The Thieves Banquet

The Thieves Banquet 歌词

歌曲 The Thieves Banquet
歌手 Akala
专辑 The Thieves Banquet
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[ti:the thieves banquet ]
[ar:Akala]
[al:the thieves banquet ]
[00:02.03] Once upon a time
[00:02.81] in an obscure part of the Milky Way Galaxy,
[00:06.25] there was a spinning ball of water and rock ruled by the forces of evil.
[00:12.26] The Devil himself,
[00:14.74] proud of the magnificent achievements of his children,
[00:17.90] decided to call a special banquet for the greatest thieves in all the land
[00:22.40] He sent invites to thousands of the greatest murders,
[00:26.62] rapists and general-assorted scum,
[00:29.62] inviting them to attend his palace at the dawn of the new moon.
[00:33.74] Each thief would be given a chance to stake his claim
[00:37.97] as the greatest messenger of murder upon the planet,
[00:41.51] and the Devil himself would then decide who should be crowned king.
[00:47.66] After many days of deliberating,
[00:50.95] all of the petty thieves, such as street criminals,
[00:53.09] have been found far short of the required level of wickedness
[00:57.01] and there were just four sets of thieves left in the competition
[01:02.11] They were:
[01:03.85] the monarchs of empire,
[01:04.92] a cartel of bankers,
[01:07.00] the heads of religious orders,
[01:09.12] and the third-world dictators.
[01:11.27] Each set of thieves appointed a spokesman to give his case to the Devil.
[01:17.18] We have recorded these events for posterity
[01:24.55] Uh, listen
[01:28.14] Uh, okay, yo
[01:33.89] First up was the thief of the worst reputation
[01:37.49] Dictator of a third-world nation
[01:39.19] He looked the Devil in the eye as he spoke
[01:41.00] In an oh-so-serious tone
[01:42.31] Dear Mr. Devil
[01:43.38] I am the greatest thief there has ever been on Earth
[01:45.72] Please tell me who else more than me personifies your work
[01:49.35] I came to power in a military coup,
[01:51.26] I murdered the elected president
[01:53.28] He wanted to use the resources of our country for our peoples’ benefit
[01:56.50] I proved to masters in the west
[01:58.72] I could kill my own people just as well as the best
[02:00.05] So I took over the so-called independent country when the foreigners left
[02:03.23] Sent squads of death to those who would suggest
[02:05.07] In power should be the one they elect
[02:06.60] Erected a statue of the great man
[02:08.40] That raped our mothers, stole our lands
[02:10.06] That’s how little self-respect I have
[02:11.79] Don’t fight slavery, it makes me glad
[02:13.56] Account in Switzerland, Rolls Royce
[02:15.29] Murder and rape cos I want new toys
[02:16.85] Don’t want a portion, but a whole fortune
[02:18.62] With that profit, what’s a little bit of torture
[02:20.51] Even outlawed my indigenous culture
[02:21.94] And language and history
[02:23.65] And taught our people to only worship colonizers
[02:26.01] And of course, ME!
[02:30.82] Thief!
[02:32.09] It’s the banquet of the thieves!
[02:35.90] Come and dine with me!
[02:40.04] It’s the banquet of the thieves!
[02:42.21] The banquet of the thieves…
[02:44.85] The Devil was so impressed with this wonderful man
[02:46.04] He almost ejaculated on his hands
[02:47.80] But the monarch of the empire said
[02:49.58] Excuse me, Mr. Devil, I’d like to speak if I may
[02:51.15] Who do you think trained this amateur dictator to behave this way?
[02:54.57] Yeah, I’m sure before I came along his country was far from heaven
[02:58.15] But look of the carnage I caused all over the Earth,
[02:59.93] it’s got to be the work of the Devil
[03:01.56] Countless deaths, mass enslavement
[03:03.23] Deliberate starvation of whole nations
[03:05.01] The dictator tries his best,
[03:06.58] but looking at me,
[03:07.45] he’s just an imitation
[03:08.50] Who do you think pays his wages?
