歌曲 | ありえない幕間劇(その六)・『大罪を犯しまくる』 |
歌手 | 田中公平 |
专辑 | 氷菓 限定版 第3巻特典 CD |
下载 | Image LRC TXT |
[00:00.000] | ありえない幕間劇(その六)『大罪を犯しまくる』 |
[00:17.593] | (福部)やあ、しかし今日の奉太郎の推理もなかなかだったね |
[00:22.609] | あの尾道が勘違いした理由なんて、普通はたどり着けないよ |
[00:27.102] | (折木)そうか?結構気づきそうなもんだと思うが |
[00:30.655] | (千反田)でも、本当に折木さんはすごいと思います |
[00:33.920] | (伊原)千ちゃん、調子に乗るから褒めないほうがいいって |
[00:37.237] | それより福ちゃん、そのお店ってまだなの |
[00:41.208] | (福部)ん?そろそろだよ。おっ! |
[00:45.597] | (千反田)あれですね、神山サンド開店フェア、一個百円とあります |
[00:50.455] | (福部)今日が最終日なんだ、ぜひとも食べておかなければ、って思ってね |
[00:55.131] | (折木)そんな理由で古典部を全員連れてきたのか |
[00:59.311] | |
[01:00.904] | (店員)ありがとうございましたー |
[01:03.517] | (伊原)ね、福ちゃん、なんかこの店… |
[01:07.252] | (福部)あ、ガラガラだね |
[01:10.387] | (折木)そういう日もあるんじゃないのか |
[01:12.503] | (福部)まあ、とにかく食べようよ、いただきまーす |
[01:28.803] | (千反田)皆さん、どうしたんですか? |
[01:30.945] | (伊原)まっずー! |
[01:33.113] | (折木)あ、これはひどい |
[01:37.110] | (福部)なんか変な匂いするよ、中身もバサバサだし、完食は不可能だよ、パスパス |
[01:46.540] | (伊原)捨てるの |
[01:47.324] | (福部)わるいけど、ムリ |
[01:50.433] | (伊原)捨てちゃった… |
[01:51.504] | (千反田)福部さん! |
[01:53.907] | (福部)な、なに、千反田さん |
[01:55.788] | (千反田)今何をしました!捨てましたね、一口しか食べてないのにゴミ箱に捨てましたね |
[02:01.665] | (福部)そりゃあ、もったいないけど、あれはムリだよ |
[02:05.584] | (千反田)いいえ、私言いましたよね、食べ物を粗末にしたら怒るって |
[02:10.129] | 正しく今がその時です!どういうつもりですか?バカなんですか?死にますか? |
[02:16.503] | (伊原)千ちゃん、それ、大罪の一つだよ |
[02:20.082] | (折木)『憤怒』だな |
[02:21.179] | (千反田)あ、そうでした、すみません福部さん |
[02:25.332] | (福部)やあ、いいけどさ |
[02:28.127] | (千反田)とは言え、もったいないのは事実です |
[02:30.713] | 皆さん、食べないなら私がすべていただきます |
[02:34.083] | さあ、折木さんも摩耶花さんも、そのサンド私に下さい |
[02:40.196] | 福部さんが捨てたサンドもすぐに回収すれば問題ないです、三十秒ルールです |
[02:48.581] | (伊原)千ちゃん、それも大罪の一つだよ |
[02:51.167] | (折木)『強欲』だな |
[02:52.708] | (千反田)気にしません!では、いただきます |
[02:59.605] | (福部)一気にどかぐい?! |
[03:03.079] | (伊原)また大罪の一つを |
[03:04.960] | (折木)『暴食』か |
[03:08.042] | (千反田)はー、完食しました … |
[03:11.543] | (伊原)千ちゃん |
[03:13.737] | (折木)しかしあのまずいサンドをよく食ったな |
[03:16.924] | (福部)千反田さんとしてはありだったの |
[03:19.197] | (千反田)いいえ、失笑するレベルです |
[03:22.593] | パン生地も安いですし、具もでたらめですね |
[03:26.041] | そもそも調理が乗ってません |
[03:28.052] | 私だったら、同じ食材で百倍おいしいサンドを作って見せますよ |
[03:32.989] | まあ、そこらの素人さんには無理でしょうけどね |
[03:36.516] | (伊原)それも |
[03:38.057] | (折木)『傲慢』だな |
[03:39.233] | (福部)ていうかキャラおかしくなってるよ、千反田さん大丈夫? |
[03:42.158] | (千反田)え、大丈夫なんじゃないですか |
[03:44.666] | (福部)なにその投げやりな態度 |
