51.29] | zhé mù: yǐ jīng fēn bù qīng shén me shì shén me le... |
| [04:53.29] | zhé mù: zǒng zhī, lěng jìng xià lái, qiān fǎn tián! |
| [04:56.19] | guān gǔ chún: hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā há! |
| [05:00.29] | |
| [05:06.29] | ... jiāo chuǎn... |
| [05:14.23] | |
| [05:16.03] | zhé mù: zuò le gè chāo jí qí guài de mèng |
| [05:19.27] | zhé mù: huà shuō, guān gǔ chún shì zòng huǒ fàn ma... |
| [05:25.07] | zhé mù: bù kě néng a |
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