[03:09.41] He would love to be trading places
[03:11.32] I’ve been doing this ting on the roads
[03:12.99] Way back, way back, way back
[03:14.20] Since the Middle Ages
[03:15.26] Everybody knows he’s a criminal element
[03:16.81] They think I’m democratic and benevolent
[03:18.72] And that shows that I’m really devilish
[03:20.28] Cos people think I’m heaven-sent
[03:22.06] I couldn’t care about democracy
[03:23.73] You all know no one elected me
[03:25.11] The people love me despite my crimes
[03:27.05] Sucka MCs wanna bite my shine
[03:28.66] So blingin’ out of control you would vomit
[03:30.44] Don’t even touch dough, but my face is on it!
[03:32.60] Thief!
[03:34.34] It’s the banquet of the thieves!
[03:37.73] Come and dine with me!
[03:43.87] I’m a pervert who’s in the cloak of the clergy
[03:48.28] Yes, I’m a pervert who’s in the cloak
[03:50.97] I’m a despicable character
[03:52.19] I use my position of authority and spiritual reverence
[03:55.98] I’m a despicable character
[04:00.09] Mr. Devil, allow me to speak
[04:01.37] For all of the religious leaders that leech
[04:03.20] In the world of creeps, I’m initiated
[04:04.77] I take the peoples’ faith and dissipate it
[04:06.61] With false promises, hollow oratory
[04:08.33] Don’t need a gun, it’s daylight robbery
[04:09.99] Dear Mr. Devil
[04:11.05] I thought you would like it
[04:12.66] How I use their faith in God to keep them blinded
[04:13.41] Put on a nice voice, read them a book
[04:15.39] And they believe that I am not a crook
[04:16.86] Tell them God will repay them in the next
[04:18.88] They give me their life savings so I can buy jets
[04:20.44] All the reports about child sex
[04:21.85] None of us have ever gone to jail yet
[04:23.68] This system of stealing, so appealing
[04:25.50] Convinces the victims their lives have meaning
[04:27.22] Monarchs boast about conquest
[04:28.72] But needed my blessings to get it done
[04:30.28] And all of the dictators use my books
[04:32.27] Therefore, they are just my sons
[04:33.99] The Devil was sure this was the winner
[04:35.68] And was just about to put an end to the dinner
[04:37.20] But then the man from the banking cartel
[04:39.12] Stepped up and said
[04:40.23] I think I’m the biggest sinner
[04:41.18] All of those three depend on me
[04:42.48] All they ever do is defending me
[04:44.11] Cos I paid for all of the things they have
[04:46.43] Of course, and all of the lives they lead
[04:47.77] Paid for the guns, bombs and the tanks
[04:49.64] That’s why you see, there is always more
[04:51.16] I turned science’s basic appliance
[04:53.03] Into a client of weapon and war
[04:54.59] Paid for monarchies, armed robberies
[04:56.41] I make monopolies out of property
[04:58.19] Never shot a gun nor killed anyone myself
[05:00.26] But billions die cos of me
[05:01.64] Who needs a threat? I make a debt
[05:03.29] Out of thin air, just sit back and collect
[05:04.97] Every single day, whatever they say
[05:06.48] The people need me just to connect it
[05:08.25] Yet none of them knows what I look like
[05:09.90] Yet all of them spend my money to look nice
[05:11.68] They want more, no one’s pure
[05:13.15] I hold the keys to every single door
[05:14.87] Sell sex and drugs, profit and lies
[05:16.84] Earth and skies, I’ll even sell life
[05:18.51] I’ll even sell freedom for the right price
[05:20.40] But no one is smart enough to ask me nice
[05:22.09] So Mr. Devil, give me the medal
[05:23.17] Don’t be biased
[05:24.42] If you don’t give it to me
[05:25.50] I’ll just BUY IT!
[05:28.79] Thief!
[05:30.76] It’s the banquet of the thieves!
[05:34.44] Come and dine with me!
[05:38.19] It’s the banquet of the thieves!
[05:41.41] The banquet of the thieves…
[05:45.27] It’s the banquet of the thieves!
[05:48.16] Come and dine with me!