[03:46.468] | (千反田)ていうか、どうでもいいです |
[03:48.872] | キャラだのなんだの、面倒くさいの嫌なんですよ |
[03:53.417] | やらなくてもいいことなら、やりません |
[03:56.395] | (伊原)また大罪 |
[03:57.544] | (折木)『怠惰』か |
[03:58.851] | (伊原)ああ、千ちゃんが壊れた、福ちゃんどうしよう |
[04:04.153] | (福部)大、大丈夫だよ摩耶花、いたいいたい、あんまり腕にしがみつかないで |
[04:09.247] | (伊原)だけど、だけど |
[04:11.468] | (千反田)ああ、摩耶花さん、そんな、どさくさで福部さんに巻きあったしがみついて! |
[04:17.711] | 焼けますよね、お二人さん、ひゅひゅうって感じですか?いけるもんですよね! |
[04:23.510] | (折木)今度はなんだ |
[04:25.156] | (千反田)まあ、あれですよ、リア充爆発しろってとこですね |
[04:28.369] | え、はいはい、末永く爆発してくださいよ、もう! |
[04:31.556] | (伊原)こ、この大罪は |
[04:34.011] | (折木)ん、『嫉妬』だな |
[04:36.388] | (福部)あ、だとすると、残る一つの大罪は…『色欲』! |
[04:43.651] | (伊原)千ちゃんがエッチになった! |
[04:45.871] | (千反田)なんだか、熱くなってきました、ちょっと脱いてもいいですか |
[04:52.663] | (伊原)ぜひ! |
[04:53.133] | (折木)おい待って!なぜそこで伊原がよろこぶ |
[04:56.033] | (福部)でもすごいよ奉太郎、千反田さんがしどけない格好で摩耶花にしなだれかかってるよ |
[05:01.597] | (千反田)摩耶花さん〜 |
[05:03.765] | (伊原)おお、むしろご褒美です |
[05:07.082] | (福部)ご褒美なの? |
[05:07.944] | (伊原)ん、これはこれであり |
[05:12.333] | (千反田)摩耶花さん、『まどろみの約束』を交わしましょう |
[05:17.113] | こう、ドドンと、ポイントは脇の下とか、ふくらはぎとかです |
[05:25.420] | (伊原)これで、鼻血ムードは… |
[05:29.992] | (福部)正気に戻ってよ、千反田さん! |
[05:32.317] | (折木)なんというのか、いろいろ最低です |
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[00:59.311] | |
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[03:53.417] | |
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[03:53.417] | |
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[04:43.651] | yī yuán qiān! |
[04:45.871] | qiān fǎn tián rè tuō |
[04:52.663] | yī yuán! |
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[04:56.033] | fú bù fèng tài láng qiān fǎn tián gé hǎo mó yé huā |
[05:01.597] | qiān fǎn tián mó yé huā |
[05:03.765] | yī yuán bāo měi |
[05:07.082] | fú bù bāo měi? |
[05:07.944] | yī yuán |
[05:12.333] | qiān fǎn tián mó yé huā yuē shù jiāo |
[05:17.113] | xié xià |
[05:25.420] | yī yuán bí xiě |
[05:29.992] | fú bù zhèng qì tì qiān fǎn tián! |
[05:32.317] | zhé mù zuì dī |
[00:00.000] | 不可能的幕间剧(其六)《犯下大罪》 |
[00:17.593] | 呀,今天奉太郎的推理也是有点东西啊 |
[00:22.609] | 那个尾道搞错了的理由,一般想不到吧 |
[00:27.102] | 是这样吗?我倒觉得还挺明显的 |
[00:30.655] | 折木同学真的很厉害啊 |
[00:33.920] | 千酱,别夸他当心他膨胀 |
[00:37.237] | 说起来福酱那家店还没到吗 |
[00:41.208] | 嗯?马上到了 |
[00:45.597] | 是那边吧,神山三明治开店特惠,一个一百円 |
[00:50.455] | 今天是最后一天啦,我寻思一定要来吃吃看 |
