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I'm a dirty old man |
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I do what I can |
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Tryin' to make a livin' |
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I'm a dirty old man |
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I like to get hammered |
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On Friday night |
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Sometimes I can't wait |
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So Monday's alright |
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It's a battle with the bottle |
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I'll win it alright |
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But I lost another round |
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In the bar last night |
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I'm a dirty old man |
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I do what I can |
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Tryin' to make a livin' |
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I'm a dirty old man |
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Yeah, I'm gonna get fired |
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For drinkin' on the job |
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Got caught with the boss' wife |
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In the parking lot |
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I'm gonna get killed |
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For doin' this again |
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But I just can't help it |
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It's under my skin |
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I'm a dirty old man |
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I do what I can |
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I'm gonna get hammered |
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And do it again |
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I'm a dirty old man |
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I do what I can |
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Tryin' to make a livin' |
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I'm a dirty old man |
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Got a bag of frozen peas |
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I use on my knees |
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I injured from beggin' |
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And tryin' to please |
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If you believe that |
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I'm losing my fat |
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Got a workout program |
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And a new rubber mat |
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I'm a dirty old man |
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I do what I can |
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Tryin' to make a livin' |
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I'm a dirty old man |
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I'm a dirty old man |
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It's a battle with the bottle |
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I'll win it alright |
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But I lost another round |
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In the bar last night |
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I'm a dirty old man |