[05:51.02] It’s the banquet of the thieves!
[05:54.20] The banquet of the thieves…
ti: the thieves banquet
ar: Akala
al: the thieves banquet
[00:02.03] Once upon a time
[00:02.81] in an obscure part of the Milky Way Galaxy,
[00:06.25] there was a spinning ball of water and rock ruled by the forces of evil.
[00:12.26] The Devil himself,
[00:14.74] proud of the magnificent achievements of his children,
[00:17.90] decided to call a special banquet for the greatest thieves in all the land
[00:22.40] He sent invites to thousands of the greatest murders,
[00:26.62] rapists and generalassorted scum,
[00:29.62] inviting them to attend his palace at the dawn of the new moon.
[00:33.74] Each thief would be given a chance to stake his claim
[00:37.97] as the greatest messenger of murder upon the planet,
[00:41.51] and the Devil himself would then decide who should be crowned king.
[00:47.66] After many days of deliberating,
[00:50.95] all of the petty thieves, such as street criminals,
[00:53.09] have been found far short of the required level of wickedness
[00:57.01] and there were just four sets of thieves left in the competition
[01:02.11] They were:
[01:03.85] the monarchs of empire,
[01:04.92] a cartel of bankers,
[01:07.00] the heads of religious orders,
[01:09.12] and the thirdworld dictators.
[01:11.27] Each set of thieves appointed a spokesman to give his case to the Devil.
[01:17.18] We have recorded these events for posterity
[01:24.55] Uh, listen
[01:28.14] Uh, okay, yo
[01:33.89] First up was the thief of the worst reputation
[01:37.49] Dictator of a thirdworld nation
[01:39.19] He looked the Devil in the eye as he spoke
[01:41.00] In an ohsoserious tone
[01:42.31] Dear Mr. Devil
[01:43.38] I am the greatest thief there has ever been on Earth
[01:45.72] Please tell me who else more than me personifies your work
[01:49.35] I came to power in a military coup,
[01:51.26] I murdered the elected president
[01:53.28] He wanted to use the resources of our country for our peoples' benefit
[01:56.50] I proved to masters in the west
[01:58.72] I could kill my own people just as well as the best
[02:00.05] So I took over the socalled independent country when the foreigners left
[02:03.23] Sent squads of death to those who would suggest
[02:05.07] In power should be the one they elect
[02:06.60] Erected a statue of the great man
[02:08.40] That raped our mothers, stole our lands
[02:10.06] That' s how little selfrespect I have
[02:11.79] Don' t fight slavery, it makes me glad
[02:13.56] Account in Switzerland, Rolls Royce
[02:15.29] Murder and rape cos I want new toys
[02:16.85] Don' t want a portion, but a whole fortune
[02:18.62] With that profit, what' s a little bit of torture
[02:20.51] Even outlawed my indigenous culture
[02:21.94] And language and history
[02:23.65] And taught our people to only worship colonizers
[02:26.01] And of course, ME!
[02:30.82] Thief!
[02:32.09] It' s the banquet of the thieves!
[02:35.90] Come and dine with me!
[02:40.04] It' s the banquet of the thieves!
[02:42.21] The banquet of the thieves
[02:44.85] The Devil was so impressed with this wonderful man
[02:46.04] He almost ejaculated on his hands
[02:47.80] But the monarch of the empire said
[02:49.58] Excuse me, Mr. Devil, I' d like to speak if I may
[02:51.15] Who do you think trained this amateur dictator to behave this way?
[02:54.57] Yeah, I' m sure before I came along his country was far from heaven
[02:58.15] But look of the carnage I caused all over the Earth,
[02:59.93] it' s got to be the work of the Devil
[03:01.56] Countless deaths, mass enslavement
[03:03.23] Deliberate starvation of whole nations
[03:05.01] The dictator tries his best,
[03:06.58] but looking at me,
[03:07.45] he' s just an imitation
[03:08.50] Who do you think pays his wages?