[00:55.131] | 就这个理由把古典部全员带过来吗 |
[00:59.311] | (店内) |
[01:00.904] | 谢谢惠顾—— |
[01:03.517] | 呐福酱,这店… |
[01:07.252] | 呃,有点糟糕 |
[01:10.387] | 这种事情不也是会有的吗 |
[01:12.503] | 嘛,总之尝尝吧,我开动了 |
[01:28.803] | 大家怎么了吗 |
[01:30.945] | 地狱级难吃! |
[01:33.113] | 啊,这难吃得过分了 |
[01:37.110] | 有股怪味道,馅也是干巴巴的,不可能吃完的 |
[01:46.540] | 要扔掉吗 |
[01:47.324] | 抱歉,真不行 |
[01:50.433] | 扔了… |
[01:51.504] | 福部同学! |
[01:53.907] | 怎、怎么了,千反田同学 |
[01:55.788] | 你刚刚干了什么!扔掉了吧,你只吃了一口就扔进垃圾箱了吧! |
[02:01.665] | 那个是…,虽然浪费那是真的没法吃啊 |
[02:05.584] | 不,我说过的吧,浪费食物的话我会生气的 |
[02:10.129] | 说的就是现在!你想干什么?你是蠢吗?你想死吗? |
[02:16.503] | 千酱,这是大罪之一啊 |
[02:20.082] | “暴怒”啊 |
[02:21.179] | 啊确实,抱歉福部同学 |
[02:25.332] | 额,这倒是没关系 |
[02:28.127] | 虽这么说,浪费了是事实 |
[02:30.713] | 各位,不吃的话全给我来吃 |
[02:34.083] | 折木同学和摩耶花,请把那三明治给我吧 |
[02:40.196] | 福部同学扔掉的三明治马上回收的话也没有问题,三十秒原则 |
[02:48.581] | 千酱,这也是大罪之一呀 |
[02:51.167] | “贪婪”啊 |
[02:52.708] | 我不管!那么我开动了 |
[02:59.605] | 一口气吃了?! |
[03:03.079] | 又是一宗大罪 |
[03:04.960] | “暴食”吗 |
[03:08.042] | 哈,吃完啦 |
[03:11.543] | 千酱 |
[03:13.737] | 还真把那么难吃的三明治吃下去了 |
[03:16.924] | 千反田同学觉得味道还行吗 |
[03:19.197] | 不,是让人失笑的水平 |
[03:22.593] | 用了很差的面包,馅也是一塌糊涂 |
[03:26.041] | 说到底还是做得太差 |
[03:28.052] | 给我一样的食材,我能做出一百倍好吃的三明治 |
[03:32.989] | 呵,那几个菜鸟是肯定做不来吧 |
[03:36.516] | 大罪 这也是大罪 |
[03:38.057] | “傲慢”啊 |
[03:39.233] | 不是,人设有点崩了啊,千反田同学没事吧? |
[03:42.158] | 诶,大概没事的吧 |
[03:44.666] | 这无所谓的态度是怎么回事 |
[03:46.468] | 都无所谓了 |
[03:48.872] | 人设什么东西的,麻烦死了 |
[03:53.417] | 崩了也行的话,我不管了 |
[03:56.395] | 又是大罪 |
[03:57.544] | “懒惰”吗 |
[03:58.851] | 啊啊,千酱坏掉了,福酱怎么办啊 |
[04:04.153] | 没、没事的摩耶花,疼疼疼,别掐我手腕啊 |
[04:09.247] | 但是,但是 |
[04:11.468] | 啊啊,摩耶花,居然趁乱握住福部同学的手腕 |
[04:17.711] | 两位很火热嘛,咻咻的感觉是吗,很行啊! |
[04:23.510] | 这次又是什么 |
[04:25.156] | 嘛,就是那个,现充爆炸吧 |
[04:28.369] | 诶好的好的,请永远爆炸吧,真是的! |
[04:31.556] | 这、这大罪是 |
[04:34.011] | 嗯,“嫉妒”啊 |
[04:36.388] | 啊,那么剩下的一宗大罪是…“色欲”! |
[04:43.651] | 千酱变得H了! |
[04:45.871] | 好像有点热起来了呢~能脱一点吗 |
[04:52.663] | 请务必这么做! |
[04:53.133] | 喂等等!为什么伊原会兴奋 |
[04:56.033] | 但是不得了啊奉太郎,衣冠不整的千反田同学正依偎在摩耶花身上 |
[05:01.597] | 摩耶花~ |
[05:03.765] | 哦哦,不如说是赏赐啊 |
[05:07.082] | 是赏赐吗? |
[05:07.944] | 嗯,这个可以有 |
[05:12.333] | 摩耶花,我们来互相交换“微睡的约定”吧 |
[05:17.113] | 像这样……point在腋下,还有小腿肚 |
[05:25.420] | 这,鼻血模式要… |
[05:29.992] | 快回归正常啊,千反田同学! |
[05:32.317] | 怎么说好呢,各种不妙啊 |