[03:09.41] He would love to be trading places
[03:11.32] I' ve been doing this ting on the roads
[03:12.99] Way back, way back, way back
[03:14.20] Since the Middle Ages
[03:15.26] Everybody knows he' s a criminal element
[03:16.81] They think I' m democratic and benevolent
[03:18.72] And that shows that I' m really devilish
[03:20.28] Cos people think I' m heavensent
[03:22.06] I couldn' t care about democracy
[03:23.73] You all know no one elected me
[03:25.11] The people love me despite my crimes
[03:27.05] Sucka MCs wanna bite my shine
[03:28.66] So blingin' out of control you would vomit
[03:30.44] Don' t even touch dough, but my face is on it!
[03:32.60] Thief!
[03:34.34] It' s the banquet of the thieves!
[03:37.73] Come and dine with me!
[03:43.87] I' m a pervert who' s in the cloak of the clergy
[03:48.28] Yes, I' m a pervert who' s in the cloak
[03:50.97] I' m a despicable character
[03:52.19] I use my position of authority and spiritual reverence
[03:55.98] I' m a despicable character
[04:00.09] Mr. Devil, allow me to speak
[04:01.37] For all of the religious leaders that leech
[04:03.20] In the world of creeps, I' m initiated
[04:04.77] I take the peoples' faith and dissipate it
[04:06.61] With false promises, hollow oratory
[04:08.33] Don' t need a gun, it' s daylight robbery
[04:09.99] Dear Mr. Devil
[04:11.05] I thought you would like it
[04:12.66] How I use their faith in God to keep them blinded
[04:13.41] Put on a nice voice, read them a book
[04:15.39] And they believe that I am not a crook
[04:16.86] Tell them God will repay them in the next
[04:18.88] They give me their life savings so I can buy jets
[04:20.44] All the reports about child sex
[04:21.85] None of us have ever gone to jail yet
[04:23.68] This system of stealing, so appealing
[04:25.50] Convinces the victims their lives have meaning
[04:27.22] Monarchs boast about conquest
[04:28.72] But needed my blessings to get it done
[04:30.28] And all of the dictators use my books
[04:32.27] Therefore, they are just my sons
[04:33.99] The Devil was sure this was the winner
[04:35.68] And was just about to put an end to the dinner
[04:37.20] But then the man from the banking cartel
[04:39.12] Stepped up and said
[04:40.23] I think I' m the biggest sinner
[04:41.18] All of those three depend on me
[04:42.48] All they ever do is defending me
[04:44.11] Cos I paid for all of the things they have
[04:46.43] Of course, and all of the lives they lead
[04:47.77] Paid for the guns, bombs and the tanks
[04:49.64] That' s why you see, there is always more
[04:51.16] I turned science' s basic appliance
[04:53.03] Into a client of weapon and war
[04:54.59] Paid for monarchies, armed robberies
[04:56.41] I make monopolies out of property
[04:58.19] Never shot a gun nor killed anyone myself
[05:00.26] But billions die cos of me
[05:01.64] Who needs a threat? I make a debt
[05:03.29] Out of thin air, just sit back and collect
[05:04.97] Every single day, whatever they say
[05:06.48] The people need me just to connect it
[05:08.25] Yet none of them knows what I look like
[05:09.90] Yet all of them spend my money to look nice
[05:11.68] They want more, no one' s pure
[05:13.15] I hold the keys to every single door
[05:14.87] Sell sex and drugs, profit and lies
[05:16.84] Earth and skies, I' ll even sell life
[05:18.51] I' ll even sell freedom for the right price
[05:20.40] But no one is smart enough to ask me nice
[05:22.09] So Mr. Devil, give me the medal
[05:23.17] Don' t be biased
[05:24.42] If you don' t give it to me
[05:25.50] I' ll just BUY IT!
[05:28.79] Thief!
[05:30.76] It' s the banquet of the thieves!
[05:34.44] Come and dine with me!
[05:38.19] It' s the banquet of the thieves!
[05:41.41] The banquet of the thieves
[05:45.27] It' s the banquet of the thieves!
[05:48.16] Come and dine with me!
[05:51.02] It' s the banquet of the thieves!
[05:54.20] The banquet of the thieves
ti: the thieves banquet
ar: Akala
al: the thieves banquet
[00:02.03] Once upon a time
[00:02.81] in an obscure part of the Milky Way Galaxy,
[00:06.25] there was a spinning ball of water and rock ruled by the forces of evil.
[00:12.26] The Devil himself,
[00:14.74] proud of the magnificent achievements of his children,
[00:17.90] decided to call a special banquet for the greatest thieves in all the land
[00:22.40] He sent invites to thousands of the greatest murders,
[00:26.62] rapists and generalassorted scum,
[00:29.62] inviting them to attend his palace at the dawn of the new moon.
[00:33.74] Each thief would be given a chance to stake his claim
[00:37.97] as the greatest messenger of murder upon the planet,
[00:41.51] and the Devil himself would then decide who should be crowned king.
[00:47.66] After many days of deliberating,
[00:50.95] all of the petty thieves, such as street criminals,
[00:53.09] have been found far short of the required level of wickedness
[00:57.01] and there were just four sets of thieves left in the competition
[01:02.11] They were:
[01:03.85] the monarchs of empire,
[01:04.92] a cartel of bankers,
[01:07.00] the heads of religious orders,
[01:09.12] and the thirdworld dictators.
[01:11.27] Each set of thieves appointed a spokesman to give his case to the Devil.
[01:17.18] We have recorded these events for posterity
[01:24.55] Uh, listen
[01:28.14] Uh, okay, yo
[01:33.89] First up was the thief of the worst reputation
[01:37.49] Dictator of a thirdworld nation
[01:39.19] He looked the Devil in the eye as he spoke
[01:41.00] In an ohsoserious tone
[01:42.31] Dear Mr. Devil
[01:43.38] I am the greatest thief there has ever been on Earth
[01:45.72] Please tell me who else more than me personifies your work
[01:49.35] I came to power in a military coup,
[01:51.26] I murdered the elected president
[01:53.28] He wanted to use the resources of our country for our peoples' benefit
[01:56.50] I proved to masters in the west
[01:58.72] I could kill my own people just as well as the best
[02:00.05] So I took over the socalled independent country when the foreigners left
[02:03.23] Sent squads of death to those who would suggest
[02:05.07] In power should be the one they elect
[02:06.60] Erected a statue of the great man
[02:08.40] That raped our mothers, stole our lands
[02:10.06] That' s how little selfrespect I have
[02:11.79] Don' t fight slavery, it makes me glad
[02:13.56] Account in Switzerland, Rolls Royce
[02:15.29] Murder and rape cos I want new toys
[02:16.85] Don' t want a portion, but a whole fortune
[02:18.62] With that profit, what' s a little bit of torture
[02:20.51] Even outlawed my indigenous culture
[02:21.94] And language and history
[02:23.65] And taught our people to only worship colonizers
[02:26.01] And of course, ME!
[02:30.82] Thief!
[02:32.09] It' s the banquet of the thieves!
[02:35.90] Come and dine with me!
[02:40.04] It' s the banquet of the thieves!
[02:42.21] The banquet of the thieves
[02:44.85] The Devil was so impressed with this wonderful man
[02:46.04] He almost ejaculated on his hands
[02:47.80] But the monarch of the empire said
[02:49.58] Excuse me, Mr. Devil, I' d like to speak if I may
[02:51.15] Who do you think trained this amateur dictator to behave this way?
[02:54.57] Yeah, I' m sure before I came along his country was far from heaven
[02:58.15] But look of the carnage I caused all over the Earth,
[02:59.93] it' s got to be the work of the Devil
[03:01.56] Countless deaths, mass enslavement
[03:03.23] Deliberate starvation of whole nations
[03:05.01] The dictator tries his best,
[03:06.58] but looking at me,
[03:07.45] he' s just an imitation
[03:08.50] Who do you think pays his wages?
[03:09.41] He would love to be trading places
[03:11.32] I' ve been doing this ting on the roads
[03:12.99] Way back, way back, way back
[03:14.20] Since the Middle Ages
[03:15.26] Everybody knows he' s a criminal element
[03:16.81] They think I' m democratic and benevolent
[03:18.72] And that shows that I' m really devilish
[03:20.28] Cos people think I' m heavensent
[03:22.06] I couldn' t care about democracy
[03:23.73] You all know no one elected me
[03:25.11] The people love me despite my crimes
[03:27.05] Sucka MCs wanna bite my shine
[03:28.66] So blingin' out of control you would vomit
[03:30.44] Don' t even touch dough, but my face is on it!
[03:32.60] Thief!
[03:34.34] It' s the banquet of the thieves!
[03:37.73] Come and dine with me!
[03:43.87] I' m a pervert who' s in the cloak of the clergy
[03:48.28] Yes, I' m a pervert who' s in the cloak
[03:50.97] I' m a despicable character
[03:52.19] I use my position of authority and spiritual reverence
[03:55.98] I' m a despicable character
[04:00.09] Mr. Devil, allow me to speak
[04:01.37] For all of the religious leaders that leech
[04:03.20] In the world of creeps, I' m initiated
[04:04.77] I take the peoples' faith and dissipate it
[04:06.61] With false promises, hollow oratory
[04:08.33] Don' t need a gun, it' s daylight robbery
[04:09.99] Dear Mr. Devil
[04:11.05] I thought you would like it
[04:12.66] How I use their faith in God to keep them blinded
[04:13.41] Put on a nice voice, read them a book
[04:15.39] And they believe that I am not a crook
[04:16.86] Tell them God will repay them in the next
[04:18.88] They give me their life savings so I can buy jets
[04:20.44] All the reports about child sex
[04:21.85] None of us have ever gone to jail yet
[04:23.68] This system of stealing, so appealing
[04:25.50] Convinces the victims their lives have meaning
[04:27.22] Monarchs boast about conquest
[04:28.72] But needed my blessings to get it done
[04:30.28] And all of the dictators use my books
[04:32.27] Therefore, they are just my sons
[04:33.99] The Devil was sure this was the winner
[04:35.68] And was just about to put an end to the dinner
[04:37.20] But then the man from the banking cartel
[04:39.12] Stepped up and said
[04:40.23] I think I' m the biggest sinner
[04:41.18] All of those three depend on me
[04:42.48] All they ever do is defending me
[04:44.11] Cos I paid for all of the things they have
[04:46.43] Of course, and all of the lives they lead
[04:47.77] Paid for the guns, bombs and the tanks
[04:49.64] That' s why you see, there is always more
[04:51.16] I turned science' s basic appliance
[04:53.03] Into a client of weapon and war
[04:54.59] Paid for monarchies, armed robberies
[04:56.41] I make monopolies out of property
[04:58.19] Never shot a gun nor killed anyone myself
[05:00.26] But billions die cos of me
[05:01.64] Who needs a threat? I make a debt
[05:03.29] Out of thin air, just sit back and collect
[05:04.97] Every single day, whatever they say
[05:06.48] The people need me just to connect it
[05:08.25] Yet none of them knows what I look like
[05:09.90] Yet all of them spend my money to look nice
[05:11.68] They want more, no one' s pure
[05:13.15] I hold the keys to every single door
[05:14.87] Sell sex and drugs, profit and lies
[05:16.84] Earth and skies, I' ll even sell life
[05:18.51] I' ll even sell freedom for the right price
[05:20.40] But no one is smart enough to ask me nice
[05:22.09] So Mr. Devil, give me the medal
[05:23.17] Don' t be biased
[05:24.42] If you don' t give it to me
[05:25.50] I' ll just BUY IT!
[05:28.79] Thief!
[05:30.76] It' s the banquet of the thieves!
[05:34.44] Come and dine with me!
[05:38.19] It' s the banquet of the thieves!
[05:41.41] The banquet of the thieves
[05:45.27] It' s the banquet of the thieves!
[05:48.16] Come and dine with me!
[05:51.02] It' s the banquet of the thieves!
[05:54.20] The banquet of the thieves
The Thieves Banquet 歌词
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